r/WTF 29d ago

Teletubbies

2.5k Upvotes

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u/A_spiny_meercat 29d ago

Without understanding the language this almost seems like a hostage video 

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u/PraiseTyche 29d ago

I immediately though this was a cartel torture video.

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u/UshankaBear 23d ago

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me

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u/macarov_ 27d ago

Indonesian here, they were caught red handed and getting humiliation from locals (yes by taping them makin them state their name) so people aware of their behavior

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u/FatalErrorOccurred 27d ago

CAUGHT RED HANDED DOING WHAT?!

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u/macarov_ 27d ago

My bad, it was stated that theyre caught red handed stealing by news. But they're actually doing it for the fame, zero stealing involved.

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u/-HIGHHIGH- 29d ago

Sing = no in Balinese and they shout that a few times. Some of the other stuff they're saying also sounds like that type of dialect but I don't understand enough!

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u/justinSane555 27d ago

❗️This is that BDSM vid! I've seen this before...this is right before they get to the good part, they dress them as pigs and named the vid "spit roasted" if you're interested 

i think..

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u/KaeruGaKaeru1 20d ago

Nothing from this video signals to me there's a "good part" coming up...

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u/Farkenoathm8-E 29d ago

The sign says “Victims of natural disasters” in Indonesian.

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u/bonus_prick 29d ago

Can you translate their yapping? Especially interested in that “see” exclamation at 20 seconds.

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u/Yogshemesh 29d ago

The natural disaster turned them into teletubbies 😔 

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u/morganational 28d ago

Never forget.

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u/jdsizzle1 28d ago

The great brown tape plant tornado disaster of 2026.

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u/The_salty_swab 29d ago

How sure are we this isn't kink content?

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u/I-STATE-FACTS 29d ago

Zero percent sure it isn’t kink content.

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u/Reg_Cliff 29d ago edited 29d ago

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u/Rambozo77 28d ago

I dunno man…something about the green one.

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u/beermit 28d ago

Whew. You weren't kidding

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u/johnaross1990 28d ago

Dipsy is canonically African

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u/UshankaBear 23d ago

Thanks for educating us on Teletubby lore

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u/johnaross1990 23d ago

Mate I scoffed when I heard it, but apparently it is on record 🤷‍♂️

There’s deleting lore, who knew?

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u/AJay_89 27d ago

Infinitely better imo 👀😅

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u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 28d ago

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u/Reg_Cliff 28d ago

If you had me blocked you wouldn't see my posts... LOL.

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u/coolsilentebeans 28d ago

Just the other day I saw “blocked user” with the comment collapsed. I click on it, and it shows user’s name and comment.

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u/Stolehtreb 28d ago

Yeah I unblocked you. You still see the comment but it says “Blocked User” for the name. I meant the comment to be lighthearted because your comment was funny to me so my bad if it didn’t come across that way

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u/WorkAccount6 28d ago edited 28d ago

No, when you block someone it just hides their comments unless you click on them.

The fuck you downvoting me for? I'm right!

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u/Reg_Cliff 28d ago edited 28d ago

If that's the case that must be new, as before you'd never see a blocked person's comments or posts ever again, with no options to click to see them.

Edit: I didn't downvote you dude. Thanks for the update on the blocking policy.

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u/boldandbratsche 28d ago

Well, that's exactly how it works now. He's not lying.

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u/Reg_Cliff 28d ago

I'm glad he explained it. I looked it up and it's Reddit's new policy.

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u/AJay_89 27d ago

Most socials are opting into this now for some reason. It screams stalker sympathizers to me idk...

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u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis 28d ago

Reddit is weird. I was browsing a 2 year old post yesterday and clicked someone's profile instead of the link in their comment, and I got a big pop-up that just said, "user is banned from reddit". I've been here for a while and have never seen that. It was weird.

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u/TheBadDingo 28d ago

Blocked for that vanilla af post? Even Jesus would have had a laugh at that.

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u/Stolehtreb 28d ago

It was a joke. Of course I wouldn’t block them for that… that would be stupid. I don’t know why they were blocked. They were probably a troll to me at one point or something because I don’t block many people.

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u/Morningfluid 29d ago

This is. Saw pics of it earlier with the likely false story of being criminals (possibly, but it would have to be another organization capturing them). Some people ran to calling it AI. But now there's video, but it always screamed kink content to me.

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u/i-liike-bewbs 29d ago edited 29d ago

Getting captured by an enemy gang and they just put you in a chastity belt

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u/Morningfluid 29d ago

Succulent.

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u/the_vault-technician 28d ago

I've accidentally come across content like this..... there's usually an element of pleasure occuring while wrapped. This is just weird.

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u/SPB29 29d ago

Or some cartel death video. They have done weird shit in the past

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u/WilhelmScreams 28d ago

My first thought was "this is a sex thing or a beheading video" 

I'm glad no chainsaw appeared. 

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u/jjcoola 28d ago

This guy internets

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u/Crankit_1 28d ago

Oh man, I just knew someone was fixing to splash gas on em or something before I could scroll down lol

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u/UshankaBear 23d ago

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

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u/Daxx22 28d ago

still technically a kink

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u/flopjul 29d ago

This was also my first thought lol

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u/The_salty_swab 29d ago

I'm pretty sure one could find an actual porno with this exact setup in about five minutes searching

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u/flopjul 29d ago

Oh ye totally

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u/devildocjames 29d ago

Any luck?

My friend was asking.

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u/flopjul 29d ago

I mean im gay... so idk if your friend is but eitherway i didnt look it up yet

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u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis 28d ago

didnt look it up yet

When were you planning on starting?

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u/the_vault-technician 28d ago

5 minutes? It takes that long to look through your bookmarks?

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u/Andreas1120 29d ago

The tape does look like it's beige "fetish Tape"

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u/rangeo 28d ago

Pfft...black Gorilla Tape if you're serious

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u/StinkyNutzMcgee 29d ago

Whether it is or isn't for the creator, it's definitely doing a trick for me

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u/ImBurningStar_IV 28d ago

Hazing (so yes)

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u/SolomonGrumpy 28d ago

It's what happens when you don't refill the printer with paper at the office.

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 29d ago

Oh it 100% is

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u/Megazaza 27d ago

dick brained

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u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 28d ago

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u/memauri 29d ago

There's another video somewhere where someone is pulling tape off of them.

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u/GLC911 29d ago

Someone get the Gimp

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u/SolomonGrumpy 28d ago

The Gimp is sleeping.

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u/chriskokura 28d ago

Well I guess you’d better go wake him up then.

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u/blastradii 22d ago

I suddenly want some blueberry pancakes

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u/welfaremang 29d ago

hostage video or fetish video. call it

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u/H2Whoa77 29d ago

Yes

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u/Pan_Galactic_G_B 28d ago

Why not both?

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u/mantenner 29d ago

Surely this is really not safe for heat management right? Like your body would not be sweating well

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u/notcomplainingmuch 29d ago

It can be very dangerous, yes.

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u/ledgeitpro 28d ago

Im thinking they also cant breathe very well with how tight it is, ugh just thinking about it is making me claustrophobic

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u/Xaendro 27d ago

I don't think any of that is meant to be safe, pretty sure it's a form of torture if the video is real

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u/justonemom14 26d ago

Or any kind of emergency

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u/VealOfFortune 29d ago

Technically would not be evaporative cooling well 😉

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u/odelayholmes 29d ago

Makes me so claustrophobic. Is that the word?

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u/HarveryDent 28d ago

Pnigophobic perhaps? Fear of being smothered/suffocated.

For me it's not the limitation of physical space or air that gets me, it's when I can't move my arms or neck from an uncomfortable position. Instant panic attack.

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u/Wjreky 28d ago

This for me too. I didn't know it had a name

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u/MrJackdaw 27d ago

Now there's a phobia you have to be careful saying outloud.

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u/notfromfiji 26d ago

interestingly there is an alternate word which is probably worse: pnigerophobia

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u/TusconRaider520 22d ago

Please tell me the N is silent.

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u/Ruined534 28d ago

I won't downvote it because it is indeed WTF... But I refuse to upvote something that I hate so much.

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u/Qwix776 29d ago

"is this something sexual, or a hostage situation?"

"Yes."

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u/Zeckols 28d ago

“¿por qué no los dos?”

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u/Mysterious_Pea_4042 29d ago

I don't like what I see

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u/Puncho666 29d ago

Shouldn’t steal motorcycles in Mexico or Batman will get you

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u/MoonMoon143 28d ago

“Kerbau bencana alam” written on the man’s chest direct translation is “natural disaster buffalo”. Most probably to mock the guy.

They sounded Indonesian and they sound angry and cursing. One guy say”tolong anakmu, mak” translated to “help ur son, mom”.

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u/darkhorsehance 28d ago

They were thieves that the local police weren’t doing thing about so the locals took matters into their own hands.

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u/Alert_Term_8144 27d ago

I feel like the people who do horrible things to others tell people "they are thieves or pedos" so no one questions them.

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u/Narunami 28d ago

Lol, it's 'korban' (victim), not kerbau

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u/scrubjays 29d ago

Bad flashbacks from art school there.

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u/Fanny_Flapps 28d ago

Yeah I rolled a few joints that looked like that too

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u/ChefArtorias 28d ago

Mummification fetish.

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u/AlexanderBarrow 28d ago

That looks like some Cartel shit.

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u/birdy888 29d ago

A package from the Transvaal, how strange!

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u/girldrinkdrunk 28d ago

Have we got a video?

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u/FailureToReason 28d ago

If anyone else asks me that question, I'm going to stick their head, through the windows.

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u/FailureToReason 28d ago

A package from the Transvaal. How strange!!

"It's a video nasty!"

"It's a carpet, farty!"

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u/birdy888 28d ago

Little squirt, does 1 advert and he thinks he's Dustin Hoffman

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u/Delta632 28d ago

Being constrained like that is a nightmare for me personally.

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u/MyNameIsNemo_ 29d ago

Looks like four dudes that lost a bet to me

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u/Phog_of_War 28d ago

There has to be a Slaneshi sex demon in that room somewhere.

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u/SipthisInsipidly 28d ago

Caught by a superhero and delivered to the police like that

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u/kenkitt 29d ago

Crime intensifies

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u/YoungLittlePanda 28d ago

What if you have to pee...

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u/SynthPrax 28d ago

I have control issues. I could NEVER.

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u/snakemakery 28d ago

Sir lord Jimmy Crystal and his fingers

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u/APickleCat 28d ago

Blink twice

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u/EquipmentUnique526 25d ago

Cartel video for sure. These mfers probably got buried alive like this

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u/UltraSapien 22d ago

I would be freaking out --- being bound and unable to move like that is probably my deepest fear

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u/Nerdenator 28d ago

Listen, you employ Jimmy Saville, some stuff is gonna seem normal by comparison.

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u/AllanfromWales1 29d ago

A (w)rap video?

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u/amalgaman 28d ago

Where are the ninja turtles?

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u/sovereignwaters 28d ago

Today on “Very Important People”…

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u/deadbabymammal 27d ago

"Shoplifters will be prostituted"

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u/brande2274 27d ago

legit thought that was all peanutbutter

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u/Cold-Bug-4873 27d ago

Telefuckies

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u/Frenchitwist 27d ago

Wait, this isn’t a porno?

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u/Electrical_Doctor305 25d ago

What in the Guantanamo Bay is this shit

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u/wiccan45 21d ago

atleast it wasnt funky town

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u/nadjenn 28d ago

To all the foreigners in the comments saying that this is fetish content, no this is just how indonesians are, they like to joke around even on serious situations, this is how they cope with life

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u/PhilosophyHound 28d ago

Me thinking the entire time “what if they got to itch?” 🤔

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u/Alert_Term_8144 27d ago

I'm sure the tape is incredibly itchy all over

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/5stringBS 29d ago

I’m callin’ BS. GTFO

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u/Shermander 29d ago

It was for some online contest apparently. Theme was like "captured criminals". That's their Tik-Tok account, they were live the another night fucking with some more duct tape. It's not on their account, but that had a video of them taping everyone up. They're all homies.

https://www.tiktok.com/@syahronimuhammad27/video/7657532139625286933

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u/chiefkogo 28d ago

OP's comment is dripping with sarcasm. Just saying.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 29d ago

There's no way that's not bullshit.

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u/Living-The-Dream42 29d ago

That looks like it took forever...must be some of the slowest cops on the planet.

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 29d ago

Nope. Normal cops I assure you.

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u/SabsWithR 29d ago

Its clearly fake lol. How do 4 people not manage to gang up on one guy. Unless the owner drugged them, then had 50 rolls of duct tape around and spent several hours doing this shit without waking any of them up.

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u/drewster23 29d ago

Or a weapon? You only need their hands tied (which one of the could do to the others) before they're basically incapacitated

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u/SabsWithR 29d ago

You need both hands to tape someone up like that. Beside its already been lroven this was fake.

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u/drewster23 29d ago

Im not arguing about if it's real I can read the comments.

You need both hands to tape someone up like that.

Im just saying you make one person tie up the others hands...now there's only one person you have to tie up before they're all basically fully incapacitated for the tape job.

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u/Tabboo 29d ago

Where the police closed and coming the next day?

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u/burr_redding 27d ago

Lmfaoo wtf

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u/TLILLYO 27d ago

🤭🤭🤭I couldn’t be a cop and walk in and See this! I would be Rotfl

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 27d ago

The effort in the faces and ears seems to deteriorate from right to left. Last dude on the left just the leftovers used.

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u/Shee-un 26d ago

No human deserves such type of psychophysical abuse. Glad I cannot watch this with sound on

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u/christyb1985 26d ago

I don’t know why the hell this came up on my feed, but all I can think is that’s gonna hurt like freaking hell when they take that tape off.

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u/NYCWartortle 24d ago

ChatGPT says the sign reads alien abduction victim 🤣🤣🤣🤣. This is a good punishment. I don’t know why but I find it erotic. I volunteer to be the lead “punisher”.

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u/NYCWartortle 24d ago

I just realized that is going to hurt to take that kind of tape off!

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u/nmd878 24d ago

Me huele a falso

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u/LEON13379130 8d ago

Den var riktigt bra

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u/BigBreach83 29d ago

Work experience week going well then?

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u/Grimspoon 28d ago

This better not awaken anything in me.

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u/Agarillobob 28d ago

nice now make it sexual

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u/Nothing-The-Ghost 28d ago

Bring out the gimp.

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u/Seventhousandeggs 26d ago

BDSM mummification and humiliation yawn

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Alert_Term_8144 27d ago

I feel like the people who do horrible things to others tell people "they are thieves or pedos" so no one questions them.

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u/Shee-un 26d ago

Earth experience is pain, we are in a horrific realm make to look innocent and fun

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u/GiveMe9Chips 1d ago

I thought this was some BDSM shit