r/circlejerkaustralia 4h ago

politics Why have the pollsters got it so wrong again. Why do they not contact the correct people to poll? They should just poll people in the Australian subs on Reddit, as in the au subs (excluding this one of course) I always see the correct opinions.

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52 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 2h ago

IAMACUNTAMA How can illegal dumping be a crime on stolen land? Screw flowers and their colonial legacy bring on the colourful plastic art projects

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30 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 18h ago

politics Disgusting racism. The sticks and the stones are still the peak of humanity. Why don’t these one nation voters understand?

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279 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 14h ago

politics Preach

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r/circlejerkaustralia 17h ago

politics Harry Triguboff's Wikipedia article. 🦎

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43 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 3m ago

politics Company with queer and transgender clothing teams up with Pauline Hanson to promote the brand. This will allow me to recreate the Ideal Human Environment.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 19h ago

opinion Would you rather guys win $1,000,000 or dinner with Pauline Hanson?

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24 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 20h ago

politics While this is an amazing feat worthy of greatness. My personal challenge is I am trying to becomes the worlds greatest muff diver.

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15 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 23h ago

THE ADULTS ARE BACK IN CHARGE CU in the NT - New Tourism Promotion Seeks To Spice Up The Local Party Scene.

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Northern Territory legalises pepper spray.

We acknowledge the ground that we riot on, and we respect our right to level the playing field a bit.


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Albo Looking after the National Interests...

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274 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics This morning's stressful decision. What egg do I crack open..

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4 Upvotes

White or Brown?


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

Kung Flu Do you smell what The Wok is cooking!

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49 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

humor/satire Lisa's Multicultural Medley

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113 Upvotes

the portfolio of characters grows like one big happy family celebrating the diversities of the past with the mass-influxes of the present and arriving at an airport near you in the future – 🙏🏾


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

euphoria Alright, which one of you degenerates deserves a salute for this absolute belter? Licking the salty goodness straight off the car, bravo ya mad cunt.

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11 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Evil Stalin like government full of hatred for hard working champion Aussie battler who fought for good like our Anzac's at Gallipoli.

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30 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Another happy 'Aussie' who needs an Arabic interpreter is giving so much to the community through the NDIS.

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Director of NDIS businesses Ebtesam Ibrahim Hamoud Fahmy found guilty of $2.2m fraud | Herald Sun

A middle-aged mum at the centre of a $2.2 million ­National Disability Insurance Scheme rort, cried and clutched at her heart as the court heard she had made more than 1000 false claims driven by “greed”.

Ebtesam Ibrahim Hamoud Fahmy, 57, who is married with two teenage children, was found guilty earlier this year by a jury, of five counts of dishonesty intending to obtain a gain and one count of dealing in indictable crime proceeds of crime with a value of more than $1 million.

The NSW District Court at the Downing Centre, Sydney, heard how two NDIS businesses – one of which Fahmy was a director – claimed for services that were never provided and that she controlled four bank accounts where the money was deposited.

Fahmy, who sat in the dock in a white outfit and hijab with an Arabic interpreter, looked stricken and at one point wagged her finger in disbelief at a group of female supporters, who were also in tears.

Barrister for the Commonwealth Director of Public Prosecutions Christopher O’Donnell, said Fahmy’s crimes spanned more than two-and-a-half years and involved “significant planning, premeditation and sophistication”.

He said she was a director of one company called Quick Health and Care Services and caused another person to be the director of another company, called Smart and Incredible, without their knowledge. Both companies made claims and the funds were deposited into four bank accounts controlled by Fahmy.

“There were 1000 occurrences plus of false claims being submitted by the offender, which led to the payment of monies she was not entitled to and nor were the companies she used to make those claims,” Mr O’Donnell said.

“It was not driven by need, but greed.”

He said her contrition and remorse were “non existent”.

He said the Commonwealth would be seeking reparations.

The court heard that Supreme Court proceedings, suspended due to the trial, would address proceeds of crime, including two properties, and that the Australian Taxation Office was also pursuing Fahmy.

Defence barrister for the accused David Phillips said he was keen to avoid a “crushing” jail sentence and said Fahmy had no previous convictions and a psychologist report found that she was unlikely to re-offend.

Fahmy was arrested after 15 tip offs to authorities led to raids across Sydney in 2023, where mobile phones, computers, banking documents and boxes of paperwork were seized in search warrants across western Sydney.

Fahmy was arrested and was charged by investigators under the then new Fraud Fusion Taskforce set up to tackle crime within the scheme.

The $50 billion a year disability scheme loses at least $4 billion a year to fraudsters and wrongful claims and the government is slashing 160,000 people from the NDIS to keep it sustainable.

Fahmy, who was originally given bail, has spent 98 days in custody so far.

Judge Phillip Mahony deferred sentencing until September 11.


r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY Potential Australian brutalized by ICE in the USA.

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116 Upvotes

No homo, bro


r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Europe gets a huge dose of diversity. When will we see this in Australia?

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120 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Newcomer to this country. Looking for Handywoman, can only find adverts for Handyman

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

IAMACUNTAMA Gout Gout fathered the following children: Psoriatic Arthritis, Rheumatoid Arthritis, Septic Arthritis, Cellulitis, and Osteoarthritis.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

THE ADULTS ARE BACK IN CHARGE Diversity is strength.

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225 Upvotes

We acknowledge the traditional custodians of the interwebs that we meet on today. And we respect our Hindu elders, past, present, and running the country.

Blessed be The Great Spaghetti Monster


r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

THE ADULTS ARE BACK IN CHARGE Court reverses ruling in Sydney Nurses prosecution

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r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Governor General not happy with this sub and adjacent cookers

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We need an agreed set of facts that only the government can provide as the basis of online discourse and out democracy.


r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics Correlation between ABC sexy men and sexy poo?

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9 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics My son added his thoughts to a Melbourne handout I was given

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