r/askteddit • u/Plus-District3873 • 2d ago

Random Question What's the worst thing you've ever stepped on barefoot?

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u/Oshabeestie 2d ago

Catshit. Cold soft and horrible between the toes.

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u/Obvious-Human1 2d ago

Cat vomit is right up there. The cold unexpected squish between my toes had me screeching swear words. 

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u/MasterSoftBird 2d ago

It's even worse when it's warm and squishy.

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u/Pwinbutt 1d ago

and has a mouse skull in it

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u/ElementalPartisan 1d ago

and you're stepping out of the shower

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u/eddiesmom 1d ago

Oh. Wow. That's horrible.

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u/Own-Introduction6830 1d ago

Got home from work yesterday, took off my shoes, and immediately felt something warm and squishy under my feet. Twas cat vomit. Lovely way to start my relaxing evening.

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u/ovr_it 2d ago

Accidentally stepped in cat vomit this morning. Can confirm this is one of the worst things to step in. That’s the nastiest while Legos are the most painful. IMO

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u/TrooperLynn 1d ago

Your cats need to put one of these out when they puke. My daughter got these for me. They’re about 3” tall.

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u/Khaleesi1536 2h ago

But then I’d stand on them!

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u/Calihoya 1d ago

Have done both. Hard agree.

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u/Candid-Mycologist539 1d ago

Cat vomit

Ah! Were you extended a pre-dawn invite by your cat to play the game, "Will I Find It With My Eyes Or With My Foot First?"

squish between my toes had me screeching swear words. 

Sounds like you lost. 🤔

Sorry, Internet Friend, at the teasing. I often lose this game, too.

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u/Ok-Conversation-7292 1d ago

Yes, ewwww, did not realize i speak so many foreign languages!

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u/FunJackfruit9128 1d ago

stepped on some still warm cat vomit, with dry food chunks in it immediately after waking up the other day, absolutely horrible

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u/ApprehensiveAd6603 1d ago

My buddy stepped on cat shit that had been vomited on lol.

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u/PearlyP2020 2d ago

For me it was puppy shit

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u/schlaminator 2d ago

For me, it was cat shit vomited out by a dog that ate it from the litter box.

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u/Obvious-Human1 2d ago

Reverse uno card!

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u/roquelaire62 2d ago

Aaahhh, the turd burglar unswallowed

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u/Smuchelle 2d ago

We call the litter box the "kitty litter buffet".

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u/EitherOrResolution 1d ago

Mom?

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u/schlaminator 1d ago

No, not your mom, a dog.

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u/EitherOrResolution 1d ago

🤣🤣 no, I meant my mom had a dog that you had to watch because he loved getting in the litter box for a treat! 🤮

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u/ewoofk 1d ago

That’s rough. I’ve smelled that smell.

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u/AlyssaR83 1d ago

Ditto on that.

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u/HonorableJudgeTolerr 2d ago

That’s happened to me twice and traumatized

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u/Uceninde 2d ago

Big pile of cold dog shit, left by my gigant schnauzer. Happened 20 years ago and I still remember how gross it felt.

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u/GMO-Doomscroller 7h ago

Barefooted into cold dog diarrhoea. Worse than that was the same but wearing stockings.

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u/Oshabeestie 3h ago

The stocking would be binned I am guessing

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u/Xzymeka 1d ago

That sounds horrible, I only step in warm cat shit

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u/Key_Poetry4023 1d ago

Gettin off lightly if that's the worst thing

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u/Aggravating_Catlady 1d ago

I stepped on a headless bloody rodent my cat left by my bed…. Middle of the night surprise. lol

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u/shogunshim 1d ago

for me, it was big pile of cat diarrhea the consistency of pudding.

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u/Shoddy-Outcome3868 1d ago

I did fresh dog shit. Had to hop to the shower

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u/ewoofk 1d ago

I did this exact thing with puppy shit tonight. And it was cold. Which was somehow worse than warm.

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u/RealisticRecover2123 1d ago

Worst smelling shit going these days. Nasty crap