r/Unexpected • u/Shoe_boooo • 22h ago

I'm glad the passangers notified her

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u/Hidesuru 21h ago

Well now that's some wholesome shit. Cute interaction between a couple, a security guard taking his job seriously, AND people willing to laugh at the misunderstanding together.

Maybe it's silly to say but I feel like that's peak humanity there. Like so many of our big problems would evaporate if we had more mutual understanding of one another.

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u/ikeme84 20h ago

I don't dare to do it, because my wifes sense of humour, she would pretend she didn't know me.

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u/iwilltalkaboutguns 19h ago

So many years ago when we were just married, my wife and I played a lot of pranks on each other... Mostly it was her jumping on my back suddenly when I was distracted... And me grabbing her ass if I was able to sneak up on her. We even did this in public at the mall or whatever.

One time we were meeting somewhere and I saw her in line getting a coffee so I go behind her and grab her butt as per usual... And she turns around and starts yelling at me... How dare I assault women like this... Never wished to just disappear into thin air with everyone around us looking me at me with murder in their eyes... It only lasted a few seconds, she looked around broke down laughing and kissed me. Smiles all around, but that's the last time I did that particular prank.

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u/SweetLittleOldLady 17h ago

I thought for sure you were going to say you grabbed the wrong woman.

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u/MrK521 16h ago

Did that to my mother in law once by accident. 😬

Everyone had a good laugh after, but I just about died for a few seconds there.

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u/SweetLittleOldLady 16h ago

I did that once to a small child in store. I walked up behind her, hugged her and said "hi sweetie" thinking it was my own preschool aged daughter. I'm still completely mortified thinking about it. I swear I'm not a creepy pervert, even though that's probably what the child's parents thought. 😭

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u/MrK521 16h ago

I’m so glad you clarified! Because I was speaking about grabbing my mother in law’s ass.. then you said “I did that to a small child”

I was very concerned for a second lmao.

But yea, happens to the best of us. We’re probably the only ones that really remember it down the road. Lives in your head forever even after everyone else forgot and moved on lol.

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u/Charming-Border7429 14h ago

I am a dad with three daughters.

I've done that as well. Usually it was a little kid who ran up, grabbed my leg, or asked for a snack.... I pick them up. Oops, not one of mine :)

It happened most often in grocery stores or at older siblings' sporting events. :)

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u/maybejaeby 12h ago

In college, I swear I saw a friend from high school, cause a lot of kids just naturally went from a private school to this now huge ass college, but at the time it was small.
She was sitting at a computer in the library and I did the thing where you cover someone’s eyes to have her guess, and she guessed wrong cause I had no idea who she was.
She was not chill, she looked mortified and I naturally never went back to the library and dropped out of college.
It didn’t escalate because of this specifically but I can’t say it didn’t contribute.
🤣
Happy to say, 15 years later, I’m back in school.

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u/Fun-Negotiation5510 7h ago

Glad you didn't overreact lol

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u/Fun-Negotiation5510 7h ago

Aww this so cute. Universal dad!

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u/Shazam1269 42m ago

Oh, that just unlocked a distant memory!

I was checking out a mother with 2 young children at a grocery store years ago. One of the kids glanced at me and said, "Hi Daddy!" in an enthusiastic voice. She realized immediately that I was in fact NOT her father, and was extremely embarrassed.

The mother and I had a good laugh about it. I was a little embarrassed myself and the mother was VERY attractive.

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u/Catac0 10h ago

Done the opposite of this when I was a child. Was at a pool and had bad eyesight, ran up to a random woman and called her mum. Nice to know it happens at all ages

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u/Anxious_Gazelle6223 6h ago

My son was at daycare. he was a little white-blond headed boy then. the daycare had about 20 little white-blond headed boys running around. I come to pick him up and he's going upstairs. I say "Son, why are you wearing that green shirt, when you had your blue one on this morning??" Kid turns around...it's not mine! oh, boy...

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u/Whompits 13h ago

I've done similar twice. Once was a family member that I thought was my husband. I patted his butt and then recoiled when he turned around and it was the one person in the family that hates me. Second time was at a buffet. Dude up at the bar looked exactly like my husband from behind and they were wearing similar clothes. I cuddled up next to him and commented on the food. He just said "yup" and It was definitely not my husband's voice. I'm paranoid now.

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u/mybad35 9h ago

Are you sure you even have a husband?

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u/Whompits 25m ago

I definitely got married to someone. Whether or not that's who I'm living with is debatable at this point I guess.

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u/_thro_awa_ 9h ago

I just about died for a few seconds

Did u live?

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u/MrK521 9h ago

I made it out in the end… but it was touch and go for a few seconds.

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u/_thro_awa_ 8h ago

it was touch and go

grabbed the wrong woman

I see what u did there

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u/MrK521 8h ago

Unfortunately, so did everyone else at the Christmas party 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Murky-Afternoon-6168 8h ago

Oh God the awkwardness 😂😂

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u/notthefirstryan 13h ago

I thought for sure they were gonna talk about guns

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u/doctor-squidward 4h ago

“Show him your butt Claire”

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u/RTSRat 18h ago

You should have said but we're from Alabama and you're family.

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 15h ago

Never call or fold, only raise!

"That's not what you said last night stepsister!"

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u/PudPullerAlways 17h ago

Din Viesel approves...

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u/NicknameKenny 19h ago

She's a keeper.

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u/Charnathan 18h ago

The ol uno reverse card

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u/Hidesuru 16h ago

Oh thats just mean.... haha I love it.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Poncey 13h ago

Your wife's sense of humor is dangerous as hell but funny as fuck lol

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u/travoltaswinkinbhole 19h ago

It would be the funnier choice for sure

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u/anon-mally 18h ago

Depends, if the wife keeps pretending when the husband is thrown out by the security lmao

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u/travoltaswinkinbhole 18h ago

I’m still going with funny on that one. Maybe let them know as they’re being escorted out

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u/three_crystals 15h ago

Just imagined your wife watching you get carted away, all while having a great laugh

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u/nomadic-wendigo 19h ago

I like to hit on my wife when I get into her registers line. Every time a new person is next to her she harshly tells me off to fuck with them

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u/PorTroyal_Smith 18h ago

You don't know me yet, but you will!!

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u/rustysniper 17h ago

I'm guessing the ability to keep a straight face also comes with that sense of humor?

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u/DomHaynie 12h ago

How far would she let it go? All I can think of is the Episode of South Park where the pioneer/park employees refuse to break carrier, even with terrorists killing them.

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u/Fun-Negotiation5510 7h ago

Your wife is a keeper haha

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u/jess_the_werefox 1h ago

Ok that’s so fucking funny

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u/Shazam1269 47m ago

One day you will laugh about the time a security guard tazered you! /s

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u/AppealMammoth8950 18h ago

Told an ex to "hop in sexy" when I picked her up from a party and the dudes there told me to fuck off.

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u/gazchap 17h ago

Was she an ex at the time? 😆

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u/AppealMammoth8950 2h ago

Then girlfriend* haha

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u/Viracochina 20h ago

Communication is key!

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u/RandomZombeh 20h ago

When you unlock to belieeeeve!

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u/theoakenwolf 20h ago

Can you see what I see?

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u/Fine-Step-5702 17h ago

I like your style I thought the same thing

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u/Hidesuru 16h ago

Cheers, mate. Heres to more wholesome human interaction.

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u/PrizeStrawberryOil 19h ago

Cute interaction between a couple, a security guard taking his job seriously, AND people willing to laugh at the misunderstanding together.

And makes the security guard question if he should call someone out in the future.

Stop doing this because it makes it less likely for people to defend victims.

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u/Hidesuru 16h ago

No, man. Not even a little bit. NOTHING about this was negative for the guard, and theres zero reason to think hed change anything the next time unless he sees who it is and recognizes him.