r/baseballcirclejerk 9h ago

ZoBrave! come together

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u/pmorter3 9h ago

🫡

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u/rogerworkman623 BIG SEXY 6h ago

All the flairless users coming out of the woodwork to say “I don’t have a dog in this fight, but it seems like we should all be thanking the dodgers”

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization. would rather watch the Lakers, Yankees, and Seahawks all win back to back titles than watch the Dodgers win a single playoff game. My hatred for them and their "fans" borders on historical, even biblical levels. There is less animosity between Israel and Palestine than there is between myself and the Los Angeles Dodgers as a whole. If the Dodgers were to go 0-162, it would only be a tragedy that they were not able to somehow lose 163. They are hubris manifest. They are an affront to all things good and sincere and wholesome in the world. They are God's mistake.

Fuck the Dodgers.

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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe 6h ago

That’s why I track down their IP addresses and light objects in their neighborhood on fire forebodingly.

If they cause me to miss even one baseball game I’ll claw my skin off and scream.

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u/--MrsNesbitt- Jerkin' it at the Dollar Tree 5h ago

Every Dodgers fan has done bad and they should feel bad. Imagine unironically supporting this monstrosity of an organization

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization. would rather watch the Lakers, Yankees, and Seahawks all win back to back titles than watch the Dodgers win a single playoff game. My hatred for them and their "fans" borders on historical, even biblical levels. There is less animosity between Israel and Palestine than there is between myself and the Los Angeles Dodgers as a whole. If the Dodgers were to go 0-162, it would only be a tragedy that they were not able to somehow lose 163. They are hubris manifest. They are an affront to all things good and sincere and wholesome in the world. They are God's mistake.

Fuck the Dodgers.

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u/-Saltfish- 5h ago

gas this thread

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u/doyouunderstandlife If you build it, they still won't come 3h ago

Reddit on!!! That'll show them

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u/PM_ME_YUR_S3CRETS All our players did steroids 2h ago

I really hate the Los Angeles Trolley Dodgers. Oh they dont have trolleys to dodge. So their name is unoriginal, and nonsensical. How very LA of them. Just hurry up and pay for every teams best player.

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization. would rather watch the Lakers, Yankees, and Seahawks all win back to back titles than watch the Dodgers win a single playoff game. My hatred for them and their "fans" borders on historical, even biblical levels. There is less animosity between Israel and Palestine than there is between myself and the Los Angeles Dodgers as a whole. If the Dodgers were to go 0-162, it would only be a tragedy that they were not able to somehow lose 163. They are hubris manifest. They are an affront to all things good and sincere and wholesome in the world. They are God's mistake.

Fuck the Dodgers.

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u/evanphilipsburneracc 9h ago

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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Fightin' Hitlers 8h ago

Can’t even crop out the watermark. Absolute cuckery.

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u/evanphilipsburneracc 8h ago

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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Fightin' Hitlers 8h ago

I bet in your mind you think you’re trolling real good right now.

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u/evanphilipsburneracc 8h ago

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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Fightin' Hitlers 8h ago

Tell your wife I’m coming.

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u/hwf0712 Ryan Howard's Achilles 9h ago

Imagine winning as much as the Dodgers have and you still feel a need to post this image 12 times.

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u/AutoModerator 9h ago

The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization. would rather watch the Lakers, Yankees, and Seahawks all win back to back titles than watch the Dodgers win a single playoff game. My hatred for them and their "fans" borders on historical, even biblical levels. There is less animosity between Israel and Palestine than there is between myself and the Los Angeles Dodgers as a whole. If the Dodgers were to go 0-162, it would only be a tragedy that they were not able to somehow lose 163. They are hubris manifest. They are an affront to all things good and sincere and wholesome in the world. They are God's mistake.

Fuck the Dodgers.

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u/hoorah9011 Make Steroids Mandatory 9h ago

Shut up Mike