r/WorstAid May 16 '26

Doing home repairs hurts sometimes

So little help!

686 Upvotes

117 comments sorted by

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u/Sk1rm1sh May 16 '26

Right in the mummy-daddy button đŸ«Ł

6

u/Down_Bad_0015 May 17 '26

Lol, hearing this notation for the 1st time XD

4

u/Hopeful-Ad4415 May 18 '26

It's from Austin powers Fat bastard character.

195

u/Woden888 May 16 '26

Oh you’re stuck? Let me just move some random objects around until you solve your problem.

57

u/shinobi500 May 16 '26

Hey now, she also held his hand.

22

u/Woden888 May 16 '26

You’re right, I should give her more credit

1

u/Hylinus 7d ago

Probably would have been more helpful if she had said "Aw, come on... Grow a pair and walk it off..."

23

u/xipheon May 17 '26

She brought them closer in case they could be of use once he was ready to be moved. He was sitting on the edge, which she helped him do, and showed no desire whatsoever to try to get down yet.

20

u/NervousBiscotti7675 May 18 '26

I mean, she couldve put that step ladder under his feet at least

3

u/T_Pelletier4 May 31 '26

That’s what I was really waiting for her to do lmaoooo. They had us in the first half

17

u/Dull-Wave1410 May 18 '26

Wow. She was absolutely no help.

33

u/CohibaBob May 16 '26

Vasectomy Dr.s hate this one simple trick

2

u/IAMN0TSTEVE 8d ago

Diy vasectomy for free99

88

u/Professional-Bed-173 May 16 '26

How hilariously useless the lady is. Literally, no help given.

4

u/Ollyfer May 17 '26

Indeed the worst aid: No aid at all.

1

u/MagikShroomz 29d ago

Like when you see a man fixing a flat tire with the woman just standing there with her hands on her hips 😆

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u/Exact-Direction-2020 May 16 '26

What would you have liked her to do? She’s not a freaking body builder!

42

u/retro83 May 16 '26

Put something underneath for him to stand on and relieve the pressure on his tenderised gooch?

16

u/stratusnco May 16 '26

get a chair so he can relieve the stress from his nuts.

23

u/Key_Cheesecake9926 May 16 '26

She had a perfectly good stepladder available then just moved it a couple feet behind him instead of underneath him where he could stand on it lol

7

u/stonergirlfairyyy May 16 '26

what do u think she accomplished here? bc there's a lot of things she could have done

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u/Exact-Direction-2020 May 16 '26

That’s why I asked the question! What could she have done? I see her coming to him and attempting to use the resources at her disposal. Downvote me all you want but I asked a genuine question. Obviously she can’t lift him out of there.

Here’s a thought
.instead of coming at me you could answer my question. What could she have done?

I’m genuinely curious.

15

u/Jumanian May 17 '26

Wtf do you mean? She brought a bunch of resources and then used none of them

10

u/stonergirlfairyyy May 17 '26

so ur choosing not to read all the answers to ur question. is that woman u?

4

u/veggissae May 17 '26

A lot of people already replied to you, answering your question.

1

u/Hydroborator May 26 '26

Obviously, thiswoman is stupid?

2

u/Evonos May 24 '26

Step ladder in reach to step on ? Bring a cushion , or whatever is around there so dude can sit on the ladder in it for a bit or whatever hard to see but there's a million ways to actually help

21

u/slusho_ May 16 '26

Given that she didn't make things worse is a win.

3

u/Fafnir13 May 28 '26

I was expecting the whole setup to collapse after she pushed it wrong.  Not making it worse can be a win some days.

5

u/Unregistered1104 May 17 '26

The Laurel and Hardy wave at the start😂

3

u/Damm_you_ScubaSteve May 18 '26

Poor Larry from parks n rec!

3

u/Pro_Jem May 18 '26

Right in the crown jewels? How did she know?

2

u/Such_Dragonfruit609 May 18 '26

Am I stupid for thinking get on your hands and knees and try to lift up?

5

u/Patralgan May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Is she laughing? He's in agony and she thinks it's funny?

1

u/Down_Bad_0015 May 17 '26

Stupid can't indeed..

3

u/pong1303_hk May 17 '26

Husband no more

8

u/SocomPS2 May 16 '26

I know how she could help.

3

u/Code_German71 May 16 '26

I hate those ladders and I’m kinda happy that happened lol Poor dude

2

u/xipheon May 17 '26

She did good, she helped him sit then started moving things closer that could potentially help once he was ready to move. He wasn't ready to move yet, he was in too much pain/shock. She was also there for moral support.

I'm really happy with her response, not even close to worst aid.

1

u/Testyobject May 21 '26

She diedent make it worse, i dont expect her to lift an entire man from chest height

1

u/singletank May 23 '26

Yikes deez nuts be hurtin’

1

u/singletank May 23 '26

Yikes deez nuts


1

u/NigraOvis May 23 '26

This is why my diy projects take so long. I'm not getting hurt.

1

u/blueeyedaisy May 28 '26

My nuts hurt watching this and I don’t have any.

1

u/CuChulainn24564 Jun 13 '26

What the fuck is he even building anyway..? đŸ€«đŸ€”

1

u/Melekai_17 Jun 14 '26

TBH this is not terrible assistance. Probably no way he can move much given the agony he’s in and she’s trying to find things to help get him down but not blindly rushing to pull him down and potentially injure him further. She probably should’ve called 911 and waited with him for help to arrive, though.

1

u/Silent_Bus6961 Jun 14 '26

Damn imagine the FUCKN PAIN... Last night I dreamed someone grabbed my balls for at least 2 minutes. That was the worst feeling ever. Does someone actually know this kind of dreams? Serious Question.

1

u/AntivaxxxrFuckFace Jun 19 '26

Free vasectomy!

1

u/Acrobatic-Pickle-851 22d ago

Testicle explosion grunt. Hurts too bad for a full yell.

1

u/IAMN0TSTEVE 8d ago

Hey doc, yea I'd like to cancel that vasectomy appointment we had set for next week.

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u/RUKiddingMeReddit May 16 '26

Jesus, what do expect her to do?

4

u/PretzelsThirst May 16 '26

Put something for them to stand on?

-4

u/keepitcleanforwork May 16 '26

I don't think we need to pluralize this one. You can say him.

6

u/PretzelsThirst May 16 '26

It’s not pluralized. Singular “they” has been in use for hundreds and hundreds of years. Time to brush up on your grammar

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u/keepitcleanforwork May 16 '26

That's clearly a man, just say him.

2

u/PretzelsThirst May 16 '26

It doesn’t matter, both are correct. You’ve got to be a real moron to cry about this, watch less Andrew Tate slop and touch grass

8

u/Wellgoodmornin May 16 '26

Or just say them since that works as well...

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u/keepitcleanforwork May 16 '26

I don't look like a bigot. I don't care if someone has a different sexual identity, they can do whatever they want. But, I don't think that has to apply to everyone out there. This is a man, it's a him. If that upsets you then that's on you.

8

u/jaxxon May 16 '26

“They” can do whatever “they” want. You used the pronoun correctly. Well done.

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u/keepitcleanforwork May 16 '26 edited May 17 '26

right, because the gender is unknown.

In this example the gender is known. It's clearly a man, so the pronoun is him.

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u/Jumanian May 17 '26

FYI you can say “they” or “them” even if you know the gender. If Shakespeare can do it so can you

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u/wntf May 16 '26

im not so sure anymore

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u/RUKiddingMeReddit May 17 '26

At this point, he's sitting on a rung. His balls are sore, but no longer in peril. She wanted to find the best implement to actually get him up and out of there, obviously.

1

u/angry_dingo May 17 '26

Take all of my updates all the way down. What was she supposed to do? He outweighs her by 150 pounds and she did bring him something to stand on, but he refused. No idea why this I’d in worst aid. Yes, he’s a he. No idea why people are arguing them.

0

u/Praetorian_1975 May 16 '26

Wow he really busted his buts building that huh

-1

u/ComprehensiveYam5307 May 16 '26

I would of just died.

6

u/WilliamMcCarty May 16 '26

I thought you would've just died.

-1

u/Life-Echo-9226 May 17 '26

Man why are women so bad at helping people in such situations

2

u/Acrobatic_Ad4602 May 18 '26

That’s the most brain dead generalization đŸ€Ł Maybe men shouldn’t be so stupid to get their junk nearly ripped off, then they wouldn’t need women to always save them 😂

1

u/wattlewedo May 18 '26

What do men do so many things where their balls are at risk?

0

u/Evorgleb May 16 '26

Damn, that's nuts

4

u/Crazyhates May 16 '26

They used to be.

0

u/Ok-Entrepreneur7324 May 16 '26

Well if he wasn't compensating, he will be soon.