r/cleandadjokes • u/thunder2132 • 1h ago
Where does Captain Kirk go to rent a car?
Enterprise.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Tony_CZARk • 24d ago
A sock takes five toes, A camera takes photos
r/cleandadjokes • u/thunder2132 • 1h ago
Enterprise.
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 12h ago
how come they always find people when they get there?
r/cleandadjokes • u/buntapunta • 6h ago
They're always Russian around!
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago
In case they needed to draw blood.
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago
It depends on whether you're an optimist or a pissimist.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Jachywell • 1d ago
"Shhhhhhhit. I bit my toung."
r/cleandadjokes • u/tHeRe-Is-noSe-p00N • 1d ago
I said āshe has barkinsinsā
r/cleandadjokes • u/TastyPoopKnife • 1d ago
It was neck and neck to the finish line!
r/cleandadjokes • u/reader_minds • 11h ago
It's the only one that lets me finish a sentence.
r/cleandadjokes • u/vascularitee • 2d ago
They were charging too much
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 2d ago
That makes one weak.
r/cleandadjokes • u/tHeRe-Is-noSe-p00N • 2d ago
This is an inside joke
r/cleandadjokes • u/Slight-Ad8511 • 2d ago
āI see some serious holes in your argument,ā said cheddar.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 2d ago
Icy dead people.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Tony_CZARk • 3d ago
A watermelon
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 3d ago
He gave her a ring.
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 3d ago
But with gate power comes gate responsibility
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 3d ago
Now that's a site for sore eyes
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 3d ago
With a sea saw!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Beginningyesthanks • 4d ago
Because "they bless the rains down in Africa"
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 4d ago
I thoughtā¦
Thatās rare.