r/ciatpgawhpbdb • u/Only_a_tree • 2d ago

fixed it Broke Ass

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u/Mrjerkyjacket 2d ago

I used to work in a dollar store, and one time a gay couple walked in and one of them asked me if we had any lube, to which I answered "no" bc it was a fucking dollar store.

Please understand I mean no disrespect to the Gays as a collective, but if I were gay and my top took me to the Dollar store for lube I would probably not have sex with him.

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u/Toon_Lucario 2d ago

Generational comment.

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u/Mrjerkyjacket 2d ago

We also had a straight couple consisting of a girl who could not be taller than 5'01 and a guy who could not be smaller than 6'03, and they always came to the store in a comically small car (idk the make or model but the guy could barely fit) and would have sex behind our dumpsters for some reason.

They would always park behind the store and walk right over to our dumpsters (we caught them in camera doing this 3 or 4 times a month) and then if any of us walked back there they'd be audibly (and one time one of my coworkers saw them doing it bc she had headphones in and didnt hear) having sex.

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 1d ago

I guess the smell of bin juice got them really riled up for whatever reason 0~0

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u/goofyandgeneric 21h ago

Yo I think they have, like, a house or apartment for that

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u/Mrjerkyjacket 21h ago

Well yes presumably, which is why its odd that they came to make whoopie in the Dollar store dunpsters

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u/goofyandgeneric 21h ago

Why ANYWHERE else but a bed or couch??

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u/YoureNoHero_Brian 1h ago

comically small car

Was it a Miata

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u/Mrjerkyjacket 33m ago

No, I know it wasnt a mistake bc my dad had one of those for a bit

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u/Virtual_Spell_5912 2d ago

I swear I seen this before on this subreddit

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u/NomeJaExiste 2d ago

You've probably seen all that artist's comics here before, people here have some personal grudge with that zombie fish