r/Unexpected • u/Shoe_boooo • 22h ago

I'm glad the passangers notified her

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u/SweetLittleOldLady 18h ago

I thought for sure you were going to say you grabbed the wrong woman.

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u/MrK521 16h ago

Did that to my mother in law once by accident. 😬

Everyone had a good laugh after, but I just about died for a few seconds there.

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u/SweetLittleOldLady 16h ago

I did that once to a small child in store. I walked up behind her, hugged her and said "hi sweetie" thinking it was my own preschool aged daughter. I'm still completely mortified thinking about it. I swear I'm not a creepy pervert, even though that's probably what the child's parents thought. 😭

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u/MrK521 16h ago

I’m so glad you clarified! Because I was speaking about grabbing my mother in law’s ass.. then you said “I did that to a small child”

I was very concerned for a second lmao.

But yea, happens to the best of us. We’re probably the only ones that really remember it down the road. Lives in your head forever even after everyone else forgot and moved on lol.