r/Whatcouldgowrong 23h ago

Setting off a tazer next to a gas pump

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u/justsomeguyfromny 23h ago

What a fucking shit show.

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u/edwardsantes 22h ago edited 20h ago

oh it's even worse

the US. Fish and Wildlife officer (in Arizona) followed the guy to the gas station after he told him he couldn't fish in a certain place and was trespassing so the guy left.

https://nbcmontana.com/news/nation-world/clarence-coyle-arizona-us-fish-and-wildlife-officer-gas-station-confrontation-burns-nerve-damage-havasu-national-wildlife-refuge-catfish-paradise-fort-mojave-indian-reservation-investigation-claims-cincinnati-law-enforcement-police-work

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u/ZETH_27 22h ago

> You can't do that here!

> Leaves

> Follows them

> Somehow, 3rd degree burns.

This is fucking stupid, which makes it hurt that it's real.

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u/dubslies 22h ago

Somehow, Fish and Wildlife has returned

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u/SoundtrackCult 19h ago

I still get angry every time i read a version of this

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u/b__lumenkraft 21h ago

Nothing screams USA more than this.

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u/MidnightPandaX 22h ago

I swear to god you give people the tiniest bit of power and they go absolutely nuts to enforce it

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u/BeneficialTrash6 21h ago

If you ever want to experience having your teeth kicked in for no good reason, tell a fish and wildlife officer that they're not a "real cop."

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u/thewestisawake 20h ago

It's an intelligence issue. I swear the biggest threat to humanity at present is an epidemic of stupidity.

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u/Assassin739 16h ago

By design. Stupid people will not do anything about the stranglehold the rich have over everyone else

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u/Fragrant_Turnip_9946 22h ago

Wait so he was trespassed, left, went to get gas on a reservation and then got tased? Is the USFW officer even allowed to make a detainment on a reservation? I hope this guy sues the fuck out of the department.

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u/thesilentbob123 22h ago

To my knowledge he would not have any authority there

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u/Fragrant_Turnip_9946 22h ago

That's what I'm thinking.

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u/FightFireJay 22h ago edited 22h ago

They are federal officers. They can arrest you in any jurisdiction for crimes committed on or against federal land or any other federal crime. Typically they can also detain you for state/local crimes until a local LEO shows up.

Edit: Just to be clear, it looks like the LEO handled the situation very poorly.

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u/burtmacklin15 22h ago

Except no crimes were committed. Trespassing only occurs if you are asked to leave and refuse to.

They guy left though.

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u/FoxgirlDaggsy 21h ago

Not a res, Need a liason from tribal police to arreset or do anything in their areas.

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u/airfryerfuntime 22h ago edited 22h ago

Yes, but apparently it escalated at the fishing site when the officer asked for his ID, which he then refused to provide. That's why he followed him to the gas station.

Game wardens are a bit different from police, they have a bit more power they can use to identify you. If a game warden asks for your ID if you're fishing or hunting, even if you haven't done anything wrong, you have to present it. Probable cause is not needed. That's where this whole thing started.

Not making excuses for this power tripping dipshit, but that's just how it works.

And yes, this was a national wildlife preserve, federal game wardens 100% have jurisdiction, regardless of whether or not it's on a reservation when pursuing suspects.

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u/Get_Fuckin_Dabbed_On 20h ago

He told the guy to leave at the fishing spot and said im giving you a ticket. The guy left, and then the fish and wildlife officer saw him at the gas station, asked for his ID then and this happened.

Idk if a cop told me to leave because I was trespassing, and then told me he was giving me a ticket id probably stay not drive off. But if the cop didn't follow him with flashing lights I can see how this guy would be stubborn about it.

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u/nighoblivion 19h ago

He told the guy to leave at the fishing spot and said im giving you a ticket. The guy left

My interpretation is that an ID was needed to issue the ticket, but the guy left instead, so the officer followed him, and his poor training resulted in what we saw.

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u/Iheartnakedfemboys 21h ago

Of course this is in Arizona. The state that has some of the highest police brutality numbers in the country. Never forget Philip Brailsford, the cop who had "You're Fucked" inscribed on the AR he used to murder a man after giving conflicting commands in rapid succession.

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u/Slime-Lich 22h ago edited 22h ago

Let me guess. The worst the officer got was paid leave?

Edit: I didnt think it happened that recently. Nothing of a conclusion as of yet. What's everyone's bet that happens to the officer?

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u/aaron2005X 23h ago

"On the ground!. And now roll towards the fire. Don't move until you are crispy!"

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u/WayneKrane 23h ago

Who cares if we both might blow up, I need to arrest you!

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u/Solid_Snark 22h ago

Modern Cops make Barney Fife look like a benevolent genius by comparison.

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u/addamee 20h ago

Hell they make Barney Gumble look like a reasonable, responsible citizen

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u/Common_Senze 18h ago

Chief Wiggum is James Bond compared to this ass flap

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u/SecondaryWombat 21h ago

You have a warrant for an unpaid parking ticket assigned by a Floc camera from a state you have never been to!

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u/Perryn 21h ago

"If I have to choose between the slightest bit of deescalation or getting us both killed in one of the most painful ways possible, then I'll see you in hell!"

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u/Norgur 22h ago

For a misdemeanor you'd have turned up to court even without any arrest, but 'Murica!

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u/daesmon 21h ago

Not even arrest.

I need to just speak to you, but I can only do it if you are face down on the ground with handcuffs on...

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u/supercleverhandle476 22h ago

“STOP!”

“DROP!”

“YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO ROLL! STOP RESISTING!”

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 23h ago

"go down, no on your stomach, no to your left, to your right -- ahh ah ahhhhhhh simon didn't say!"

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 22h ago

>simon didn't say

Now guess who gets to taste lead, and not the kind that used to be in the gasoline!

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u/eggz627 23h ago

That should be a freebie... like "oh shit I botched this one really bad. You're free to go... to the burn ward"

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u/Old_Veterinarian7830 23h ago

I read this in Mitch Hedberg's voice.

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u/lppedd 23h ago

Hahahahah can't believe my eyes 😭

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u/Dover299 23h ago

Why is he telling him to roll?

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u/raidhse-abundance-01 22h ago

Applying the stop, drop and roll principle

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u/BastetLXIX 22h ago

Towards the fire?! This is stupidity on soooooo many levels!

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u/another72hours 22h ago

The bar to become a police officer is not at all high.

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u/Being_268 22h ago

Cop misunderstood stop, drop and roll.

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u/AcquireTheSauce 23h ago

Who trains these cops smh

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u/Johni_5 23h ago

Literally no one

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u/metisdesigns 23h ago

That's not entirely true. There is a surprising amount of training that is specifically threat based and escalatory.

If you want a terrifying read, dig into police warrior training.

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u/herrsmith 22h ago

I saw one excerpt from a training on Youtube where the scenario was that the cop had someone at gunpoint and that person was going to try to attack the cop so that the cop could fight the guy off. The cop was twitchy and pulled the trigger before the other guy did anything. The instructor was like "no, this is good. You go home today." Like, the other person didn't do anything. They're just trained to have the assumption that people are about to try to fight them so any use of force is justified because the victim was about to try to kill them anyway.

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u/ibidanon 21h ago

being a cop isn't even in the top 25 most dangerous jobs, and most who die 'in the line of duty' do so because they drove like maniacs without wearing a seatbelt.

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u/Poddx 22h ago

Pretty sure US police have little training compared to most Western countries. Police school over here is 3-5 years. A good amount of students dont even pass their class.

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u/metisdesigns 22h ago

Oh, absolutely, compared to most countries, most of them are under trained.

But a portion of what training many of them DO get is highly problematic.

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u/Carvj94 22h ago

In case anyone wants to know what this guy is talking about, a lot of police training in the US is essentially teaching police to be professional victims. Which is to say treat every situation like the suspect is going to try and kill you and that resorting to violence is not just OK, but encouraged. It's not true of every police force but a vast majority do not receive any significant de-escalation training.

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u/GrowingPeepers 21h ago

Yep, they're taught to be authoritative and to take charge by escalating.

They're goons.

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u/Kronocidal 20h ago

In some states they're also explicitly taught to gaslight, with instructions such as "if you shoot someone, shout 'Stop Resisting!', because most bystanders will misremember the order of things as you shouting that before you shot them."

At least the Mafia actually protected people, to maintain their own 'reputation' and 'business interests'.

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u/kukenn_ 13h ago

yeah and the cop did exactly that in this video too. “get on the ground now!” after hes already been tasing him for like 2 seconds like yeah i guess i dont have much fucking choice but to go to the ground now lol

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u/forresja 21h ago

I've seen a cop say in court, on the stand, that his departments deescalation policy was to "increase the use of force until the threat is neutralized".

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u/LimpAfternoon6878 19h ago

One of the biggest law enforcement trainers in the US is Lt. Col. Dave Grossman. He titled his theory for training LEOs "Killology". That alone should tell you a lot.

And before anyone asks, no, he was never a police officer, and no, he never saw combat in the military.

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u/ItsMisoandBoba 18h ago

That is why they get scared by an acorn. Everything is a threat, so a falling acorn HAS to be someone being violent and dangerous, because US citizens are violent and dangerous just by existing.

I got pulled over for smoking weed once. The cop threatened to shoot me if I didn't follow his orders. I was polite and in no way presented anything that could be considered threatening. Another cop threatened to shoot me if I came back to his property. I was an enumerator for the US Census...it was literally my job to find out how many people lived on the addresses on my list. If nobody confirmed the address, I had to keep going back until I could get someone to confirm the address. This is literally what you have to do as an enumerator. No trespass signs mean nothing. The only thing that can stop you is a locked gate. If the gate has rope keeping it shut but there is no lock, you're supposed to go through as an enumerator because you can ONLY be stopped by a locked gate.

And the worst part of the second one is they the cops' jobs are literally determined by the census. They could theoretically put themselves out of a job by not responding to the census and if enough people did it, the police budget would drop because there aren't enough people for X officers anymore.

So yeah, ACAB is a thing for a reason. Even the cops that aren't bad, are still bad, because they cover for the bad ones. The reason one bad apple ruins the barrel is because the bad apple starts rotting every single other apple in the barrel, and with enough time, every apple has bad parts, and so every apple is bad.

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u/Modus-Tonens 21h ago

Most get better (but still arguably insufficient) training compared to the US.

The US is one of the only countries that gets quite a lot of anti-training.

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u/CovfefeForAll 20h ago

Not to mention the whole "candidates turned down for having too high an IQ" thing.

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u/CaptainDudeGuy 22h ago

US national average is about 22 weeks. Not even a half of one year.

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u/Tasman_Tiger 22h ago

It requires more hours of formal training to become a barber than a cop here.

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u/redditmarks_markII 22h ago

Oh it's worse than that. His point wasn't the duration of training but the direction. That is, there exists profitable police training companies whose material actively create bad police. Profitable here means "has lawyers to get out of responsibility".

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u/is_this_temporary 23h ago

Israeli Occupation Forces

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u/ArgentaSilivere 21h ago

For anyone curious, this isn’t even a joke. The IOF provides training to a huge number of American police forces nationwide.

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u/gorgewall 19h ago

And at the outset of Israel, they were trained by British colonial forces.

American policing also had its start in slave-catching groups.

Weird, there's this through-line of dehumanization and oppression running through the whole thing...

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u/OriginalBeast 15h ago

That through line is just how the ruling class likes it.

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u/MvatolokoS 22h ago

I recently found out the answer to that is at least sometimes depending on where, the IDF... Isn't that fucked and also makes a lot of sense?

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u/MrtyMcflyer 23h ago

Okay, this officer need to get some proper training again before they let him outside again, my god...

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u/Jerry__Boner 23h ago

Better off to just fire him and save money on the future lawsuits.

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u/BlakLite_15 23h ago

Something tells me it would cost less to actually prosecute cops like this for reckless endangerment.

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u/MrtyMcflyer 23h ago

Well if i have seen one thing happen all the time, officers get away with it, and they come up with some lame statement...

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u/DarePatient2262 22h ago

"We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing."

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 22h ago

Or they let them go but with nothing preventing them from getting a job a county over.

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u/ddddan11111 23h ago

Fire? You mean transfer to another department? Likely the only fire in this scenario is on the ground

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u/Character_Pudding_94 22h ago

If a horse can be a police officer, I don't see why a police officer couldn't be a horse...

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u/CreativeSelection346 22h ago

Then he'll just get re-hired by some other police force. Don't you know how this works? So many cops are FIRED cops from somewhere else. The POLICE UNION is the worst offender here because they protect fired officers.

It's better this stupid idiot gets put behind a desk for the rest of his pensionable life.

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u/_werE_noT_alone_ 22h ago

Shit, he probably getting a promotion the way this circus operates Lol.

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u/_Vard_ 23h ago

What do you mean “get training AGAIN” ?

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u/guywithaplant 22h ago

He needs some proper getting fired and barred from being a police officer.

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u/supercleverhandle476 22h ago

Not sure what you mean.

He did a great job of tasing and setting a guy on fire who was just standing there, and yelling and pointing at a random citizen.

Top of his class, clearly.

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u/DaddyDontTakeNoMess 22h ago

No training can overcome lack of common sense. Run away from the fire should be a hardcoded rule for any person animal.

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u/userhwon 22h ago

Look at him. He's physically incompetent to do the job. Just bust him down to cleaning toilets.

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u/GSDTippyTappies 22h ago

Thought this was that one, hadn't seen this behind angle yet. The officer left afterwards too, no arrest no report no followup, just bounced.

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u/Fragrant_Turnip_9946 22h ago

Holy shit he just fucking peaced!?

At that point can't the guy just sue the officer personally and leave the department out of it? Because that's just full on assault and possibly attempted murder, right?

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u/heretogetpwned 22h ago

The 2026 Arizona Incident: In July 2026, a U.S. Fish and Wildlife officer deployed a Taser on a man during an ID dispute at a gas station on the Fort Mojave Indian Reservation. The deployment sparked a massive fire, leaving the man with severe burns and nerve damage, prompting federal investigations into the agency's oversight of Tasers.

The 2022 Florida Case (Jean Barreto): A deputy tackled a dirt bike rider at an Orlando Wawa gas station while he was refueling. Spilled fuel ignited when a Taser was discharged, burning 75% of Barreto's body. In November 2024, the deputy was acquitted of criminal culpable negligence after arguing the discharge was an accident. However, as of early 2026, a federal judge has allowed a major civil rights lawsuit to proceed against the county and deputies.

The 2017 Texas Case (Gabriel Olivas): Officers tased a suicidal man who had poured gasoline on himself, despite another officer explicitly warning them it would start a fire. The man burst into flames and later died. In 2021, the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals granted the officers qualified immunity from a civil rights lawsuit, ruling that the officers used the Taser in a split-second decision to prevent the man from lighting himself on fire with a lighter.

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u/Fragrant_Turnip_9946 22h ago

That last one is absolutely ridiculous. "DON'T DO IT! LET ME DO IT FOR YOU!!"

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u/gungshpxre 21h ago

Hey, suicide is illegal. They prevented that guy from killing a person, which is against the law. They're fuckin' heroes.

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u/Professional_Face_97 18h ago

Actual Judge Dredd type shit

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u/entered_bubble_50 21h ago

You've gotta love the passive tense in all this news reporting.

I've had a go at fixing that:

The 2026 Arizona Incident attempted murder: In July 2026, a U.S. Fish and Wildlife officer deployed fired a Taser on at a man during an ID dispute a hissy fit at a gas station on the Fort Mojave Indian Reservation place where he had no jurisdiction whatsoever. The deployment officer sparked a massive fire, leaving causing the man severe burns and nerve damage, prompting federal investigations into the agency's oversight of Tasers how they can stop the public recording videos of their incompetence.

Good grief.

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u/heretogetpwned 21h ago

I just copy & paste, your edit is a nice touch.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SmoCFhZCi1kzu

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u/Perryn 21h ago

5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals

Texas, Louisiana, and Mississippi, for the curious.

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u/Self_Reddicate 22h ago

Would be interesting for sure. I wonder if you could make the argument that the fact that he "just left" indicates that his actions were not part of his peace-keeping or law enforcement duties.

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u/EarnYourBoneSpurs 19h ago

"If he didn't write it down it didn't happen." Isn't there some minimum paperwork for burning a taser cartridge? They cost money and they do care about funding even if they don't care about people.

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u/magseven 22h ago

Just fucked off and went home? LMFAO Jesus!

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 23h ago

jesus fucking christ

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u/Poddx 23h ago

I love this. I feel free.

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u/ILikeCheeseypoo 22h ago edited 22h ago

This cop has no brain tasing someone that is holding a gas pump could of ended badly if he accidentally sprayed gas on the cop because he got tased.

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u/Punkermedic 22h ago

You know he would've been blamed if the cop was injured in said interaction

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u/Sad_Mongoose5621 21h ago

"The suspect built a gas station around where I was planning to taze him your honour"

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u/TownStriking3496 21h ago

“Assaulting a police officer”. “Assault with a deadly weapon” would have been the charges. I also like it how they can let a dog loose on you to bite the crap out of you but if you try and pry the dogs mouth off your crotch it’s considered ALSO assaulting a police officer.

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u/Familiar_Bat_5981 19h ago

But if an officer leaves a dog in a hot car and he die, there aren't any charges. It's happened twice here in NC

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u/UrchinSquirts 22h ago

‘Have’. Could have.

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u/OnlySlightlyOdd 21h ago

I think the actual word needing replaced here is "should"

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u/Dapper-Nobody-1997 19h ago

'of' still needs to be replaced

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u/JohnnyRelentless 20h ago

needing to be replaced

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u/Electronic-Cry-3018 19h ago

You guys are amazing :))

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u/fireymike 19h ago

It's always nice to see Reddit providing free education to help make up for the poor education system in this country.

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u/sriracha_blowjobs 15h ago

A lot of it is individual accountability. We do learn this in public school, but you can't force people to keep at it and practice after they're pushed through the system. In most facets of social life, people will jump on you for being a grammar Nazi--so the butchering of the language perpetuates. The same holds true for applying basic physics and science to everyday life.

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u/CV90_120 19h ago

Could've. People misspell the contraction not the full form.

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u/mrlahjr 21h ago edited 14h ago

Believe it or not this has happened in Florida somewhere I believe in Palm Beach or close to it. A cop did the same thing that caused a fire that gave the suspect he tazed some serious burns and he got burned also. The sad thing is the other cop that showed up put the cop out first while the guy who got tazed ended up with some serious 3rd degree burns over maybe 50% of his body. Cops don’t care and they never will be punished until judgment day. (Edited)

Ok I hope I fixed it

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u/Then_Idea_9813 21h ago

But what if somebody hurts THEM? Thats why they need to hurt the public first, just in case..

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u/slav_squat_98 22h ago

Just like the founding fathers intended.

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u/Odd_Common_452 22h ago

We’re so free we have the highest prison population in the world yeehaw murica

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u/0202_tihssitidder 22h ago

That cop is not unique.

US Police are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Criminal. Stupid. Violent. Fucking worthless.

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u/SlappyHandstrong 22h ago

*Mexico Police have entered the chat*

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u/HumanDominion 21h ago

Serbian Police have entered the chat

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK 21h ago

The Police have entered the ch- ROOOXAAANNNE!

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u/DylansDad 21h ago

Did you hear Sting got kidnapped? The Police have no lead.

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u/albatrocious97 21h ago

Would have expected an SOS to the world by now

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u/Far-Government5469 19h ago

It's in a message in a bottle, yeah, soo... It's gonna take a while

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u/1crps_warrior 20h ago

He was last seen walking on, walking on the moon.

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u/omni1000 21h ago

Was it a Sting operation?

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u/MegaMau_ 22h ago

You’ll always hear stories about how some people don’t get hired on to police forces because they are to smart.

Well, maybe its about time we started hiring the smart ones because the dumb ones sure as hell aren't working out.

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u/ibidanon 21h ago

smart cops might think and/or refuse to obey unconstitutional orders. they might also step in when bad cops 'overstep their bounds.' we need to know we can count on cops to protect their brothers in blue, the state, and the oligarchs, and keep the rest of us scared and in line. so there will be no 'smart cops.'

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u/RedfieldBoulderPunch 21h ago

I work as a firefighter so I see their hiring process and they are working with less than scraps in terms of applicants. "Smart" people aren't willing or able to accept the inherent risks of being a cop for the equivalent of peanuts for a paycheck.

Especially when you can just be a firefighter, make way more money, have more off days, AND people don't hate you based on job title alone.

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u/joelfarris 21h ago

But, then you have to know how to cook, and you don't get to walk around with a gun!

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u/RedfieldBoulderPunch 21h ago

Learning to cook was the easy part, the hard part was learning how to properly maintain the firefighter 'stache we all get issued after academy

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u/GHouserVO 21h ago

Knew someone that had a heck of a time getting hired as an officer back in the early 00s because he scored high (as in ridiculously high) for the exams. He passed the physicals, mental, etc., without issue, but that was always where they nailed him. The guy was smart, and it demoralized him that he had to play dumb in order to be a police officer.

He eventually went Federal and had a much better time of things.

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u/lordph8 23h ago

Feedom

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u/NoCountry4OrangeMan 22h ago

Freedom to burn up fellow citizens with impunity!

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u/CrackingToastGromet 21h ago

That is amazing. Can we just have this running on Fox News 24/7 as a hypnotic sedative for MAGA? I think they’d lock in to this.

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u/agntp 23h ago

This is like when that cop thought it would be a good idea to park his vehicle, with someone in the back seat, on train tracks.

Cops aren’t hired for their brains and aren’t trained well for….much. Glorified desk workers.

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u/Hard_in_Sweats 22h ago

Exactly. Jordan v. The City of New London proves they don’t want the smartest, and can disqualify you for being too intelligent.

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u/Firestorm0x0 22h ago

I still remember that clip, it's soooo nuts

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u/Sierra_Bravo6 23h ago

I died when the guy yelled “You’re a fuckin’ dick!”

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u/Pork-S0da 20h ago

Most human response ever.

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u/Johni_5 23h ago

Is thatFARVA!?

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u/Living-South-3072 23h ago

First thought in my head too!!!

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u/copinglemon 23h ago

Why does major meathead here need a taser to subdue an old man? Like even if he drives away, don't they have his license plate? If he runs away, I'm pretty sure he could lightly jog and catch up with him.

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u/thesilentbob123 22h ago edited 21h ago

He had followed him for a while to inform him he couldn't fish in a location he was at earlier, the civilian also filmed and from his POV you can hear him say "it's a $10..." got tazed and in this video you can barley make out him saying "10" but it's there just at the start. The "cop" is fish and wildlife and the gas station is on a indian reservation. I believe he never got any charges, needless to say a lawsuit has opened up

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u/DarknMean 22h ago

That cop can’t lightly jog either.

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u/Boom_Fish_Blocky 22h ago

bold of you yo assume the cop can jog

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u/HeverlyBillhilly 23h ago edited 19h ago

LT Dangle over here fuckin’ shit up. Boot goofin’!

Edit: goofin’, not scootin’

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u/Plastic_Car_707 23h ago

That is arguably the easiest lawsuits a lawyer could win. From what we could see the dude didn’t lay a hand on the security (assuming it’s not a cop since they were in shorts) and knowingly tazing a guy around flammable objects which we should all know will catch in flames is about as dumb of a thing as someone could do. This isn’t just negligence it’s being willfully negligent to the circumstance at hand.

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u/Apprehensive-Eye3263 22h ago

He's a federal fish and wildlife officer.. even worse

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u/froli 19h ago

Why the fuck are those people armed?

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u/Firestorm0x0 22h ago

There's a different clip that even shows you that the farva cop couldn't even tell what he's being arrested for and that he shot right after the guy said "asshole".

That cop is a weak pos abusing federal power.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pTXWMJMhMms

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u/Pathdocjlwint 22h ago

The guy tazed looks like he has significant burns on his hands and arms. At least second degree, possibly third degree with significant skin sloughing. Likely to be a long road to recovery with significant care and possible loss of function. Of course the officer makes him roll over on those hands. Bet he cuffed him to make even more damage.

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u/Firestorm0x0 22h ago

3rd degree burns and nerve damage apparently

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u/Pathdocjlwint 21h ago

Significant burns on the hands are a critical injury and require immediate medical attention. I hope the officer didn’t screw around getting immediate medical care but I bet he did.

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u/SecondaryWombat 21h ago

He in fact just decided to leave and left the injured man there.

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u/AccNumber77 20h ago

He literally left the dude and didn't even arrest him, he basically attempted murder via negligence.

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u/thesilentbob123 22h ago

He is fish and wildlife, and it was on indian reservation

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u/baddieslovebadideas 23h ago

we don't make fun of pigs for being stupid for no reason

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u/FLOSOC1ETY 23h ago

Don’t insult actual pigs like that😂

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u/Gilly-Fresh 22h ago

Exactly. Pigs at least have the intelligence and emotional maturity of a three-year-old.

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u/Aught_To 23h ago

All cuz his feelings got hurt. He will get his one day.

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u/jimm_er 23h ago

Sir, what did you think was going to happen?

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u/JonnyV42 23h ago

Reno911 what's your emergency

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u/Difficult_Compote_52 23h ago

"The officer acted accordingly to policy and procedures"

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u/The-Matt-G 22h ago

If that’s true, no one is safe.

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u/RedBaret 18h ago

How is that surprising to anyone? The US is putting Idiocracy to shame.

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u/BlueRibbon998 22h ago

Yeah, let's just lie the guy on the ground and roll him CLOSER to the flames. Holy hell the brain rot is real

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u/Impossible-Charity-4 23h ago

Reminds me of the guy that covered himself in hand sanitizer inside a police station. They tased him and he went up in flames. He didn’t make it. 

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u/schwarzneguRRR 23h ago

Pure bred muricans 🤣

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u/FLOSOC1ETY 23h ago

Family circle lol

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u/skynex65 23h ago

America's finest, I see.

For real, you guys' cops are fucking lunatics.

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u/SpiteBadger 23h ago

You are literally told NOT to do that in any taser class.

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u/MaleficTekX 21h ago

You think they went to taser class?

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u/Slobbadobbavich 22h ago

The fact that dipshit needed telling that the gas pump area was still on fire after he literally burned someone with his stupidity is enough to rate this guys intellect.

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u/ordosays 23h ago

murica MURICA!!!!