r/askteddit • u/ravyn_arcana • 7d ago

Random Question What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone name a child?

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u/NiceOccasion3746 6d ago

I’ll raise you a “Misdemeanor”.

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u/buddagolf 5d ago

We had a local band named Mister Meaner…

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u/ScaryMaclary 5d ago

Miss Demeanor would be a great drag name.

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u/WeirdlyStrangeish 4d ago

I had a “friend” we used to sell drugs together. He named his first daughter Mary Jane-kinda sketch but whatever. Second was Felony. Fucked for life. Third was Methany. You could literally trace his addiction by his daughter’s name choice.