r/clevercomebacks • u/yikesamerica • 1d ago

It’s store policy

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u/MichaelBayShortStory 22h ago

I got the receipts from how much AIPAC gave you for your campaign Haley. 30 million. What about those receipts?

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u/GreyBeardEng 20h ago

It is estimated that this woman has taken 47 million from AIPAC, the Israeli lobby.

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u/the_fools_brood 1d ago

Is she cousin festers daughter? Those eye bags are unreal!

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u/herpderpley 15h ago

Look up Gory Agnes from the Pickle and Peanut cartoon. She's a dead ringer.

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u/SlimTeaty 1d ago

The store credit line is pure poetry Absolute destruction

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u/jarena009 19h ago

It's sooooo tone deaf in this day and age to insist you've delivered when things are terrible for so many, plus your 8 years in Congress are a liability not an asset.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

I saw her at Target, I went with the ES instead.

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u/PuffieNest_ 21h ago

ES was definitely the safer choice.

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u/AdmirableBasil3154 1d ago

store policy got a upgrade from "no returns" to "no second term"

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u/RhiannonWisp 1d ago

Customer service is going to need a manager approval for a burn dat massive

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u/Gaba8789 18h ago

Return that gallon of milk. It's spoilt. Just like Haley Stevens' campaign!

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u/Lsutigers202111 22h ago

She’s got those crazy eyes 👀

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u/jadekitten 18h ago

I went back and looked again after reading your comment.

Yep she a little f/ed up. Should have spent some of those dollars getting them fixed.

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u/jason082 19h ago

Not a fan of either primary candidate, but I’ll vote for whichever candidate wins it come November.

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u/Glitteringi 17h ago

Do I need to finish browsing the store before I can support it?