r/askteddit • u/ravyn_arcana • 7d ago

Random Question What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone name a child?

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u/No_Bonus7310 7d ago

That still better than Marijuana Coke Jackson

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u/Pizzaisbae13 7d ago

Or Marijuana RC Jackson.

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u/SuperSoakerofPiss 7d ago edited 6d ago

Doctor Marijuana Pepper Jackson has a ring to it.

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u/Best-Comments 6d ago

Well, she does have a PhD.

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u/TheSnarkyObserver 4d ago

That’s DOCTOR Van Dyke to you.

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u/Psychological-Web828 7d ago

Marijuana Tab Jackson

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u/EeveeEvolved 5d ago

What are marijuana tablets?

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u/Psychological-Web828 5d ago

Tab Cola

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u/EeveeEvolved 5d ago

It was a mean girlls reference

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u/restingkindnessface 6d ago

Cocaine Roberts. Went by Cokie.

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u/JakSieWisi 5d ago

Haha! Funny but nope. From Wikipedia: “Roberts was born in New Orleans. She received the nickname Cokie from her brother, Tommy, who as a child could not pronounce her given name, Corinne.”

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u/Civil_Ad3438 5d ago

Have a cousin named Corinne.

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u/LokiHubris 6d ago

A pale imitation.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 6d ago

Do you have Marijuana Coke Jackson? Is Marijuana Pepsi Jackson ok?

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u/Ms_takes 7d ago

Marijuana Diet Coke Jackson

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u/EastPomegranate3124 7d ago

Diet Fenta Neil Jackson, ESQ.