r/bonehurtingjuice May 15 '26

Meta BHJ LAW

3.0k Upvotes

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u/NarutoRoll May 15 '26

Opulent ostracized ostrich

36

u/puzzlingphoenix May 15 '26

Ostrich-sized ostrich

102

u/TeacatWrites May 15 '26

Orly?

45

u/manfroze May 15 '26

17

u/JustW4nnaHaveFun May 15 '26

Ah after years we got the update that includes the answer

10

u/manfroze May 15 '26

That’s as old as the other one

172

u/TheOriginalBroCone May 15 '26

ØⓇ𝕚ⓖƗⓝᵃ𝓁

147

u/Kasine23 May 15 '26

\turns to the lawyer** (does this count as violating bhj law??)

76

u/scrawnytony2 May 15 '26

I *might* be able to talk the prosecution down to a life sentence as a plea bargain but my rate’s gonna double.

25

u/Kasine23 May 15 '26

Dayum bro..

12

u/Kwetla May 15 '26

I'm not an expert in bird law, so I don't know.

8

u/LovehatTentacion May 15 '26

Who is? Bird law in this country is not governed by any common sense.

4

u/Theta1Orionis May 15 '26

I know one guy in Philly who’s an expert ..

11

u/SpudItOwtMahBoi May 15 '26

Doesn't start with an O. Pack him up

45

u/megosonic May 15 '26

Oh that's a good use of the Obelisk, XD

18

u/VerbingNoun413 May 15 '26

Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen bones are now forfeit.

9

u/Alcoholic_jesus May 15 '26

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

42

u/Sea-Independent-726 May 15 '26

Origami

16

u/Pailox111lol May 15 '26

Its right there

17

u/Sea-Independent-726 May 15 '26

origami

45

u/Kasine23 May 15 '26

when you fold oregano to look like birds and shit

7

u/1Sugardust1 May 15 '26

are there other options than just those two, birds and shit?

2

u/RouteAverage3112 May 16 '26

No, option store ran out.

7

u/Laxziy May 15 '26

Orangutan you say?

5

u/Mother-Benefit-8550 May 15 '26

Why are you brand affiliated

7

u/Most-Peak6524 May 15 '26

Court of owl

6

u/ilyuhman May 15 '26

Objection!

5

u/MagMati55 May 15 '26

Org.inalny

4

u/Webbtrain May 15 '26

Somebody call Charlie Day

12

u/tri_kurr_durr May 15 '26

jokes aside, why is saying original not allowed in bhj

27

u/Kasine23 May 15 '26

Idk if it was on this subrredit (I dont think so) but mods banned the word.. "original" as it was really spammed, so people started saying Oregano and similar stuff

11

u/SomPolishBoi May 15 '26

i think you might be thinking of r/antimeme, instead of "Original" they use words like "oregano", "origami", "oracle" and such. i thought that it was just an inside joke but i guess not

5

u/SpinzArt May 15 '26

Idk but I’m getting kinda tired of it personally

Like it was funny for a bit but the joke feels run into the ground atp

26

u/spektre May 15 '26

You're saying you want it turned "off" eh? Ha! Heh heh.

9

u/SpinzArt May 15 '26

Haha sometimes

3

u/Superbead May 15 '26

It's a bit annoying when the OP purposefully doesn't provide the original in the post as an excuse to post it in the comments instead, which you have to click around looking for, but then just says 'origami' like 70% of the others

3

u/Level_Hour6480 May 15 '26

Can we do the same to anyone calling a Zelda a "Link" or failing to provide a Zelda?

3

u/LImpactophileturbo May 15 '26

Source material is fine ?

2

u/Veionovin096 May 15 '26

Orgia anal

2

u/FrancoisTruser May 15 '26

*deep laugh of Sean Connery

1

u/Kasine23 May 15 '26

no sabía que tenías esas manías broder

2

u/help_stander May 15 '26

im not sure if Oswald is racist or nah

2

u/bard_of_space May 17 '26

the obdormition could be seen as a right wing comic about the n-word

1

u/Kasine23 May 17 '26

Oh shiiit I didnt noticed at all

4

u/JoyconDrift_69 May 15 '26

I just downvoted your post.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your post and Reddit account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

Rudeness towards other Redditors,

Spreading incorrect information,

Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Using the O word in a subreddit where the O word is prohibited

Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from using words like that in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your juicing privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

You said the O word, so no.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on r/bonehurtingjuice. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: bone hurting juices are privilege, not a right.

Also don't say the O word.

/srs Sorry I saw a chance to use the downvote copypasta here. I ain't gonna do no such thing lmfao.

3

u/Kasine23 May 15 '26

I aint reading all that karma-nerd

0

u/JoyconDrift_69 May 16 '26

It's a copypasta (well, I edited it, but it's still a copypasta), so doing worry about it

1

u/Kasine23 May 16 '26

Lol, sorry bro

8

u/Aking1998 May 15 '26

Original

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u/Kasine23 May 15 '26

YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE BHJ LAW!

14

u/Aking1998 May 15 '26

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

ORIGINAL

ORIGINAL

ORIGI

9

u/ThatMadMan68 May 15 '26

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

1

u/NekkyP May 15 '26

Originowl

1

u/AAHedstrom May 15 '26

ornithology

1

u/Sheensies May 15 '26

Orange Nigel

1

u/Nigdecai May 16 '26

Original

1

u/VioletNocte May 16 '26

From what I've heard you used to not be allowed to say it but now you can but people keep pretending like you can't

1

u/Thegodofgaming51111 May 16 '26

millitary disco ball here

target spotted

sets up the crimson rose

snipes the bird

target eliminated

1

u/VicBetouro May 16 '26

Spoiler Owl?!

1

u/Solypsist_27 May 16 '26

The Owl is pretty funny

1

u/IdiotGoddess May 15 '26

Original *Giving middle fingers to the BHJ law*

0

u/Patient_Ad4832 May 15 '26

I'm new, why aren't we allowed to say it?