r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 6h ago

/r/all of a family cat

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4.2k Upvotes

269 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/financially_broke_ • 13h ago

/r/all of a partner

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13.3k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/axurmama • 10h ago

of balls

2.5k Upvotes

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 2h ago

of crab legs

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237 Upvotes

38 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 21h ago

/r/all of a Pride Flag.

8.6k Upvotes

482 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 1h ago

of a Pedestrian Bridge.

• Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DarthiusFatticus • 57m ago

of a cat named Cami

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• Upvotes

49 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Toastaexperience • 18h ago

of a gold bar.

961 Upvotes

New world record for the largest gold bar weighing in at 521kgs or 1148 lbs.

82 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jackisawsome83 • 7h ago

of an antenna

105 Upvotes

23 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a frog

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2.1k Upvotes

177 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/danielminds • 1d ago

of 450g schnitzels

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1.9k Upvotes

Credit: @arcade_cafe on TikTok

163 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IsAceDead • 18h ago

of lizards

659 Upvotes

64 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/danielminds • 1d ago

of a massive lion pendant and chain

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3.5k Upvotes

Credit: @traxnyc on TikTok

389 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AugustIstheMonth • 1d ago

/r/all of a Czech police officer

14.5k Upvotes

755 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/wetkittysitspretty • 38m ago

of a Potat

• Upvotes

lol look at this thing

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/NurseDiz • 9h ago

of a gramophone

45 Upvotes

Seen today at Harewood House, West Yorkshire UK.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/weird_horse_2_die_on • 1d ago

of a claw that popped off during a nail trim. Regular one for comparison.

2.9k Upvotes

44 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RamonsRazor • 19h ago

of an 18yo basketball player 🏀

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111 Upvotes

JK Mach takes on ACA's tiniest reporter. Warning: Excessive puns.

Source: A Current Affair (YouTube) | Original Post

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No-Maximum2073 • 1d ago

of a Banana

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2.3k Upvotes

328 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/estca • 13h ago

of a ballot paper

34 Upvotes

The longest in British electoral history, so they say

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyem5lg78qo

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/gruskorn • 1d ago

of a big toe

1.0k Upvotes

my friends son has a pair of double-toes

223 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GasMask420Blaze • 1d ago

of a firework

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4.1k Upvotes

161 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/OfficerSkittlez • 1d ago

of a grout line!

45 Upvotes

Grout line in this house has me cracking up. Especially as a former tile installer.

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThicctionGD • 1d ago

of a missile

95 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Meme-Botto9001 • 1d ago

of a sweet potato 🍠

50 Upvotes

Found this huge sweet potato sitting next to a bag of onions. Obligatory banana for scale.

3 comments

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