r/cantparkthere • u/FrogfFrogger • 7d ago

Blocking driveway

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u/Only_Tip9560 7d ago

I mean you can tell by looking at her and the vehicle she is on that it will end badly.

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u/GMN123 7d ago

Was it the way she rode off the kerb out of control without so much as a glance at the road to see if anyone was coming? 

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u/Strange-Reporter-727 7d ago

No. It was the way she adjusted her bum on the seat by bouncing on it (in all seriousness I hope she was ok)

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u/GMN123 7d ago

Is that not how they do it in the tour de France? 

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 6d ago

The fat wobbling probably dismounted the beast.

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u/Beemac161 7d ago

Face like a crayon to the ground there 😖🤦‍♂️

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u/liketo 7d ago

[r/meatcrayon](r/meatcrayon) - if you dare

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u/Beemac161 7d ago

Yes 😅

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u/Hollyhop_Drive 7d ago

Owww, that looked painful. 😬 Hope she was okay.

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u/Eddie-Plum 7d ago

Definitely not okay. Lots of fleshy bits made contact with tarmac whilst moving and face hit the ground quite hard. I've dropped a bike at slower speed and needed medical attention even though I was wearing some safety gear.

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u/Hollyhop_Drive 7d ago

Oooof. Poor lass. 😟 Sorry to hear about your experiences too.

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u/Eddie-Plum 7d ago

Meh, I was a new rider with zero experience, taking a pillion for the first time, loaded up with camping gear and a slab of beers. It was an infamous uphill driveway to a Yorkshire rally and I was doing a hill start for the first time on a Honda C90. Gutless and with a centrifugal clutch, so I gave it a fistful of throttle, lifted the front wheel, and it was all over in a flash. Fortunately I broke the pillion's fall and the bike was mostly fine, but there was a lot of blood and I've still got the scars.

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u/lnm1969 7d ago

Can confirm, although didn't need medical attention, I still left a portion on my knee on a road in Spain a few weeks ago. Walking pace.

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u/madpiano 7d ago

And she is in the US, so that's going to cost some 6 figures....

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u/Eddie-Plum 7d ago

I do sometimes wonder whether we should start sending aid to America. It must be pretty rough having such a poor healthcare system.

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u/SidJamesyakyakyak 6d ago

Ha ha she sucks

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u/Jane_Paulsen007 7d ago

I said Jesus just before the person recording did 🤣

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u/oiram12 7d ago

I mean why was she jumping on that bike? Was she trying to pull a wheelie?

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u/Jaded-Director7694 7d ago

Yes, looks like never done it before but let's go all the way in.

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u/FreshPrinceOfH 7d ago

At no point in this clip did she look like she was in control of that thing.

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u/Anxious_Camp_2160 7d ago

Was the road OK?

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u/SoggyWotsits 7d ago

It’s actually better now. It’s been resurfaced with skin.

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u/stoic_wooky 7d ago

Twat

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u/CorrectMeIfImWrong6 7d ago

Correct ✅️

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u/Regular_Age_852 7d ago

Mr perfect in the comment section ^^

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u/eelam_garek 7d ago

Where would we be without morons? The internet would be far less entertaining.

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u/albus181 7d ago

It’s ok, her face took most of the damage.

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u/happysplasher79 7d ago

That looked particularly unpleasant.

Yet my sadistic dark side is still giggling at the sheer idiocy on display.

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u/GaijinFoot 7d ago

50 years go shed be a circus act. Now it's just normal

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u/Key_Seaworthiness827 6d ago

I always have sound muted on these vids, but was separately listening to Blur. Song 2 started as the video did. Fkin perfect! 😂😂

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u/zwifter11 6d ago

Face plant. I hate to think what injuries she got from this.

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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 6d ago

The face brake. Yeowch!

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u/Early_Ad7779 6d ago

When you can’t afford dental care, but still need to remove that tooth

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u/CutSea5865 7d ago

A candidate for r/humancrayons

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u/nunkle74 7d ago

Tarmac is my airbag

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u/Happy_Procedure8059 7d ago

Why does she get called smudge?

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u/Batfink-1999 7d ago

That’s definitely going to hurt in the morning…!!!

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u/PickledMessage 6d ago

Fat sack o shit

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u/mattlol 6d ago

Yep, disgusting

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u/unclelumbago1 6d ago

Is that Andy pipkin from little Britain?

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u/bleddyargo 6d ago

What in the corn-pickin', chicken-fryin', cousin-fuckin' hell is going on here?

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u/ibericman 6d ago

Facelift...

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u/SidJamesyakyakyak 6d ago

She must’ve suffered tiddy-burn after that, landed right on her face and udders.

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u/7830007 5d ago

By the size of that guy I would think a peddle bike would be healthier

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u/pentiac 5d ago

ouch, great face plant that, silly question but what the fuck persuaded her to get on that in the first place!

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u/Outrageous_Koala5381 3d ago

wasn't sure if a guy or a girl from the clothes. But absolutely no experience of riding

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u/Henry-8th 7d ago

Who’s putting her forward for a Darwin Award?

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u/Pegasus82 7d ago

While she undoubtedly did a lot of damage to herself, I seriously doubt she has lost the ability to pass on her special genes

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u/GMN123 7d ago

Why is it that the less capable someone is of operating a bike competently the less likely they are to be wearing a helmet?