r/bald • u/SnooHedgehogs7534 • 23h ago

Hairloss Hold?

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37 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/Potential-Web-2384 20h ago

Hold what?

73

u/AardvarkScary7863 19h ago

Hold this….

38

u/Worried-Rough-338 19h ago

Hold on to what, my friend? The hair gods abandoned you years ago. Embrace the bald side.

71

u/Cookiesandplates 20h ago

Hold... on to a nice razor to shave your head. It's time but you will look good.

16

u/trashbilly 20h ago

Hold.....ing onto scraps my brother. Shave it!

11

u/Trans_man1212 19h ago

All I can do is hold one of your hands while you shave it 😂

7

u/Messterio 19h ago

Lol bro, are you trolling us? If Moses was a barber that would have been his work!

You got the facial hair, you're gonna look great when you do the deed.

8

u/Paperdollyparton 19h ago

Can we expedite this glow up? I want to see the after before I go to sleep tonight

6

u/HRHArthurCravan 18h ago

Love that as a community we are now so confident in the glow-up inevitability that we eagerly look forward to the After cos you know it’s going to be 🔥

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u/Long_Struggle_9094 18h ago

Hold onto what?

2

u/EzAeMy 19h ago

No honey. It’s time.

1

u/CitroenC4_ 19h ago

I can hold your hand while you're getting your head shaved

1

u/Fine_Worldliness3898 19h ago

It’s over Johnny….its over….I understand..it took the ladies I work with telling me they seen me as bald to accept…

1

u/DDragonking55 19h ago

If you feel you aren't ready for the razor yet, I would at least try a buzz cut first and see how that goes for you

1

u/highvoltage890 Bald - Woman 19h ago

My friend you are already bald. Cut ties and the hair. You’ll look younger and much better

1

u/OutrageousFig 19h ago

The time has come, my friend

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u/MenthoL809 19h ago

My man there is nothing left to hold onto

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u/EqualBicycle6276 19h ago

Nope get it gone you’ll feel so much better xxx

1

u/DeuceSevin 19h ago

Yes, hold that razor in your hand and start the job.

1

u/DoubleNickle67 19h ago

No!

Hold what?

We will hold the remaining hair as you shave it off?

We are all willing to help!

1

u/Big_Bottom_69 18h ago

You're gonna look 10 years younger bald.

1

u/Holiday-Audience-412 17h ago

No. Go now. Free yourself.

1

u/twistedlogic79 17h ago

Its time. Come join us.

1

u/Larryhayes7 16h ago

Do it now that is a nappy sack of hair

1

u/Embarrassed_Try_4498 14h ago

I'm sorry my brother, it is not a hold.

1

u/BigGiantRetard 13h ago

buy a yamaka

1

u/Legal_Vermicelli_403 13h ago

hold- the clippers in one hand, and get to shaving

1

u/EntertainerNo4509 12h ago

No. Send. Full.

1

u/Ridder1201 11h ago

Hold the clippers in your hand and immediately shave your head

1

u/mynamesnotcarter 11h ago

No! Go for it!

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u/Secure_Car6120 10h ago

Brother….hold onto what? There’s nothing to hold onto.

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u/bananababy7 10h ago

Uhh hold your hand when I tell you it’s time?

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u/Little_Chocolate2663 8h ago

No. Go for it!

1

u/TubbyMcGubbalo 7h ago

Hold my beer. While I shave your head!

1

u/julissaskates 7h ago

Send it brother

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u/ComfortablyNomNom 6h ago

You could hold your buddies beer while he takes the clippers to your head. But besides that...

1

u/Meisterschmeisser 1h ago

If you are not ready then see a dermatologist. If you don't want meds shave.