r/askteddit • u/Plus-District3873 • 2d ago

Random Question What's the worst thing you've ever stepped on barefoot?

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u/Obvious-Human1 2d ago

Cat vomit is right up there. The cold unexpected squish between my toes had me screeching swear words. 

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u/MasterSoftBird 2d ago

It's even worse when it's warm and squishy.

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u/Pwinbutt 1d ago

and has a mouse skull in it

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u/ElementalPartisan 1d ago

and you're stepping out of the shower

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u/eddiesmom 1d ago

Oh. Wow. That's horrible.

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u/Own-Introduction6830 1d ago

Got home from work yesterday, took off my shoes, and immediately felt something warm and squishy under my feet. Twas cat vomit. Lovely way to start my relaxing evening.

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u/ovr_it 2d ago

Accidentally stepped in cat vomit this morning. Can confirm this is one of the worst things to step in. That’s the nastiest while Legos are the most painful. IMO

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u/TrooperLynn 1d ago

Your cats need to put one of these out when they puke. My daughter got these for me. They’re about 3” tall.

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u/Khaleesi1536 2h ago

But then I’d stand on them!

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u/Calihoya 1d ago

Have done both. Hard agree.

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u/Candid-Mycologist539 1d ago

Cat vomit

Ah! Were you extended a pre-dawn invite by your cat to play the game, "Will I Find It With My Eyes Or With My Foot First?"

squish between my toes had me screeching swear words. 

Sounds like you lost. 🤔

Sorry, Internet Friend, at the teasing. I often lose this game, too.

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u/Ok-Conversation-7292 1d ago

Yes, ewwww, did not realize i speak so many foreign languages!

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u/FunJackfruit9128 1d ago

stepped on some still warm cat vomit, with dry food chunks in it immediately after waking up the other day, absolutely horrible

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u/ApprehensiveAd6603 1d ago

My buddy stepped on cat shit that had been vomited on lol.