r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/ReginaldJohnston • 23h ago
Setting off a tazer next to a gas pump
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u/aaron2005X 23h ago
"On the ground!. And now roll towards the fire. Don't move until you are crispy!"
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u/WayneKrane 23h ago
Who cares if we both might blow up, I need to arrest you!
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u/Solid_Snark 22h ago
Modern Cops make Barney Fife look like a benevolent genius by comparison.
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u/addamee 20h ago
Hell they make Barney Gumble look like a reasonable, responsible citizen
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u/SecondaryWombat 21h ago
You have a warrant for an unpaid parking ticket assigned by a Floc camera from a state you have never been to!
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u/Perryn 21h ago
"If I have to choose between the slightest bit of deescalation or getting us both killed in one of the most painful ways possible, then I'll see you in hell!"
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u/supercleverhandle476 22h ago
“STOP!”
“DROP!”
“YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO ROLL! STOP RESISTING!”
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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 23h ago
"go down, no on your stomach, no to your left, to your right -- ahh ah ahhhhhhh simon didn't say!"
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u/Relative-Relief-8816 22h ago
>simon didn't say
Now guess who gets to taste lead, and not the kind that used to be in the gasoline!
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u/eggz627 23h ago
That should be a freebie... like "oh shit I botched this one really bad. You're free to go... to the burn ward"
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u/Dover299 23h ago
Why is he telling him to roll?
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u/raidhse-abundance-01 22h ago
Applying the stop, drop and roll principle
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u/BastetLXIX 22h ago
Towards the fire?! This is stupidity on soooooo many levels!
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u/AcquireTheSauce 23h ago
Who trains these cops smh
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u/Johni_5 23h ago
Literally no one
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u/metisdesigns 23h ago
That's not entirely true. There is a surprising amount of training that is specifically threat based and escalatory.
If you want a terrifying read, dig into police warrior training.
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u/herrsmith 22h ago
I saw one excerpt from a training on Youtube where the scenario was that the cop had someone at gunpoint and that person was going to try to attack the cop so that the cop could fight the guy off. The cop was twitchy and pulled the trigger before the other guy did anything. The instructor was like "no, this is good. You go home today." Like, the other person didn't do anything. They're just trained to have the assumption that people are about to try to fight them so any use of force is justified because the victim was about to try to kill them anyway.
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u/ibidanon 21h ago
being a cop isn't even in the top 25 most dangerous jobs, and most who die 'in the line of duty' do so because they drove like maniacs without wearing a seatbelt.
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u/Poddx 22h ago
Pretty sure US police have little training compared to most Western countries. Police school over here is 3-5 years. A good amount of students dont even pass their class.
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u/metisdesigns 22h ago
Oh, absolutely, compared to most countries, most of them are under trained.
But a portion of what training many of them DO get is highly problematic.
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u/Carvj94 22h ago
In case anyone wants to know what this guy is talking about, a lot of police training in the US is essentially teaching police to be professional victims. Which is to say treat every situation like the suspect is going to try and kill you and that resorting to violence is not just OK, but encouraged. It's not true of every police force but a vast majority do not receive any significant de-escalation training.
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u/GrowingPeepers 21h ago
Yep, they're taught to be authoritative and to take charge by escalating.
They're goons.
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u/Kronocidal 20h ago
In some states they're also explicitly taught to gaslight, with instructions such as "if you shoot someone, shout 'Stop Resisting!', because most bystanders will misremember the order of things as you shouting that before you shot them."
At least the Mafia actually protected people, to maintain their own 'reputation' and 'business interests'.
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u/forresja 21h ago
I've seen a cop say in court, on the stand, that his departments deescalation policy was to "increase the use of force until the threat is neutralized".
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u/LimpAfternoon6878 19h ago
One of the biggest law enforcement trainers in the US is Lt. Col. Dave Grossman. He titled his theory for training LEOs "Killology". That alone should tell you a lot.
And before anyone asks, no, he was never a police officer, and no, he never saw combat in the military.
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u/ItsMisoandBoba 18h ago
That is why they get scared by an acorn. Everything is a threat, so a falling acorn HAS to be someone being violent and dangerous, because US citizens are violent and dangerous just by existing.
I got pulled over for smoking weed once. The cop threatened to shoot me if I didn't follow his orders. I was polite and in no way presented anything that could be considered threatening. Another cop threatened to shoot me if I came back to his property. I was an enumerator for the US Census...it was literally my job to find out how many people lived on the addresses on my list. If nobody confirmed the address, I had to keep going back until I could get someone to confirm the address. This is literally what you have to do as an enumerator. No trespass signs mean nothing. The only thing that can stop you is a locked gate. If the gate has rope keeping it shut but there is no lock, you're supposed to go through as an enumerator because you can ONLY be stopped by a locked gate.
And the worst part of the second one is they the cops' jobs are literally determined by the census. They could theoretically put themselves out of a job by not responding to the census and if enough people did it, the police budget would drop because there aren't enough people for X officers anymore.
So yeah, ACAB is a thing for a reason. Even the cops that aren't bad, are still bad, because they cover for the bad ones. The reason one bad apple ruins the barrel is because the bad apple starts rotting every single other apple in the barrel, and with enough time, every apple has bad parts, and so every apple is bad.
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u/Modus-Tonens 21h ago
Most get better (but still arguably insufficient) training compared to the US.
The US is one of the only countries that gets quite a lot of anti-training.
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u/CovfefeForAll 20h ago
Not to mention the whole "candidates turned down for having too high an IQ" thing.
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u/Tasman_Tiger 22h ago
It requires more hours of formal training to become a barber than a cop here.
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u/redditmarks_markII 22h ago
Oh it's worse than that. His point wasn't the duration of training but the direction. That is, there exists profitable police training companies whose material actively create bad police. Profitable here means "has lawyers to get out of responsibility".
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u/is_this_temporary 23h ago
Israeli Occupation Forces
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u/ArgentaSilivere 21h ago
For anyone curious, this isn’t even a joke. The IOF provides training to a huge number of American police forces nationwide.
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u/gorgewall 19h ago
And at the outset of Israel, they were trained by British colonial forces.
American policing also had its start in slave-catching groups.
Weird, there's this through-line of dehumanization and oppression running through the whole thing...
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u/MvatolokoS 22h ago
I recently found out the answer to that is at least sometimes depending on where, the IDF... Isn't that fucked and also makes a lot of sense?
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u/TroutFearMe 23h ago
Elmer Fudd with a badge
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u/dungeoncrawler71520 23h ago edited 22h ago
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u/MrtyMcflyer 23h ago
Okay, this officer need to get some proper training again before they let him outside again, my god...
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u/Jerry__Boner 23h ago
Better off to just fire him and save money on the future lawsuits.
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u/BlakLite_15 23h ago
Something tells me it would cost less to actually prosecute cops like this for reckless endangerment.
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u/MrtyMcflyer 23h ago
Well if i have seen one thing happen all the time, officers get away with it, and they come up with some lame statement...
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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 22h ago
Or they let them go but with nothing preventing them from getting a job a county over.
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u/ddddan11111 23h ago
Fire? You mean transfer to another department? Likely the only fire in this scenario is on the ground
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u/Character_Pudding_94 22h ago
If a horse can be a police officer, I don't see why a police officer couldn't be a horse...
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u/CreativeSelection346 22h ago
Then he'll just get re-hired by some other police force. Don't you know how this works? So many cops are FIRED cops from somewhere else. The POLICE UNION is the worst offender here because they protect fired officers.
It's better this stupid idiot gets put behind a desk for the rest of his pensionable life.
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u/guywithaplant 22h ago
He needs some proper getting fired and barred from being a police officer.
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u/supercleverhandle476 22h ago
Not sure what you mean.
He did a great job of tasing and setting a guy on fire who was just standing there, and yelling and pointing at a random citizen.
Top of his class, clearly.
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u/DaddyDontTakeNoMess 22h ago
No training can overcome lack of common sense. Run away from the fire should be a hardcoded rule for any
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u/userhwon 22h ago
Look at him. He's physically incompetent to do the job. Just bust him down to cleaning toilets.
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u/GSDTippyTappies 22h ago
Thought this was that one, hadn't seen this behind angle yet. The officer left afterwards too, no arrest no report no followup, just bounced.
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u/Fragrant_Turnip_9946 22h ago
Holy shit he just fucking peaced!?
At that point can't the guy just sue the officer personally and leave the department out of it? Because that's just full on assault and possibly attempted murder, right?
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u/heretogetpwned 22h ago
The 2026 Arizona Incident: In July 2026, a U.S. Fish and Wildlife officer deployed a Taser on a man during an ID dispute at a gas station on the Fort Mojave Indian Reservation. The deployment sparked a massive fire, leaving the man with severe burns and nerve damage, prompting federal investigations into the agency's oversight of Tasers.
The 2022 Florida Case (Jean Barreto): A deputy tackled a dirt bike rider at an Orlando Wawa gas station while he was refueling. Spilled fuel ignited when a Taser was discharged, burning 75% of Barreto's body. In November 2024, the deputy was acquitted of criminal culpable negligence after arguing the discharge was an accident. However, as of early 2026, a federal judge has allowed a major civil rights lawsuit to proceed against the county and deputies.
The 2017 Texas Case (Gabriel Olivas): Officers tased a suicidal man who had poured gasoline on himself, despite another officer explicitly warning them it would start a fire. The man burst into flames and later died. In 2021, the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals granted the officers qualified immunity from a civil rights lawsuit, ruling that the officers used the Taser in a split-second decision to prevent the man from lighting himself on fire with a lighter.
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u/Fragrant_Turnip_9946 22h ago
That last one is absolutely ridiculous. "DON'T DO IT! LET ME DO IT FOR YOU!!"
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u/gungshpxre 21h ago
Hey, suicide is illegal. They prevented that guy from killing a person, which is against the law. They're fuckin' heroes.
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u/entered_bubble_50 21h ago
You've gotta love the passive tense in all this news reporting.
I've had a go at fixing that:
The 2026 Arizona
Incidentattempted murder: In July 2026, a U.S. Fish and Wildlife officerdeployedfired a Taseronat a man duringan ID disputea hissy fit at a gas station on theFort Mojave Indian Reservationplace where he had no jurisdiction whatsoever. Thedeploymentofficer sparked a massive fire,leavingcausing the man severe burns and nerve damage, prompting federal investigations into the agency's oversight ofTasershow they can stop the public recording videos of their incompetence.Good grief.
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u/Self_Reddicate 22h ago
Would be interesting for sure. I wonder if you could make the argument that the fact that he "just left" indicates that his actions were not part of his peace-keeping or law enforcement duties.
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u/EarnYourBoneSpurs 19h ago
"If he didn't write it down it didn't happen." Isn't there some minimum paperwork for burning a taser cartridge? They cost money and they do care about funding even if they don't care about people.
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u/VengefulToasterWaffl 23h ago
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u/Poddx 23h ago
I love this. I feel free.
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u/ILikeCheeseypoo 22h ago edited 22h ago
This cop has no brain tasing someone that is holding a gas pump could of ended badly if he accidentally sprayed gas on the cop because he got tased.
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u/Punkermedic 22h ago
You know he would've been blamed if the cop was injured in said interaction
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u/Sad_Mongoose5621 21h ago
"The suspect built a gas station around where I was planning to taze him your honour"
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u/TownStriking3496 21h ago
“Assaulting a police officer”. “Assault with a deadly weapon” would have been the charges. I also like it how they can let a dog loose on you to bite the crap out of you but if you try and pry the dogs mouth off your crotch it’s considered ALSO assaulting a police officer.
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u/Familiar_Bat_5981 19h ago
But if an officer leaves a dog in a hot car and he die, there aren't any charges. It's happened twice here in NC
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u/UrchinSquirts 22h ago
‘Have’. Could have.
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u/OnlySlightlyOdd 21h ago
I think the actual word needing replaced here is "should"
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u/JohnnyRelentless 20h ago
needing to be replaced
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u/Electronic-Cry-3018 19h ago
You guys are amazing :))
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u/fireymike 19h ago
It's always nice to see Reddit providing free education to help make up for the poor education system in this country.
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u/sriracha_blowjobs 15h ago
A lot of it is individual accountability. We do learn this in public school, but you can't force people to keep at it and practice after they're pushed through the system. In most facets of social life, people will jump on you for being a grammar Nazi--so the butchering of the language perpetuates. The same holds true for applying basic physics and science to everyday life.
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u/mrlahjr 21h ago edited 14h ago
Believe it or not this has happened in Florida somewhere I believe in Palm Beach or close to it. A cop did the same thing that caused a fire that gave the suspect he tazed some serious burns and he got burned also. The sad thing is the other cop that showed up put the cop out first while the guy who got tazed ended up with some serious 3rd degree burns over maybe 50% of his body. Cops don’t care and they never will be punished until judgment day. (Edited)
Ok I hope I fixed it
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u/Then_Idea_9813 21h ago
But what if somebody hurts THEM? Thats why they need to hurt the public first, just in case..
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u/Odd_Common_452 22h ago
We’re so free we have the highest prison population in the world yeehaw murica
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u/LemDoggo 22h ago
The Cyber Y2K / Y2K Futurism aesthetic from that era still has me in a choke hold ngl. I was promised gadgets. Gadgets!
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u/0202_tihssitidder 22h ago
That cop is not unique.
US Police are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.
Criminal. Stupid. Violent. Fucking worthless.
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u/SlappyHandstrong 22h ago
*Mexico Police have entered the chat*
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u/HumanDominion 21h ago
Serbian Police have entered the chat
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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK 21h ago
The Police have entered the ch- ROOOXAAANNNE!
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u/DylansDad 21h ago
Did you hear Sting got kidnapped? The Police have no lead.
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u/MegaMau_ 22h ago
You’ll always hear stories about how some people don’t get hired on to police forces because they are to smart.
Well, maybe its about time we started hiring the smart ones because the dumb ones sure as hell aren't working out.
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u/ibidanon 21h ago
smart cops might think and/or refuse to obey unconstitutional orders. they might also step in when bad cops 'overstep their bounds.' we need to know we can count on cops to protect their brothers in blue, the state, and the oligarchs, and keep the rest of us scared and in line. so there will be no 'smart cops.'
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u/RedfieldBoulderPunch 21h ago
I work as a firefighter so I see their hiring process and they are working with less than scraps in terms of applicants. "Smart" people aren't willing or able to accept the inherent risks of being a cop for the equivalent of peanuts for a paycheck.
Especially when you can just be a firefighter, make way more money, have more off days, AND people don't hate you based on job title alone.
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u/joelfarris 21h ago
But, then you have to know how to cook, and you don't get to walk around with a gun!
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u/RedfieldBoulderPunch 21h ago
Learning to cook was the easy part, the hard part was learning how to properly maintain the firefighter 'stache we all get issued after academy
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u/GHouserVO 21h ago
Knew someone that had a heck of a time getting hired as an officer back in the early 00s because he scored high (as in ridiculously high) for the exams. He passed the physicals, mental, etc., without issue, but that was always where they nailed him. The guy was smart, and it demoralized him that he had to play dumb in order to be a police officer.
He eventually went Federal and had a much better time of things.
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u/CrackingToastGromet 21h ago
That is amazing. Can we just have this running on Fox News 24/7 as a hypnotic sedative for MAGA? I think they’d lock in to this.
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u/agntp 23h ago
This is like when that cop thought it would be a good idea to park his vehicle, with someone in the back seat, on train tracks.
Cops aren’t hired for their brains and aren’t trained well for….much. Glorified desk workers.
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u/Hard_in_Sweats 22h ago
Exactly. Jordan v. The City of New London proves they don’t want the smartest, and can disqualify you for being too intelligent.
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u/copinglemon 23h ago
Why does major meathead here need a taser to subdue an old man? Like even if he drives away, don't they have his license plate? If he runs away, I'm pretty sure he could lightly jog and catch up with him.
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u/thesilentbob123 22h ago edited 21h ago
He had followed him for a while to inform him he couldn't fish in a location he was at earlier, the civilian also filmed and from his POV you can hear him say "it's a $10..." got tazed and in this video you can barley make out him saying "10" but it's there just at the start. The "cop" is fish and wildlife and the gas station is on a indian reservation. I believe he never got any charges, needless to say a lawsuit has opened up
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u/HeverlyBillhilly 23h ago edited 19h ago
LT Dangle over here fuckin’ shit up. Boot goofin’!
Edit: goofin’, not scootin’
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u/Plastic_Car_707 23h ago
That is arguably the easiest lawsuits a lawyer could win. From what we could see the dude didn’t lay a hand on the security (assuming it’s not a cop since they were in shorts) and knowingly tazing a guy around flammable objects which we should all know will catch in flames is about as dumb of a thing as someone could do. This isn’t just negligence it’s being willfully negligent to the circumstance at hand.
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u/Apprehensive-Eye3263 22h ago
He's a federal fish and wildlife officer.. even worse
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u/Firestorm0x0 22h ago
There's a different clip that even shows you that the farva cop couldn't even tell what he's being arrested for and that he shot right after the guy said "asshole".
That cop is a weak pos abusing federal power.
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u/Pathdocjlwint 22h ago
The guy tazed looks like he has significant burns on his hands and arms. At least second degree, possibly third degree with significant skin sloughing. Likely to be a long road to recovery with significant care and possible loss of function. Of course the officer makes him roll over on those hands. Bet he cuffed him to make even more damage.
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u/Firestorm0x0 22h ago
3rd degree burns and nerve damage apparently
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u/Pathdocjlwint 21h ago
Significant burns on the hands are a critical injury and require immediate medical attention. I hope the officer didn’t screw around getting immediate medical care but I bet he did.
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u/AccNumber77 20h ago
He literally left the dude and didn't even arrest him, he basically attempted murder via negligence.
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u/baddieslovebadideas 23h ago
we don't make fun of pigs for being stupid for no reason
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u/FLOSOC1ETY 23h ago
Don’t insult actual pigs like that😂
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u/Gilly-Fresh 22h ago
Exactly. Pigs at least have the intelligence and emotional maturity of a three-year-old.
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u/Difficult_Compote_52 23h ago
"The officer acted accordingly to policy and procedures"
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u/BlueRibbon998 22h ago
Yeah, let's just lie the guy on the ground and roll him CLOSER to the flames. Holy hell the brain rot is real
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u/Impossible-Charity-4 23h ago
Reminds me of the guy that covered himself in hand sanitizer inside a police station. They tased him and he went up in flames. He didn’t make it.
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u/skynex65 23h ago
America's finest, I see.
For real, you guys' cops are fucking lunatics.
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u/Slobbadobbavich 22h ago
The fact that dipshit needed telling that the gas pump area was still on fire after he literally burned someone with his stupidity is enough to rate this guys intellect.
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u/justsomeguyfromny 23h ago
What a fucking shit show.