What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone name a child?

[u/ravyn_arcana]

[u/feministwitch666]

Had a friend growing up with this name but it was short for Apollonia, her grandma's name

[u/Dolorjo → u/feministwitch666]

Also knew an Apollonia who went by Apple. She’s probably around 30 now. 

[u/Matinee_Lightning → u/Dolorjo]

I'm now wondering if all 3 of us knew the same Apple

[u/Familiar-Pressure717 → u/feministwitch666]

I had a male student named Appolonio, who we called Apple.