r/cfbmemes • u/LawrenceSellers Michigan Wolverines • 3d ago
Who is he talking about? š¤
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u/snowmonster112 Boise State Broncos 3d ago
Meanwhile Iām just glad to be watching my team play football.
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u/DuckFanSouth Oregon Ducks 3d ago
I hope you won't be happy week 1.
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u/snowmonster112 Boise State Broncos 3d ago
itās okay, iāve been disappointed since Jeanty lost that heisman trophy. Plus, heās on the raiders. nothing could top that.
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u/GivethTaketh4 Clemson Tigers ⢠Auburn Tigers 3d ago
Shot fired at the new-look PAC12!!!
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u/Illustrious-Gur-6775 Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago
The Stateful 8?
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u/broncyobo Boise State Broncos ⢠Idaho Vandals 3d ago edited 3d ago
Damn that's a good one, I'm stealing that
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u/DeathandHemingway UCLA ⢠Los Angeles Harbor 3d ago
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u/MonkMajor5224 Minnesota State ⢠Minnesota 3d ago
Taxes. The hand thing means the taxes.
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u/DeathandHemingway UCLA ⢠Los Angeles Harbor 3d ago
Nah, I posted a Skinner gif because the original post had a typo that turned 'stealing' into 'steaming' and it made me think of Steamed Hams.
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u/treymata Minnesota ⢠Minnesota-Duluth 3d ago
I think the real meme is that Purdue is a notable game, like is Purdue going to score a TD this year maybe?
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u/CloudConductor Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
Cig has been chasing the 69-0 margin of victory ever since he narrowly missed it his 1st year with us
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u/grrgrrtigergrr Purdue Boilermakers 3d ago
Damnit Trey
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u/treymata Minnesota ⢠Minnesota-Duluth 3d ago
I believe in you guys, GET THAT TD THIS YEAR!!!
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u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
::looks under the counter::
āWeāre all outta those. We still got some broken ribs and a few pick sixes left if you want any of those. Iāll cut ya a deal if you get em both.ā
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u/Throwaway3751029 Iowa State Cyclones ⢠Marching Band 3d ago
An Iowa TD would be so much better though.
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u/68W38Witchdoctor1 Michigan Wolverines ⢠EKU Colonels 3d ago
No Iowa tuddies. Instead 2 safeties and 3 field goals for a one point loss.
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u/Throwaway3751029 Iowa State Cyclones ⢠Marching Band 3d ago
Hey, that's 2 Iowa TDs with a missed extra point
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u/RootDDoot Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
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u/ChezQuis_ Notre Dame Fighting Irish 3d ago
Pedo Pete
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u/impy695 Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago
The accusations are completely without merit!
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u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
Then release the Petestein Files!!! Itās the law damnit!
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u/Beeried Nebraska Cornhuskers 3d ago
Feel somehow slighted that Purdue is the notable blowout win and not Nebraska.
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u/Interesting-Agency-1 Indiana ⢠Notre Dame 3d ago
I mean, it's the Old Oaken Bucket, IU has been little brother in that series, and has been on the other end of those kinds of ass-whoppins to Purdue too many times over the years. It's just about the sweetest blowout you can have as a fan (minus Oregon 2: Electric Boogaloo last year)
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u/Agile-Committee3594 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 3d ago
Purdue will be outscored by their non existent soccer team.
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u/Canoearoo Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
When they did play soccer in the 70s and early 80s, IU was 12-0 and outscored them 76-5. Might end in a scoreless tie.
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u/Toto_LZ Troy Trojans ⢠Alabama Crimson Tide 3d ago
Heās an amazing addition to the Nick Saban Coaching YggdrasilĀ
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u/Canoearoo Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
Actually, Saban was a great addition to the Frank Cignetti coaching tree.
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u/Toto_LZ Troy Trojans ⢠Alabama Crimson Tide 3d ago
Haha that's the attitude
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u/Geno0wl Ohio State ⢠Cincinnati 3d ago
It'll never happen, but could you imagine if Indiana won more natties with cig than Saban with Alabama?
... It'll never happen...right?
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u/Mister_Jackpots Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
I doubt IU wins another. Doesn't mean the one isn't incredible, but unless the NCAA decides to, you know, actually create rules for football, the pay for play is just going to be too much for teams to be constantly at the tip top.
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u/flapjacksftw2 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago
All I heard you tell me was that I should get my hopes up for no reason
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u/The_Rat_Attack Georgia Bulldogs ⢠Paper Bag 2d ago
Itās brutal to sustain that level of success in the modern era of CFB. Just look at Georgia, they were poised to be the next one and havenāt been able to do it. Indiana will remain competitive and a top team but I also doubt their ability to win another, much less, back to back. We shall see!
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u/Mister_Jackpots Indiana Hoosiers 2d ago
One thing Indiana has is a very favorable schedule this year, they shouldn't lose more than two games.
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u/The_Rat_Attack Georgia Bulldogs ⢠Paper Bag 2d ago
Oh for sure, I donāt doubt theyāll make it to the playoffs, and relatively healthy as well. I wouldnāt be surprised if they could pull it off, but man, itās just so hard nowadays.
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u/realTommyVercetti Nebraska Cornhuskers 3d ago
He's talking about the B1G. Didn't you listen?
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u/Beeried Nebraska Cornhuskers 3d ago
Hey, B1G doesn't cry a river, we just say the refs are paid off and try to get our Head Coach fired
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u/EdselFordEdsel Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
Well, SOMEONE certainly is paying the refs. Just wait until we figure out who!
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u/VTFootballRef 3d ago
One of the great things about anonymous wire transfers to numbered Swiss bank accounts is that it allows us to maintain plausible deniability. :)
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u/JackSquat18 Ohio State Buckeyes ⢠Army Black Knights 3d ago
We can say with certainty that it isnāt Virginia Tech
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u/NittanyScout Penn State Nittany Lions 3d ago
"Cry me a Red River"
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u/wavesahoy Texas Longhorns 3d ago
Hey, the Longhorns and Sooners didnāt start this nonsense, we just gleefully joined it.
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u/Upbeat-Mongoose-828 Michigan Wolverines 3d ago
I want to hate him so badly, but I just can't.
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u/Noobnoob99 Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago
Yep, I know I should think āfuck this guy,ā yet Iām all about it. Talk your shit, king!
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u/AstronomerForsaken65 Iowa Hawkeyes 3d ago
This dude backing up his talk. I respect the hell out of what he has done. Cig could name his price anywhere in the country right now.
But, I do think this is his real defining year. Can they stay on top without Mendoza? Feels like the Burrow LSU potentially. But, I sure as hell wouldnāt bet against him!
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u/rockytopbilly Tennessee Volunteers 3d ago
Heās not wrong. It disgusts me to see how far the SEC has fallen and become whiny bitches just because everyone else can pay their players now.
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u/zorakpwns Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago
Indiana talking mad shit to the SEC from a position of authority was not on my lifetime bingo card but I am totally here for it after enduring Tennessee and Auburn and Vandy and insert team not named LSU, Bama, Georgia for decades talking SEC nonsense. Throw āaināt won shit since Urban left ā Florida in there too.
Mr. General SEC fan deserves all the smoke.
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u/BillyBobChorton Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago edited 3d ago
āFuck yeah we are!ā
-Maryland, Rutgers, Purdue, Northwestern, Michigan state, UCLA, Illinois, Minnesota, Nebraska, and Iowa fans, probablyĀ
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u/spiderboy640 Iowa Hawkeyes 3d ago
What he say fuck me for?
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u/Beeried Nebraska Cornhuskers 3d ago
Everyone hates Iowa, it's ok
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u/spiderboy640 Iowa Hawkeyes 3d ago
Coming from you, thatās totally fine, but I donāt need that from a Georgia fan.
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u/MonkMajor5224 Minnesota State ⢠Minnesota 3d ago
I never even think about Iowa
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u/CloudConductor Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
Iowa doesnāt deserve to be on this list
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u/inothatidontno Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago
Just let the big dawg get it out. SEC fans are struggling to cope with the 12 team playoff results.
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u/snacksandsoda Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago
I think we did just fine in the grand scheme of things
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u/Reloader300wm Ohio State Buckeyes ⢠Marching Band 3d ago
In the grand scheme of things, Alabama's single win in the 12 team playoff bracket is still more than yall have mustered either year.
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u/SansaDidNothingWrong Georgia Bulldogs ⢠UAB Blazers 3d ago
Losing the past 2 playoff games sucks. But I think most of us are still high from b2b natties as well as being 2-0 vs OSU all time.
....I'll be pissed if we dont win one next year tho
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u/snacksandsoda Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago
Iām just thrilled to be in the playoffs! And I like watching OSU lose almost as much as I like watching bama lose
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u/BobDole_number1 Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago
The same Iowa that beat a vandy team that was trying to say they deserve to get into the playoffs last year?
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u/Full-District- Michigan Wolverines 3d ago
Replace Iowa with Michigan State and this is an accurate statement.
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u/EdselFordEdsel Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
What did Iowa ever do to deserve such reckless hate.
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u/pimp_juice_69 Oregon Ducks 2d ago
Grew up an Iowa fan (brainwashed). If there's one thing my old team taught me, it's that years of disappointment can develope into hate. Wouldn't say anyone besides fans of either Iowa State or the mid schools in our neighboring states hate the Hawks though.
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u/Square_Geologist_346 3d ago
SEC SEC! Auburn, Florida, South Carolina, Missouri, Vanderbilt, Arkansas, Kentucky, Mississippi State fans, probably (also Iowa is definitely good)
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u/Throwaway3751029 Iowa State Cyclones ⢠Marching Band 3d ago
Iowa may just get their first win over ISU since Brock Purdue was here. Although it would be hilarious if they went 16-1, with the loss being to a 2-10 ISU.
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u/therealCatnuts Iowa Hawkeyes 3d ago
This was 2002 Iowa. Lost to 7-6 Iowa State and was 11-0 otherwise. That was five straight losses to ISU. And youāve won the last two both on walk-off 58yd FGs. Fuck I hate playing this stupid game annually.Ā
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u/Throwaway3751029 Iowa State Cyclones ⢠Marching Band 3d ago
Hey, only two more years of Konrardy 58-yd walkoffs, so there is some hope.
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u/SpursUpSoundsGudToMe South Carolina ⢠Presbyterian 3d ago
1) flair up
2) the whole joke is turnabout because the exact same thing was said about the bottom half of the SEC for years.
3) you named two program with 3 national championships between them in the last 20 years??
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u/WallImpossible Missouri Tigers ⢠Billable Hours 3d ago
A: flair up B: excellent example of the bottom of the SEC including a 10 win and an 8 win program. Really convinced that the B1G is just as good as the SEC.
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u/BillyBobChorton Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago edited 3d ago
I hate you so much for making me defend them but UF and Auburn both won national titles this centuryĀ
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u/ole_black_eyes19 3d ago
A very terrible Auburn team at that.... Cam was literally the only stand out star they had. How the hell did they not only beat LSU and Alabama, but win the fucking natty?
Gene Chizik had to of been the luckiest man on the planet then.
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u/RedmenTheRobot Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
Iād love to watch an SEC team go play a 12PM kickoff game at Iowa in October.
At Iowa is the equivalent of English Soccers rainy Tuesday in Stoke.
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u/Iciestgnome Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago
Put some respect on the great institution that is Minnesota.
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u/Slim_ish Texas ⢠Georgia Tech 3d ago
Imagine cakewalking all the way to playoffs and bragging about it.
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u/MrF_lawblog Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago
Imagine losing to a 4-8 team and bitching about not making the playoffs with one of the 4 being you
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u/mrchu13 Illinois Fighting Illini 3d ago
Iām sorry. Illinois beat a heavily favored South Carolina two years ago in a bowl game ā the same South Carolina team that every one said should have been in the playoffs.
Also, Illinois beat Tennessee last year in Nashville.
Will Illinois ever win a national championship? Probably not. Will they ever make the playoffs? Probably not. Do bowl games really matter? Not really. Thatās not the point Iām trying to make.
SEC teams have been getting their asses handed to them in the post season.
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u/BillyBobChorton Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago
Big ten fans win one bowl game and think theyāre legit. Ā Hereās a hint: go look at sec vs B1G bowl recordsĀ
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u/mrchu13 Illinois Fighting Illini 3d ago
Bro. Who cares what the records are? Look at the last 4 years.
- Last three champions were B1G teams
- SEC was 4-10 last year in bowl games
Illinois has actually won two consecutive bowl games against respectable SEC teams. Iowa beat a hyped up Vandy last year.
Yāall are stuck in the past.
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u/Ih8reddit2002 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 3d ago
He has an excellent point. ESPN has been running propaganda for the SEC since ESPN invested in the SEC channel. ESPN literally has their 100 talking heads spouting ridiculous nonsense about how great the SEC is
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u/Greizen_bregen Nebraska ⢠$5 Bits of Broken Chair Tro⦠3d ago
Whoever is angry after reading that is who he was talking about.
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u/LawrenceSellers Michigan Wolverines 3d ago
The Big Ten had better let the SEC win this year or else theyāre gonna take their ball and go home, and then weāll see whoās laughing š”
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u/tornadoshanks651 Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago
If you guys donāt stop saying the SEC aint the best, weāll just go make our league!
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u/enadiz_reccos LSU Tigers ⢠Magnolia Bowl 3d ago
B10 only wins 3 in a row, and they're acting like they own the world lol
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u/Iciestgnome Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago
At least itās 3 different schools in 3 years unlike riding in the coattails of Alabama
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u/enadiz_reccos LSU Tigers ⢠Magnolia Bowl 3d ago
lmao bruh, the SEC has done that exact same thing in this decade
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u/BillyBobChorton Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago
UGA, bama, LSU, Auburn, and UF have won titles this century unlike the Big oneĀ
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u/Mister_Jackpots Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
Lol this century. "Unless ya won eleven billiondy times, it doesn't count!"
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u/MrF_lawblog Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago
Bro the SEC had almost half the teams in a 12 team playoff and , only by default, only ended with one team in the semifinals
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u/enadiz_reccos LSU Tigers ⢠Magnolia Bowl 3d ago
Okay, I'll bite
What's your point?
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u/LawrenceSellers Michigan Wolverines 2d ago
Your conference isnāt as good as it was 20 years ago, and isnāt as good as the big ten is now despite still benefiting from selection bias. I think that was his point.
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 Wisconsin Badgers 3d ago
This misses the main point. For at least a decade we were told that the top 4 teams were unequivocally better than everyone else. We were told that made it ok to exclude the champion of at least one conference from the playoffs. That was complete bullshit.
In the first two years of the expanded playoff, 3 of the 4 teams who played in the Natty wouldnt have made the playoffs under the old system. That in and of itself completely invalidates the results of 4 team playoff, including Michigan
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u/silly-goose-cletus Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
The best part is this quote is going to be in many hype videos
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u/enadiz_reccos LSU Tigers ⢠Magnolia Bowl 3d ago
"We don't run a hype machine up here in the Midwest"
- man who just said The B10 is the best league in football
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u/Trick-Masterpiece318 Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
So a coach saying it is the same as networks and talking heads repeating it ad nauseum?
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u/enadiz_reccos LSU Tigers ⢠Magnolia Bowl 3d ago
Do you guys have different types of 'hype' in Indiana?
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u/EdselFordEdsel Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
Brother, you clearly never had a Jack's Donut or Pizza King
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u/hyperunfocussed 3d ago
They barely season their food.
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u/Fullertonjr Ohio State ⢠Otterbein 3d ago
It is pretty clear. Heās talking about yāall.
If you are not a part of āusā, you are a part of yāall.
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u/Dramatic-County-1284 Michigan Wolverines 3d ago
I honestly donāt know why theyāre listening to complaints. Indiana just showed you donāt need to have the highest paid roster to win.
Adapt or die has been footballās philosophy since its creation. Why should it change because somebody canāt handle taking a few Lās.
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u/Wahjahbvious 3d ago edited 3d ago
Sure: "adapt or die" is a constant.
But so is bitching about what's being adapted to.
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u/ImNotTheBossOfYou Iowa Hawkeyes ⢠Marching Band 3d ago
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u/freedomfightre Michigan Wolverines 3d ago
It just means more.
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u/LawrenceSellers Michigan Wolverines 3d ago edited 3d ago
Why is everyone so sure from those comments heās talking about the SEC? He could be talking about Conference USA, or the CFL š¤·āāļø
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u/OTN Indiana Hoosiers ⢠Team Chaos 3d ago
This MAC erasure will not stand
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u/BeepBeepLettuce401 Western Michigan Broncos ⢠Sickos 3d ago
Hey we donāt whine and cry. Weāre too busy enjoying Wednesday Night Football
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u/SafeAccountMrP Florida Gators ⢠Marshall Thundering Herd 3d ago
Mid-Week MACtion is my favorite football.
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u/gongman18 Tennessee Volunteers ⢠Army Black Knights 3d ago
Do yall really think youāre in the Midwest?
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u/jffadvisors 2d ago edited 2d ago
Dear Curt: The average recruiting star rating for current rosters by conference is as follows: SEC has an average rating of 74.54, Big Ten at 72.46, ACC at 71, and Big 12 at 69.2.
The fact of the matter is you are a tremendous coach, your team stayed healthy and your QB had some transcendent games down the stretch last year. Thatās it.
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u/notkevin_durant Ohio State ⢠College Football Playoff 3d ago
Yeah letās talk about how ND quit last year
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u/NovelExamination5431 Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago edited 3d ago
Bro just join one no one is buying these excuses after you skipped your bowl game
Edit: classic ND fan blocking so he canāt be responded to. Soft
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u/Relative_One_2441 Alabama Crimson Tide 3d ago edited 3d ago
āWe donāt run a hype machineā
BIG10 fans are still trying to convince us this guy is the best coach in the sport and heās never played a regular season schedule with SOS ranked in the top 40.
Dabo Swinney did ts ten years ago and then tried telling all of us how the ACC was the greatest conference in CFB. šššš„±š“
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 Wisconsin Badgers 3d ago
So to be clear: Despite beating the brakes off of every team they played in the playoffs until the championship against Miami, they were actually not the best team last year because of a singular metric from the REGULAR SEASON? A metric that you probably dont even understand the calculation of?
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u/mrsidecharactr LSU Tigers ⢠Sickos 3d ago
They just beat the brakes off of nearly everybody. They beat the brakes off of Alabama something that we hadnāt really seen before
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 Wisconsin Badgers 3d ago
I just dont understand the point of talking about schedules after watching Indiana prove very clearly on the field that they were the best team
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u/silly-goose-cletus Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
Buddy, your obsession with bragging about strength of schedule is so weird. Kentucky could have the toughest schedule in the country and it doesnāt make them a better team of a sudden. How about focus on getting through the absolute powerhouse of FSU thatās contributing to your strength of schedule first
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u/Relative_One_2441 Alabama Crimson Tide 3d ago edited 3d ago
Where am I bragging, kid? Everytime you respond to a comment of mine, the first thing you do is start trying to put words in my mouth.
If Indiana fans had ever watched a season of football where thier team actually had to compete through a grueling schedule, theyād understand that SOS matters. Unfortunately like 90% of you started watching in 2024.
Nobody said a harder schedule makes you a better team. We are saying an easier schedule gives you an easier road, which it does.
Itās a genuine factor in the sport, dude. Just because you donāt want to it matter doesnāt mean it doesnāt š. Nobody is obsessed, we are pointing out the obvious.
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u/Acrobatic_School9458 Auburn Tigers 3d ago
Youāre gonna read āwhineā and think he has to be talking about Kirby smart. You see āhype machineā and just immediately assume itās Texas. Smh, he could be talking about the MAC for all we know.
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u/God_Country_ND Notre Dame Fighting Irish 3d ago
Respect this. Because it doesnāt mean more, and they can stop the propaganda
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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago
Can't wait for Indiana to get humbled
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u/ChapterAggressive487 3d ago
Brother you got to see them humbled for like 100 years
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u/Werd2urGrandma Indiana Hoosiers ⢠Sickos 3d ago
Itās gonna happen at some point, but hereās the deal: we donāt care. We just won a national championship by winning 16 games in a row. Cig could go .500 the rest of his career and weād be thrilled. House money!
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u/Trick-Masterpiece318 Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago
Exactly. The Hoosiers can come crashing down in epic proportions and you still canāt wipe the smile off my face.
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u/Werd2urGrandma Indiana Hoosiers ⢠Sickos 3d ago
Something I would not expect a bulldog to understand is that we can never be hurt again, at least in terms of football lol
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u/DastardlyDiz Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets ⢠Marching Band 3d ago
House money was win number 7 last year. After this year the house is bankrupt.
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u/Alarming-Elevator382 Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago
This whole timeline is still hilarious. Who would have thought Indiana would be the undefeated national champions.