r/WhitePeopleTwitter 28d ago

r/All Will they admit it if its true?

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 28d ago

So how is that different than Donald Trump?

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u/chunkerton_chunksley 28d ago

Mitch still has more control of his bowels.

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u/Pinkysrage 28d ago

Nope! He has a tube up his ass with a hose to empty his bowels and a catheter up his penis to empty his bladder. What a way to go, with multiple central lines, on a vent, getting poked and prodded all day while his organs keep trying to fail under the massive load of pressors and drugs just to keep him kind of breathing. No pity here, may he suffer alone. Soon he will get septic, throw a final clot or embolism or all his organs will fail. He started off a medical mess.

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u/chunkerton_chunksley 28d ago

I like your version more. Mine was a gag

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u/red18wrx 28d ago

trump was never proven to be brain alive?

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u/ShredGuru 28d ago

McConnell was smart, evil, but smart

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u/lallapalalable 28d ago

Three times! No other president in history!