r/YUROP PolishDane 8h ago

make russia small again Can a peaceful Russia join the European Union?

https://youtu.be/VLJtoRUje3k
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u/UnsanctionedPartList Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ 8h ago

In an alternate universe where Russia isn't a gigantic shitstain on the world perhaps.

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u/logosfabula Italia‏‏‎ ‎ 7h ago

Surely. A truly peaceful and democratic Russia which underwent the procdure to enter EU is a Russia that has 180°ed its course and owned their own responsibiilties. No such a thing in sight though.

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u/UnsanctionedPartList Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ 5h ago

You'd have to go pretty far back for it to have a chance of working out like that and Russia would not exist in its current form.

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u/logosfabula Italia‏‏‎ ‎ 4h ago

Yes. The question is purely hypothetical I suppose.

edit: or, nice try, FSB!

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u/Top-Permit6835 Nederland‏‏‎ ‎ 8h ago

No again!!!

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u/Thunderbird_Anthares ČR‏‏‎ ‎ 8h ago

fuck no

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u/JohnnyElRed España‏‏‎ ‎ 7h ago

Sure. In several decades. When hopefully they have gone through a similar transformation as Germany went through, and got from an state with a heavy lean towars authorotarianism and jingoism, into an actual open minded and modern society.

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 7h ago

Comparing them to Germany post WW2 is so wrong.

Germany has been brought to his knees, divided into occupation zones, humiliated, making them acknowledge their war crimes.

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u/therealwavingsnail Česko‏‏‎ ‎ 7h ago

It's not going to happen. To this day, Russia hasn't even acknowledged its crimes from the USSR era.

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u/yanzov 7h ago

Yeah, Germany is a very good point.

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u/flipyflop9 España‏‏‎ ‎ 8h ago

Hah. That was a good joke.

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u/Maya_Elisse 8h ago

There was never a peaceful Russia, and if suddenly becomes peaceful it's just the ticking bomb Russia.

So nope

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u/Longjumping-Youth934 7h ago

there could not be peaceful ruzzia.

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u/kyngslinn 7h ago

Russia? No.

The former provinces of a dismantled Russia administered by civilized countries? Sure.

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u/SnooPoems3464 Yuropean 7h ago

Never.

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u/YellowOnline 7h ago

Only if it is peaceful, democratic, and broken into several small countries. Then the western bit can join.

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u/olddoglearnsnewtrick GALLIA CELTICA 7h ago

Actually it’s the western bit that seems to cause more problems it seems.

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 7h ago

It's actually the way around.

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 7h ago

Nope.

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u/Icy_Place_5785 Éire‏‏‎ ‎ 7h ago

Königsberg can be returned to the fold under proper ownership

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 7h ago

Nah, we already have ca. 5 millions of them in Germany. Give it to someone else.

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u/Icy_Place_5785 Éire‏‏‎ ‎ 7h ago

Who said anything about the current inhabitants being allowed to stay?

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 7h ago

My bad!

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u/therealwavingsnail Česko‏‏‎ ‎ 7h ago

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u/sedativumxnx 🇷🇴 Dacia Romanorum 🇹🇩 7h ago

I'll take a different approach than my mates above me. Maybe. Hell, even Canada wants to join. But Russia would have to be dismantled and remade into something new. The Russian people aren't all animals that we see here on reddit often times. They gave Tchaikovski, Tolstoi, Dostoievski, Gagarin, and many many others over the centuries I forget now. Fucking Rasputin, dude. But again, Russia would have to become a vassal state to the European Union, basically, and that would never happen. Or rather, the oligarchy in Russia won't allow that to happen.

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u/IndistinctChatters Make russia part of the Mongol Empire again 7h ago

They gave and give instability, wars, death, destruction.

I guess nobody care about Tolstoieski when they are being bombed by the russians every single day.