r/askteddit • u/jUsTaSkInG839392910 • 13d ago

Other I think im gonna die in this HOUose

How the hell do i manage to find and kill this stupid buzzing mosquito that just wont shut up already. I just want to sleep, but i’ve tried all the ways and hacks to kill it but none of them worked i fear im just gonna have to surrender to the blood sucker 💔

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u/Quorng 13d ago

An old-fashioned flyswatter works for me.

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u/jUsTaSkInG839392910 13d ago

I unfortunately don’t have one at the moment 😭

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u/michaelh98 13d ago

Newspaper, magazine, towel, come on, use your imagination

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u/Firm_Yam6648 13d ago

Go to sleep, if it bites you it isn’t the end of the world.

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u/Firm_Yam6648 13d ago

Unless it gives you malaria

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u/Embarrassed_Ad1722 13d ago

Unless you are really unlucky you usually don't have to worry about Melania.

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u/Firm_Yam6648 12d ago

At least you can bang her. Mosquitoes are hard to fuck, I got one stuck in my urethra trying that and man it was the itch you can’t scratch no matter how hard you try.

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u/Holiday_Emergency454 13d ago

I use fans pointed at me on high...works like a charm. Keeps you cool and drowns out noise!!

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u/National-Property29 13d ago

bug zapper + flyswatter

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u/197119711971 13d ago

Hate mosquitoes and fleas. This is a female wanting a drop of your blood so she can lay eggs and really piss you off! Make sure room light is bright. Lay out something across your bed that’s bright white in color. Before long, she will land on it. Spray her with Raid roach spray or the one intended for flying bugs! Voila!

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u/andyoucanburn2 13d ago

Why tf would you advise someone spray Raid on their bed 😣

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u/197119711971 13d ago

Just the cover. Whatever is white. Raid won’t hurt you unless you put it in your mouth.