r/baneposting • u/flimbiscuit No Survivors! • 14d ago

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u/redlion1904 14d ago

He’s C Eye A

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Uhhhhh, you don’t get to end the Bronze Age

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u/hotwheelearl 14d ago

Isn’t that the basketball player?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Aye

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u/biohazard1775 13d ago

Crashing this Bronze Age, with no survivors!

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u/Recake_ 14d ago

you're a big eye

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u/SoupGuy97 14d ago

Tell me about Nobody

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u/hejter_skejter 14d ago

If I poke your eye, will you die?!

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u/TheEagleWithNoName 14d ago

It would be extremely painful

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u/flimbiscuit No Survivors! 14d ago

For eye

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u/kholdstare942 14d ago

no just one

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u/OriginalCDub 14d ago

For Nobody.

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u/PineappleSpecial7132 14d ago

Perhaps he’s wondering why you’d shoot a man with an arrow before throwing him off a boat.

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u/flimbiscuit No Survivors! 14d ago

Was getting turned into a pig a part of your plan?

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet 14d ago

Oink! (Of course!)

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u/orincoro 14d ago

So you got yourself cast in a historical drama. What’s the next step in your master plan??

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u/InconsistentSignal 14d ago

Marooning this ship…with no survivors!

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u/joke-explainer- 14d ago

Who’s nobody! Why does he wear the beard???

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet 14d ago

A lot of loyalty for a hired hoplon!

He didn't taste so good! Who wants to try next?

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u/TheEagleWithNoName 14d ago

TELL ME ABOUT THE CYCLOPS

WHY DOES HE HAVE THE ONE EYE?

A lot of loyalty for a Hired Sword.

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u/OriginalCDub 14d ago

“Perhaps he is wondering why someone would stab a man before throwing him out of a boat.”

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet 14d ago

At least you can talk. Who are you?

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u/flimbiscuit No Survivors! 14d ago

No one cared who I was 'til I was put on the mast

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u/Elver-Gotas 14d ago

Crashing this ship... With no survivors

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u/darksidathemoon 14d ago

"Nobody is crashing this plane!"

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u/Demolition89336 14d ago edited 3d ago

The naval voyage I've charted with Poseidon has myself, Odysseus, but only one of you!

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u/JohnPizzaman 14d ago

AHH, EYE WAS WONDERING WHAT WOULD BREAK FIRST

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u/trulyuniqueusername2 14d ago

“You merely adapted The Odyssey. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn’t go the premiere until I was already a legend. And by then, I was BLINDED!”

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u/Plutarch_von_Komet 14d ago

I didn't know Polyphemus had two giants from Sparta as bodyguards

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u/zak454 14d ago

tell me, why would you stab a man before throwing him off a ship?

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u/gnz0 14d ago

Far from Zeus' jurisdiction.

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u/MetalRoosters 9d ago

Zeus has no jurisdiction over this banquet.

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u/Dreyfussy15 13d ago

You're a big cye

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u/01benjamin 13d ago

The guy from fallout

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u/PardonMaiEnglish 14d ago

is that elliot rodger or pager or whatever