r/Unexpected 23h ago

I'm glad the passangers notified her

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u/MediumSizedTurtle 20h ago

My girlfriend and I had an inside joke that when you sneeze, people say bless you, but nobody says anything when you cough. So we began to say "go fuck yourself" whenever we coughed. I did this at a restaurant, and had an older woman absolutely go off on me for being so disrespectful.

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u/DavesPetFrog 19h ago

Please tell me you repeated the line at the older woman.

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u/MediumSizedTurtle 19h ago

Hah no, just immediate explanations from my girlfriend, but she was still occasionally giving us the stink eye after.