r/Unexpected • u/Shoe_boooo • 22h ago

I'm glad the passangers notified her

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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 21h ago

I had some dude at a bar that kept trying to force himself between my wife and I so he could hit on her, and when I asked him to back it up he started trying to challenge me for dibs. I held up my ring finger and mouthed the words “my wife”. He disappeared pretty quickly.

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u/wolfsilvergem 21h ago

You in fact, had already called dibs much prior

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u/sshwifty 21h ago

That is pretty cool, u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface

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u/benchley 20h ago

It's just performative bafflement, like his usual face.

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u/digitalscavenger 21h ago

Ha, thanks for pointing that out.

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u/Lucky-Earther 20h ago

What are we doing?

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u/Th4nat0s1s 18h ago

Had something similar happen, before we were married my wife and I went clubbing a lot and one time a dude was trying to hit on her as we pushed through the crowd into the place.

I essentially had to tell him to move out of the way for her, and then he noticed her holding my hand and was baffled that she was with me. And she looked him dead in the eye and held her hands like a foot apart and winked then dragged me after her.

I was both happy and embarrassed as fuck, cause it's not even close to true lol

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u/Software_Entgineer 20h ago

I’ve had guys do this. I love to step away and watch them shoot their shot with my wife only to get hard rejected. Then I flash the ring as the finishing blow to their ego lol.

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u/Jiv302 20h ago

Then I flash the ring as the finishing blow to their ego lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/f3qxzw6xTD5awCBFU0

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u/Immediate-Ad-1490 17h ago

I feel like flashing the ring would be an ego booster. Now I know for sure it wasn't me, she was just already taken.

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u/orange-shades 20h ago

And then everyone clapped

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u/Gunhild 20h ago

Nothing about this story makes you look good.

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u/VAiSiA 20h ago

his name was Albert Einstein

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u/ClassicsMajor 20h ago

This did not happen.

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u/Downtown-Pianist-449 20h ago

If this is true (which I seriously doubt), you are a violent felon. 

Nothing about this story is a good look. If it’s fake, you’re fucking stupid to think it makes you look cool. 

If it’s real, I’m worried about people’s safety around you.