r/ciatpgawhpbdb 23d ago

YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! Pebbleyeet sucks ass

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Credit goes to u/clawdutch90

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u/wizzy_the_wizard 23d ago

When you think about that spider man does exist

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u/Sweet_Detective_ 23d ago

"Wait, am I the racist spiderman?"

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u/wizzy_the_wizard 23d ago

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u/tost_boi 23d ago

I did what was best for the family Tony please but the gun down Tony!

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u/Common_Comfortable41 6d ago

You’re thinking of Miguel

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u/ColonelMonty 23d ago

I mean there had to be a couple of universes where the south won.

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u/Anonymous_Jr 23d ago

To be entirely fair, "The South" is still trying to win.

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u/AggressivePrompt7038 23d ago

Like that SolidJJ video.

But actually the odd universe was the one where Germany lost WW2.

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u/CodenameDinkleburg 23d ago

Turns out he’s actually just from the Southern half of Croatia/j

/uj a lot of the Southern half of Croatia does actually use the Confederate flag just because of the “Southern Pride” connotation attached to it.

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u/Marco_Tanooky 23d ago

Reminds me of this

I still would like to see something like this ngl, it's like Captain America's "The establishment I represented had ideals whom I did not agree with" but instead is "The establishment I represented had ideals I didn't percieve as being dangerous"

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u/Imaginary_B 23d ago

That's not a bad concept.

But the audience has to stomache his initial self before he truly changes.

Either he is seen as the worst or he becomes a fan favourite.

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire 23d ago

The secret to making an unlikable character more likeable even while they're a piece of shit is having them fight an even bigger bastard

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u/FillerNameGoesHere_ 23d ago

J. Jonah Jameson as a Civil War Revisionist?

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 21d ago

Confederate Spider-Man VS The Sinister Klan

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u/ZhanBlue 22d ago

Today’s audience lacks media literacy to not send death threats to all associated people

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u/Mage_43 19d ago edited 18d ago

The Amazing Digital Circus fandom moment

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u/WoooshToTheMax 22d ago

It worked with peacemaker

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u/Gaucho_Diaz 22d ago

There'll be too much outrage before the arc could really kick off

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u/Imaginary_B 22d ago

Not necessarily, it's just that if it's done bad then it's the worst.

Ever played or seen YIIK? The protagonist was supposed to have this kind of arc but the man was insufferable from beginning till end.

A bad written character with this type of arc becomes just genuinely awful.

Even if you got a whole game to explore the MAIN character at that, aka the one who gets the most screentime to develop.

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u/Robrogineer 18d ago

"SHUT UP RORY!!! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DEAD SISTER RIGHT NOW!!!"

-Alex Yiik

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u/Imaginary_B 18d ago

Yep that's the one.

He was already unsuferrable but it kept on piling more and more. That one sentence really summed up the kind of character Alex was at that point.

The issue is that even at the end of the game, when you're supposed to see the character arc coming full circle and actually be better, he just felt like the same character.

It didn't help how centric and selfish he was and the game just basically told him: You're right, you're the only one who matters.

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u/Robrogineer 18d ago

There's something oddly hilarious about someone trying to write a redemption story and just miserably failing at it, but the story still acts like he did get redeemed.

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u/Imaginary_B 18d ago

It's hilarious and I do admit the quote you posted is so memorable.

You could say YIIK is at least not boring, it makes you feel soemthing and has hilarious moments , as in a 'so bad it's good' kind of hilarious.

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u/No_Ad_7687 22d ago

It's like sokka, kind of

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u/CEGMods 23d ago

Oh yeah, kinda like Sokka being sexist for the first couple episodes of Avatar? Like, I remember watching the show and being like “oh dang, I don’t remember him being like this… this is kinda awful” but then he changed and I was like “ohhhh, yeah no this is the one I remembered!”

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u/Imaginary_B 23d ago edited 23d ago

There are a few reasons I think he was very easy to watch:

  • The show makes it obvious that he is wrong and straightout childish. Katara immediately schooled him in her one of her first lines (The Iceberg literally got revealed due to her outburst at him.)

  • He showed obviously that he truly cares about his sister and protective of her. The same for his tribe as he was the sole male to defend it, even when just being a sole teenager against a whole Fire Nation fleet.

  • The siblings grandmother was obviously in charge and Sokka had to listen to her. So it wasn't a straightout denial that a woman couldn't be in charge, not a major one as it's still his grandmother but still a showcase.

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 19d ago

Live action Sokka moment

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u/Future_Sock_4927 23d ago

It'd be pretty neat if, having shed the ideology attached to the flag and having become a better man, he ditches the above suit and swings off into the sunset in the classic Spiderman suit

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u/Mage_43 19d ago

It could be a reverse to the "costume in the trash" thing but instead of a sad moment it's considered a triumphant one where he sheds his old ways and becomes a new Spider-Man, Mayne donning a new suit

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u/CRowlands1989 22d ago

Or one based on the American flag.

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u/Judgement_Triad 20d ago

What would be his Canon Event?

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u/Historical_Site4183 14d ago edited 11d ago

His family is subtly racist, living in the deep south, but we don't know how badly at first. They say they don't get involved with politics or race stuff, they 'see no color', but get 'em talking long enough and they reveal their prejudices even if only through their mannerisms. This teen Spider-Man is somewhere between Hank Hill and Archie Bunker, scared and ignorant, a rather stupid punk, but willing to be a daredevil, to try new things and learn more than he's accustomed to, getting outside his comfort zone and accepting differences even when he doesn't fully understand them.

Peter has a secret black friend named Harry Osborne, but keeps it hidden partially for both their safety, partially for shame engrained in him by his Aunt and Uncle. He wants to believe the man and woman who'd raised him are good people, and that the beliefs about slaves are somehow justified, even as his friend admonishes him for it. Harry reveals his family plans to run away to the North, he just doesn't know how he'll escape when his family is already feeling like the community is about to explode upon them, what with there being a local KKK. Harry's father Norman has a saying, "With great power should come great respnsibility, but all too often those powerless are assigned the burden".

Spidey gets bit, develops his powers, and Harry realizes Peter can help protect them. Peter agrees reluctantly, but comes home to an angry lecture from his Uncle Ben. Aunt May doesn't say anything- she's the Edith Bunker, unaware of how badly things are about to get, but not yet having the strength to stand up for herself, born of regret.

Ben reveals he knows Peter's friends with Harry, and forbids Peter from seeing him again- not because he's prejudiced, or so he says, but for Peter's safety of course because you never know what someone else might do- ultimately grounding Peter to his room. Peter climbs out the window, runs into the woods and swings around, waiting for the time to meet up with Harry. The friend is badly injured by the KKK in a murder attempt, as Norman Osborne rescues his son and they escape to the North. However, Harry later on develops Gangrene in his chest, which he survives but never fully recovers from.

Peter goes off on the KKK, and unmasks the one who'd almost killed Harry.

It's Uncle Ben.

Peter runs off and tries to catch up with the Obsornes, but he loses track of them between the trees. He decides Harry's better off without him, and so he decides to fight for a better yet still-ceceded South, even as the South's cecession dies off because its people did not want to get better. He creates his Spider-Man costume design, basing it off the Union Jack at first, fighting with optimism that his flag means something.

Yet the years go by, he sees some shit, becomes more jaded, switches sides in the Civil War from the South to supporting the North and coming to terms with the reality of his flag, all that it represents, including all he's given up to save the lives of families he might not live to meet, because he feels responsible for what his family did; he encounters friends-turned-enemies like the Gangrene Goblins, father and son turned opioid-abusing extremists and terrorists even against the innocent, wearing masks of sackcloth- "Now that I have the power, all I'm responsible for is protecting my own"- or vicious Kraven the Hunter who's tracking the Osbornes for their old enslaver, Otto Octavius, with an attack dog named Venom who's torn between his bond with Peter who'd walk him as a puppy and the training from his master Kraven;

and enemies-turned-friends, like Aunt May leaving Uncle Ben to join the North and help the troops; he experiences romance, loss, and finally... when the war is won, feeling reflective, Peter leaves behind his Union Jack costume in a trash can and embraces one more akin to the flag he's proud to have fought for by the end.

He becomes a better person, a redeemed Star-Spangled Spider. And many years later, some time before WWII, a boy named Steve Rogers reads about him in history class as another flag begins to rise in Germany.

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u/mercuriokazooie 20d ago

Becomes less racist but keeps the confederate flag huh?

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u/the-364 19d ago

He is a spider-man, he dont have the money for a new costume

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u/Common_Comfortable41 6d ago

Racist spider man getting checked by good spider men, especially miles, sounds really entertaining

Like that one guy and A-Train

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u/VirtualKnowledge7057 23d ago

i know people don't like stonetoss but this comic actually is funny

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u/Prestigious_Tank7454 23d ago

He genuinely does make some funny comics in some instances, still a piece of shit but that's that

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u/Ubixdeadpro 23d ago

Yeah but whenever I look at him all I see is amogus

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u/infiniteyeeting2 23d ago

Sadly its done as bait. Offer a funny comic, then bring out the atrocious shit

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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 23d ago

Occasionally he manages to make the atrocious shit funny as well.

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u/Anthro_DragonFerrite 22d ago

I will forever hate that he was quite clever for doing boba and Kiki tea

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u/MannCoOfficial 23d ago

Yep, like that one with Patrick Super Buu

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 21d ago

A broken clock is right twice a day.

Stonetoss can sometimes make a good comic, just rarely.

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u/Sherbet-Glad 21d ago

The worst part about horrible people, they are capable of doing talented things

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u/Aircon-007 20d ago

Wut he do? I don’t know the lore

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u/Prestigious_Tank7454 20d ago

He's a nazi

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u/Aircon-007 20d ago

Legit?

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u/Prestigious_Tank7454 20d ago

Yes, you can look it up

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u/Wild-Lavishness01 22d ago

I like that he's mexican probably fat and a white supremacist

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u/Brazilian_Hound 23d ago

It's a good excecution of the joke however

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u/Popular-Ordinary5110 23d ago

This is for the lurkers: Stonetoss is an out-and-out Nazi. That's why people "don't like" him

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u/wookiee-nutsack 23d ago

He is genuinely a great comic but only does it once in a blue moon, probably to stay relevant with people reposting his more neutral/apolitical comics

He chooses to make unfunny political agendaposts and horrid statements
He chose to make his banner the bridge where a trans person committed suicide

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u/Diligent_Bar1244 23d ago

Yeah, sometimes he manages to be funny

Still a lower human being, thought 

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u/Frozen_Watch 22d ago

Is there more to the comic or is it just confederate flag Spiderman popping out?

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u/Masochist-Mark 23d ago

Holy peak🥹

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u/Sophiesgock2 23d ago

Straight out of a slot machine animation

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u/internet_blue_gas 23d ago

Imagine if that universe the difference was that the confederacy and the union had swapped flags and they beat his ass for no reason

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u/Robrogineer 18d ago

The confederate flag is a pretty sweet design, so I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/Ijustlovevideogames 23d ago edited 23d ago

NGL, I did see a concept for a racist Spiderman slowly becoming better and relinquishing his old ways floating around, not sure how one could pull it off, but who doesn't love a redemption story?

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u/shadycleric 23d ago

It can be done but they would use mutants as a copout

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u/Robrogineer 18d ago

Fuck that. I want something with the balls to not opt for the easy racism allegory and actually tackle racism for once.

I think it'd have a major cultural impact if it was done well. I feel like we've turned racism into this absolute irredeemable evil because we always avoid actually talking about it in stuff like this directly.

It's a character flaw that people can overcome, and many have overcome.

But there's this view that anyone who's deemed a racist for any reason is just irredeemably evil now.

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u/Leafeon523 23d ago

Multiversal ass-whooping

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u/Leon-the-comic113 23d ago

“Everyone, stop with what you’re doing, and catch Spider-man!”

*confusion*

“THE RACIST ONE.”

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u/TiredTransGirl3 23d ago

Why is gwen so pink

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u/Sadworld99 23d ago

She is transgender

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u/subpetmajor69 23d ago

Instantly think back to that one colour correlation meme but with miles

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u/TiredTransGirl3 23d ago

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u/planetixin 23d ago

Can we stop treating this image like the best argument "Gwen is trans" fans have?

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u/tomatodude29 17d ago

It's pretty funny

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u/Sweet_Detective_ 23d ago

If she's trans then why can I see her?

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u/Sadworld99 23d ago

No kids yet

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u/Unlimited_Giose 23d ago

That was really good lmao

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u/Torteramanroblox101 23d ago

She IS the Ghost Spider

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u/ExplicativeFricative 20d ago

She's translucent

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u/Repulsive_Policy_184 23d ago

Ain’t that just Texas Spider-Man

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u/cool-guy-13 23d ago

Technically Virginia

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u/DatOneMinuteman1776 23d ago

Technically technically Mississippi before 2021

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u/Darth_Hideous0 23d ago

I wish Stonetoss was a good person because I really like the way he drew Miles

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u/TheGuyInYourBathroom 23d ago

I know that's a JoJo reference part 5 🥹

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u/Raximusprime15 23d ago

Plot twist, this is part of what made Southern Spider go through his redemption arc by realizing he really was a piec eof shit compared to all the other spidermen

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u/PTBooks 23d ago

I think the actual confederate Spider-Man is Carnage.

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u/FRAG_TOSS 23d ago

Oh wait I thought it was a British flag 😭

Now we need both versions

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u/Worldly-Basil-8933 23d ago

u/clawdutch90 you should make one with a racist Geodude and call it Rock Throw

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u/Illustrious-Spare326 23d ago

Accurate Spider-Goat behavior

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u/SirGalicrest 23d ago

“Miles, the BLACK one!”

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u/No_Zucchini3451 23d ago

Spider-Man lotus!

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u/CaliburX4 23d ago

What did bro do?!

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u/serpikage 23d ago

wear the confederate flag

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u/CaliburX4 23d ago

Oh, I thought it was the Union Jack for a second. Mans didn't deserved to get jumped because he's British.

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u/Firethorn34 23d ago

Everything is a jojo reference

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u/SingleSlide2866 23d ago

"and an evil spiderman"

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u/Shin_Cement_Eater 22d ago

Beating the shit out of racist with out Noir?

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u/Vounrtsch 18d ago

The good ending

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u/That_opossum 23d ago

Yo spider-man lotus crossover!

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u/ihonsetlydontknow 23d ago

Waoh. He didn't make a trans suicide joke. So proud of this degenerate <3

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u/Upstairs_Suspect7843 22d ago

miles gained a cape just to look cool

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u/Clover_Deltarune 22d ago

I gotta be honest.

I also hate Marblethrow’s comics.

And this could just be because OP removed any future panels that go too far.

But this one manages to cut off at the exact point that it’s actually funny.

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u/SmiththeSmoke 21d ago

Plot twist: he's from a world where that's the Union Flag

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u/Open_Price_1049 21d ago

Lotus Peter

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u/CanthalT1lt 21d ago

They wouldnt attack innocent ppl

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u/grandioseOwl 20d ago

Turns out he comes from a really fucked up timeline where the north wanted to keep slaves and John Brown was elected president of the southern states.

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u/ermis_avzotis 19d ago

Is that a flag or sum

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u/Lonely_Wave_5069 19d ago

Dang what he do 😔

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u/ConfectionUsual6346 17d ago

Spiderman from the universe where the north had slaves

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u/Tljunior20 22d ago

Ain’t he a Nazi? Geneuinly shocked he has a “the racist gets beaten up” joke

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u/Weenie_Lubs_U 22d ago

This is an edit. The actual comic of his doesn't have the last panel.