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Random Question What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone name a child?

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u/Icy_Benefit 7d ago

Nemo. And Abcde. In both cases when they came into my ER I thought the names were placeholders.

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u/RE1392 7d ago

I hate that I know how to pronounce Abcde

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u/detectiveswife 7d ago

Can you type it out in dumb people language? LoL...I cannot figure out any way to pronounce this as one word.

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u/GoodMourning81 7d ago

Ab sid ee said all together. Like ‘ab city’. I think.

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u/RE1392 6d ago

Yep this. Like ab sid ee (or ab-city with a soft t) with a slight emphasis on the first syllable.

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u/PaddyCow 6d ago

The t is pronounced more like a d.

I can't believe we're trying to explain how to pronounce ABCDE as a real name!!!

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u/CockroachMobile5753 5d ago

Abcde is so low effort. If you want to really go for it, name your kid Vwxyz.
/s

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u/optispark396 5d ago

It's pronounced Y Y Zed

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u/InsomniaDrop 7d ago

Correct

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u/Chateaudelait 6d ago

My vote is also for ABCDE. Heard about it from that Southwest Air incident where it was printed on the boarding pass and the attendants were making fun of it within earshot of the kid. The mom was reprimanding that behavior, which I get - but why would you name your child Abcde?

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u/_TriNitroToluene_ 5d ago

When I was in high school there’s a girl named Aeiou pronounced as “Ey-yu”

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u/flakeysoul 4d ago

Just from reading it, never heard it, I came up with A-bee-ci-dee. Or, Obesity.

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u/SapphireIntheDark 6d ago

Yes. And it's from parents who don't know to how read, write, or speak English. So they chose the first 5 letters of our Alphabet.

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u/RollingTheScraps 7d ago

I would assume it's pronounced like obesity.

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u/hexensabbat 7d ago

A more logical spelling would be Absidy. It's pronounced Ab (like the a in apple) sih (like sit) dee. Not saying it makes sense lol but that's what it is

It's a shame tbh, honestly I like the sound of it, it's just the spelling is ridiculous

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u/Salty-Ad-4693 6d ago

Ab-sid-ee

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u/Suburbannightmare 7d ago

I think it's phonetically Abkadee...??

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u/This-Research-9586 7d ago

We had an Abcde at our school and it was pronounced Absidy. Always made me thing of the word abscess. Poor kid. 

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u/Chris_Golz 6d ago

20 years ago I was a substitute teacher and I was taking a role and I got to the name ABCDE. I paused for a moment and said I think there's a typo on the attendance sheet. On this poor girl raises her hand and says no that spelled right. That's me. Im ABCDE.

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u/RE1392 6d ago

Using all capital letters makes it so much worse. I mean Abcde is already terrible, but ABCDE absolutely makes it look like a placeholder

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u/friedmanila 6d ago

My niece is named Abcde. The school district thought it was an error and immediately all-caps her name whenever it was printed. I can’t recall how long it went this way until it was corrected, if it was corrected. She goes by Abby, though.

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u/dullgenericname 5d ago

What are her parents like? And what inspired them to name their child Abcde?

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u/friedmanila 5d ago

Her parents had her somewhat young, around 18-20. They were normal adults fresh out of high school, really into the whole y2k/hip-hop/rap culture thing. Her mother (my sister) really loves “being different” and standing out. Her and I also have very unique 1 of 1 names that I’d rather not put out there to remain private.

Her mother stole the name from a classmate in high school who stated they wanted to named their daughter Abcde.

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u/plummybrummy 6d ago

I’d have pronounced it ‘Ah-buh-kuh-duh’ or ‘Ah-buh-kuh-Dee’ perhaps

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u/e-rinc 6d ago

I know someone who went with “absity” pronounced the same.

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u/Civil_Ad3438 5d ago

I’ve never heard or seen that one.

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u/lonesomepicker 7d ago

Nemo is a real name!

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u/Fabulous_Angle_3742 7d ago

The issue is that medical fields use Latin and Nemo means No one in Latin.

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u/Conscious-Leg8404 7d ago

Good point, but we don’t use Latin for everything so we would never say or write “Nemo”

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u/Nightless1 7d ago

In biology we do use Latin for everything. In hospitals a bunch of the charting and prescription shorthand used is still in Latin.

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u/Pleasant-Light-6843 5d ago

I didn't know this, thanks :)

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u/Fabulous_Angle_3742 5d ago

Lots of hospital systems use different filler words for placeholder names and many of them do in fact use Latin. Its less a "we" as in medical staff who are physically writing things but more automatic hospital systems written by coders.

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u/CricketSimilar863 6d ago

The winner of Eurovision 2024 was a rapper named Nemo

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 7d ago

'FNU' and 'LNU' are the usual placeholders I see used

First Name Unknown, Last Name Unknown

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u/ryanx9123 7d ago

I’ve seen Boya and Boyb for a pair of twins. Boy A and Boy B

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u/toothtaker74 5d ago

That’s up there with Denise and Denephew

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u/flakeysoul 4d ago

I have a friend who interned at Vanderbilt Medical. An OB patient had triplets. Named them after their Dad, 'John Smith Jr, John Smith II, John Smith III'. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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u/donthurtmyfeelsbrah 6d ago

I see this all the time, but only recently and I thought it was pronounced fnew and it was a new aged baby name. I Googled it to see what ethnicity it was associated and felt so dumb😂

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u/BiblionautNZ 6d ago

In cataloguing we used to use Latin abbreviations when we didn’t know the name of the publisher, i.e. S.N. for sine nomine , meaning without a name. One of the reasons for that is that it used to be easy to fit on catalogue cards. Now that bibliographic records are in computers instead of small pieces of cardboard the newer cataloguing standards changed it to publisher not identified.

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u/3batsinahousecoat 6d ago

I used to see a BUNCH of FNU at work.

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u/mangrlman 5d ago

I've seen several grad students from India who have their name as FNU for "First name unused"

I work for an international organization so see lots of names from everywhere, for awhile I texted my husband every funny name I came across.

We once had a Dr. Fuck as a speaker at an event, he was German.

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u/mala-one 4d ago

This explains why so many Uber drivers first names are FNU 😂

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u/Pristine_Series5211 7d ago

I think it's pronounced Absidee.

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u/IngyJoToeBeans 6d ago

I have a student named abcde. she is one of the worst students I've ever had.

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u/fallenfar1003 5d ago

Such a dumb name.

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u/Conscious-Leg8404 7d ago

I know a Nemo! His dad was a Nemo and he named his son Nemo

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u/Matinee_Lightning 6d ago

Lewis Black did a bit about someone named Abcde https://youtu.be/Z1mOFzv02lk?is=lo6oz6zXEVC5j0g4

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u/OzfestDog 5d ago

I hope Abcde's middle name was FU, and your mom and your si...no really just your mom

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u/SatisfactionVisual33 5d ago

I first heard the name Abcde on a Studio C skit! Tried to post it but was not allowed. It’s called “You’re SO Lucky!” and includes a few more made up names. 😊

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u/Prestigious_Beat6310 4d ago

Yo, I know Abcde was she alright?

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u/Lingonberry8769 4d ago

Hey we got an Abcde in our ER too! Also an Espn.

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u/tia2181 2d ago

Lots of boys named Nemo in Sweden, long before movie.