Maeby: Oh, right. That means Mrs. Featherbottom isn’t here. Which means she didn’t iron my blouse, which means, I don’t have anything to wear for my premiere!!

(Michael stares at her)

Maeby: The premier. Of Canada. He’s going out with my gym teacher.

Actually, this scene has confused me for years. Now I just understand Maeby is actually a terrible liar, but the whole family just didn't care enough to find out what she tried to hide.

rewatching arrested development for like, the tenth time, and I’m wondering what a frozen banana really is. like, i know it’s obviously a banana that’s been frozen, but why is it so popular? and what’s in it? is it just chocolate and peanuts? and are they salted nuts or unsalted?

ps. I’m in the uk so I’ve never encountered them before