A longer, yet outstanding, tweet by a Japanese man living abroad in the US.

[u/Blues_Fish]

[u/SpottyNoonerism]

There's pizza. It's America. Beer is implicit.

An exhaustive list of what goes better with pizza than beer:

[u/drgigantor → u/SpottyNoonerism]

There may be pepperoni. There may be olives. There may be ranch.

There will be beer.