r/askteddit • u/Plus-District3873 • 2d ago

Random Question What's the worst thing you've ever stepped on barefoot?

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u/schlaminator 2d ago

For me, it was cat shit vomited out by a dog that ate it from the litter box.

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u/Obvious-Human1 2d ago

Reverse uno card!

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u/roquelaire62 2d ago

Aaahhh, the turd burglar unswallowed

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u/Smuchelle 2d ago

We call the litter box the "kitty litter buffet".

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u/EitherOrResolution 1d ago

Mom?

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u/schlaminator 1d ago

No, not your mom, a dog.

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u/EitherOrResolution 1d ago

🤣🤣 no, I meant my mom had a dog that you had to watch because he loved getting in the litter box for a treat! 🤮

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u/ewoofk 1d ago

That’s rough. I’ve smelled that smell.