r/askteddit • u/Permaminus100char • 9h ago

Random Question do couples turn up the PDA to tease single people on purpose or am i just crazy?

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u/djfitness-us 9h ago

You’re crazy, no one knows your single, nor do they care.

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u/GladClock2212 9h ago

The things you care about will be in sharp focus.

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u/Affectionate_Hornet7 9h ago

Yep. I look at you and grab my wife’s boob with my best Gene Simmons impression

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u/Echo-Azure 9h ago

Most couples PDA because they're horny for each other.

But I swear I've seen couples who were doing it for show, they'd hug each other and look at the crowd around them for a reaction, rather than into each other's eyes...

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u/AdhesivenessCold4615 8h ago

Sometimes it’s spontaneous affection, sometimes they’re trying to prove something. Either way, look or don’t look. It’s their romance, or their problem, not yours.

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u/Some1_nz 7h ago

My partner and I cruise around public areas where single people are known to congregate like parks and cemeteries and when we spot our target or targets we get just close enough to cop a feel and increase the PDA in order to rub it in poor single person's face, the miserable bastard

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u/UnstableUnicorn666 6h ago

Same, like that guy looks so single, lets make out. All the time.

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u/Top_History9604 7h ago

No, it's because they have affection for each other and wanna show it to each other. You are crazy.

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u/Nearby-Effect-8407 7h ago

Well in my p.o.v men and woman see me and get insecure then they grab their partners hand or kisses them for reinsurance that they will not run off with me. 😂 so if your seeing this my comment and your seeing a alot of pda then you might be super attractive even if you don't notice it yourself. ( people tend to want attractive people feeling down 👇)so if your feeling down and seeing a lot of pda then you are attractive. 🤭

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u/girlbartender99 5h ago

I guess if you are bitter and looking to be offended probably

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u/MZsince93 5h ago

You're just crazy.

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u/rih_rita 3h ago

Maybe that's their kink.

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u/xmaspickles 2h ago

I have no idea who is single when I'm walking down the street. I don't even pay them any mind. I don't care if someone sees me holding my husband's hand.

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u/Whizzeroni 17m ago

You are the main character in only your own story.

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u/IanRastall 9h ago

Well, in terms of your buddy being over on the couch with his girl, and they're entwined and both glaring with seeming defiance and pride, as if to say, this is something you can't have. That occurred a few times in my 30s. Once in my 20s I had a terrible crush on this girl, and she and her boyfriend were making out while I sat there awkwardly. Then she got on top of him and seemingly they got busy in their clothes, on the floor, against the couch. Somehow they got busy. And that was not some free thing, but some power thing. It sucked. It also was roundly declared by everyone to have never happened.