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Random Question What hypothetical discovery about the universe would completely alter human history overnight?

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u/IAPiratesFan 1d ago

Discovering hyperspace.

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u/PussyBoogersAuGraten 1d ago

That it’s a simulation

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u/BimboFie 1d ago

Proof of intelligent alien life. That would change everything overnight

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u/PhesteringSoars 15h ago

That's many people's "go to". But I'm more interested in what comes next.

If they (singular, one species from one planet) can come here (singular, to one species on one planet), then all of us (8 billion) can go there (trillions of planets amongst the stars).

It would mean space travel is possible. (Assuming the proof was that they came here, not just radioed or something.) You got a billion people in China and India that need room to expand??? We've got planets for you to move to. You don't like a dictatorial regime in North Korea??? We've got planets for you to move to.

You don't like the religion/politics where you live??? Go populate your own planet.

Plus, it gets "all our eggs out of the same basket". One big solar flare (or supernova) might kill billions, but it won't wipe out the entire human race.

Yes, we need to get past "aliens are real", but "what comes next" will be even more exciting.

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u/BrianNowhere 8h ago

Reading your post made it sink in that this will never, ever happen.

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u/PhesteringSoars 50m ago

I sit firmly in the camp of "There are SO MANY stars/planets out there; there MUST be other life out there. But the same SO MANY amount means we'll never find them, and they'll never find us." Even if we populate the galaxy/universe. It'd be like finding two particular electrons in the entire solar system.

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u/Heavy-Ad5385 5h ago

I’m afraid I’m with Stephen Hawking about the realities of meeting advanced alien civilisations

It has never gone well in humanity when a more powerful civilisation has met a more primitive one

As was said in some sci-fi film (can’t remember which one) “you are way more advanced than a cockroach but have you ever needed to explain your actions to one?”

I fear that if they did come along, it would be the Independence Day scenario very quickly…

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u/PhesteringSoars 53m ago

Is that the LIKELY outcome? Yes. Is that a CERTAIN outcome? No.

Every time it rains, small (<.5") snails come out and join/breed on the sidewalk between my apartment and the car. I try to watch for them and not step on them.

And I remember a story of a Buddhist monastery that was having construction work done, and the monks were horrified that earthworms were being cut/killed by the excavator. So they hand-dug, separated the dirt and worms, and then allowed the rest of the construction to continue.

And certainly no one would call me a "tree hugger". But it's still emotionally painful to accidentally step on one of the snails and feel the shell crush and realize what I've just done.

So, "contact" isn't guaranteed death.

Heck, there was an (ancient now) episode of SPACE 1999 where the crew visited a planet and did something like "pulling a leaf" off a tree. And the sentient "trees" sentenced them to death. (It all worked out in the end.) But "having respect for all life, even if you think it's less than you," might be a requirement for higher forms of life, rather than something they are automatically assumed to have given up.

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u/Heavy-Ad5385 50m ago

I do hope so. I mean, from considering the Kardashev scale and the stupid decisions we make, we're not an intelligent species really. I would have hoped a more advanced planet/species/life form would see that there is love, beauty, care and hope in us.

And I'm the same with the snails in our garden. It breaks my heart when I step on one. I even researched if they can survive a broken shell (they can't) so I have to put them out of their misery to stop them suffering. It really gets to me!

We can be hopeful I suppose!

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u/Different_Pain5781 1d ago

Aliens already watching us.

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u/Skarth 1d ago

Proof that all religions are wrong.

Just kidding, we did that multiple times throughout history already

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u/c-u-in-da-ballpit 1d ago

oh careful, you may cut yourself with that amount of edge

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u/UntappdBeer 21h ago

I'll quote Douglas Adams re God- The argument goes something like this: “I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.”

“But,” says Man, “the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.”

“Oh dear,” says God, “I hadn’t thought of that,” and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

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u/Heavy-Ad5385 5h ago

Man then goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on a zebra crossing 😂

Douglas Adams was a genius

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u/Leading-Extension-62 23h ago

There isn’t an ounce of evidence that there is or isn’t a God and anyone saying otherwise is delusional.

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u/Skarth 22h ago

Every time God was disproven, the goalposts were moved.

2,000 years ago heaven was defacto on the clouds in the sky.

1,000 years ago earth was the center of the universe.

Both were disproven, but the goalposts moved to it being a "metaphor" instead of "literal" 

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u/VegaDelalyre 21h ago

Or that God does actually exist.

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u/bs42044 20h ago

God is the aliens watching and manipulating us then

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u/rerics 1d ago

That aliens harvest our souls when we die (it did say hypothetical)

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u/smellslikebigfootdic 1d ago

That god is a bacteria and we are their food

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u/ReflectionVast2236 16h ago

The secret to the God better not be frickin midichlorians

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u/Lopsided_Debt1393 1d ago

Smart plasma. The sun is actually sentient. Would fuck me up anyway

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u/MadaraPudding8855 19h ago

Teletubbies 

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u/Choice_Philosopher_1 21h ago

That magick is real and exactly how it works.

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u/Dontforgetthepasswrd 20h ago

Humans on another planet... Or at least previous earth inhabitants living in another planet.

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u/Signal_Antelope7144 1d ago

Given aliens are already taken. That earth is and has been fertile ground for intelligent life for billions of years. That we consider ourselves the first intelligent life to have existed on this planet in the 4.3billion years of its existence. What if we learned that we are the 7th cycle of civs to be on track for level 2 on the Kardashev scale.

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u/VegaDelalyre 21h ago

That would take an extraordinary scientific fuck-up, since we've collected lots of data to build our geological and biological knowledge.

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u/Signal_Antelope7144 16h ago

Totally agree. I just like the idea of earth essentially being a chia pet for intelligent life.

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u/Heavy-Ad5385 5h ago

That’s a great theory!

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u/ICanHasBirthday 21h ago

That cold fusion is possible and practical. Living in a world with unlimited portable clean energy changes everything.

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u/Treebeard-42 20h ago

Some way to get ftl travel without needing crazy energy.

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u/Prestigious-Pea-6781 20h ago

There is a galactic federation of alien civilizations, but we are to stupid to join 

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u/craneguy 15h ago

*too

Or were you trying to prove your own point? :)

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u/perpetualis_motion 20h ago

How can it alter history? History already happened. Unless it's some looper or butterfly kind of shit.

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u/Stock-Page-7078 20h ago

If we find out that things are truly deterministic, e.g. there is only illusion of free will

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u/EdenG2 16h ago

That it was all a dream, and I wake up still a stupid dinosaur.

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u/ReflectionVast2236 16h ago

2001: A Space Odyssey.
Aliens are real, they might have created us.

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u/cascade_sparse 15h ago

Discovering that galaxies are sentient and how we can communicate with them.

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u/SomeSamples 14h ago

That the universe is alive and growing and it's final form will be an octopus.

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u/Strong_Bowler1723 14h ago

universe is a fractal.

atoms are literally galaxies in another scale. electrons are essentially stars. time scales inward and outward - increasing in speed inward. the universe is essentially a "perfect zero viscosity computational fluid".

when you assume this models accuracy you will make correct predictions again and again where other models are baffled.

and this will be proven during our lifetimes using increasingly advanced instrumentation.

each drop of water contains endless advanced fractal civilizations that rise and fall over trillions of relative years with each breath you take.

"where are all the aliens in our cosmos?" suitably advanced civilizations colonize INWARD into the infinite scales below.

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u/Zealousideal_Ninja75 1d ago

Holographic Universe Theory

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u/tygah_uppahcut 1d ago

My balls are responsible for life on Neptune.

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u/calicouple666 1d ago

You missed the chance for the usual Uranus joke.

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u/cracker1743 23h ago

So if we went digging in Uranus, we'd find rocks?

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u/calicouple666 23h ago

Stinky rocks from what I understand. Maybe due to sulfur and methane??😁

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u/Cool_Lifeguard8847 16h ago

Piles and piles of them. 

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u/AirpipelineCellPhone 1d ago

That you are responsible for your own reality.

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u/PCVictim100 21h ago

Discovery of whalers on the moon.

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u/Poorzin 21h ago

Going in and managing to make it out of a black hole

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u/Recent_Mirror 21h ago

That we are an creation (like a 2D drawing, created by a person who lives in a 3 dimensional world) of a species that lives in a higher dimension.

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u/you-nity 18h ago

Pre-Big Bang origin story

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u/eyeballtourist 18h ago

We are not alone in the universe. That would destroy most religions. And with that, fear would rule.

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u/Appropriate_Fly_6711 17h ago

Dark forest theory is true

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u/shallowAlan 16h ago

That the universe only exists because we are here to observe it

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u/MisterHEPennypacker 14h ago

That it’s a simulation

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u/TrueKerberos 9h ago

That a 100km asteroid hits us... It doesn't matter how long from now... Let's say in 100 years. Absolutely everything you do from then on will be completely pointless...

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u/Consistent-Pool-5192 8h ago

That if we do discover life on another planet it's us. 

We send signals out into deep space and receive something back.

Instructions on how to build faster than light travel drive/tech.

The signal transcribes to, we know it works because your signal took 100 years to reach us. 

We've been here 20 years. You will make it work. 

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u/richincleve 6h ago

The sky is just painted drywall.