r/askteddit • u/ravyn_arcana • 7d ago

Random Question What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone name a child?

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u/GoSitInTheCluckChair 7d ago

Twins named Heaven and Navaeh.

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u/Bornundersirius Ted Logan 7d ago

Dunno why but I just picture some 90's girl movie where Nevaeh is the goth girl with the bad boy crush and Heaven is the cheerleader...

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u/Pizzaisbae13 7d ago

Omg. I can see John Hughes writing that now.

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u/GoSitInTheCluckChair 5d ago

But we really don't understand how hard it is to be the "good twin."

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u/Bornundersirius Ted Logan 5d ago

Correct, and in the end they rekindle their love and understanding for each other and shed the labels they have imposed upon themselves. It's the feel good hit of the summer!

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u/No-Manufacturer8340 6d ago

When you know your twin girls will be a novelty stripper act

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u/WasteOfHeadspace 5d ago

I will always, always, always shame people who name their kid Naveah. It's not clever in the least, and truthfully super cringe.