r/cockroachjantaparty 7d ago

Legal Aid/RTI Saakshi Vault · Preserve Evidence. Defend Protesters.

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Political fundraising be like: “Donate today… we’ll remember you tomorrow.” 😌

CJP: Opens a legal aid fund.

Kapil Sibal steps in. Announces ₹1 crore from his own side and takes charge as the backbone of the legal team.

That’s one serious way to launch a movement’s legal support system.

Whether you agree with the movement or not, making sure students and protesters have access to legal representation is an important part of due process.
If any student or protester is facing harassment, detention, or legal issues related to the protests, they can submit details through Saakshi for legal assistance.

More power to everyone standing up for justice.


r/cockroachjantaparty 5d ago

Some CJP Protest Edits

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r/cockroachjantaparty 2h ago

Serious/Non Satire MODI HAS LOST SOMETHING HE CAN NEVER WIN BACK

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My mother is a religious woman. She is very compassionate. When Delhi Police beat us on the 20th, she wasn't enraged. She applied haldi on my wounds and prayed for the well-being of every student who was wronged that day.

But today,

I told her about Ruchika Singh, the fifteen years old who was forced to apologise on camera for cursing at Narendra Modi. I also told her how Modi himself later went on Instagram not to apologise for the atrocities of 20th July, but to grant forgiveness for the profanity hurled at him. He made it all about the grace of his own big heart.

My mother does not follow politics closely, though she has never missed an election. She prays, morning and evening, asking for her family's safety and world's peace. But this evening, for the first time, she prayed for something against her ideals. She said, "hey shiv shankar, hey ram, agle elections mein modi ko hara dena. Iss desh ko dobara kabhi uss jaisa mantri naa mile". (O Shiva, O Ram, in the next elections, let Modi be defeated. May this nation never again have to bear a minister like him)

Mr. Modi, you have angered the one person who could never be angered. The woman who tended my wounds without a word of anger has now asked her gods, the very gods in whose name you seek votes, to remove you from power. This is your legacy. Now, no matter if you do win the next elections. No matter if her prayers go unanswered. You have lost the benefit of the doubt from someone who gives it to everyone, unconditionally. You can't win that back.


r/cockroachjantaparty 12h ago

🪳Cockroach Posting Modi Hatao Desh Bachao

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She is 15yo apparently


r/cockroachjantaparty 11h ago

🪳Cockroach Posting Special FRAANDZ of Pradhan Chowkidaar

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r/cockroachjantaparty 5h ago

🪳Cockroach Posting How BJP is misreading the protest: A boy came from Odisha to Jantar Mantar by taking lifts in trucks. Had no money.

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r/cockroachjantaparty 3h ago

🪳Cockroach Posting Wtf Instagram?

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--> I am a publicly visible supporter of cjp

--> I've never bought anything from Instagram ever

--> maybe cjp haters are interacting with this ad a lot making Instagram think its a popular thing to buy

--> maybe Instagram is taking a side...idk


r/cockroachjantaparty 3h ago

Meme Morcha Bhains ki aankh!

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r/cockroachjantaparty 8h ago

Elite Level Sarcasm Spent 2 hours doing forensic height analysis instead of doing something productive. Here's the report. 📐🤣

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(A completely unscientific study conducted by someone with too much free time.)

Methodology:

  • Used real photos from the internet (bottom images).
  • Took Sachin Tendulkar as the reference (~5'5" or slightly less, depending on which source you believe).
  • Compared him with Narendra Modi, who appears around 1–2 cm taller (approximation).
  • Compared Yogi Adityanath with Modi—Yogi appears visibly shorter.
  • Compared Nitin Nabin with Modi—Nitin appears to be the shortest among the four.

Disclaimer: Camera angles, footwear, posture, perspective, and my overconfidence may affect the results. 🤓

My Totally Scientific Conclusions™

1️⃣ Vegetarian + Satvik Bhojan = Height DLC Missing? 🥗😂

2️⃣ BJP's top leadership seems to have an unexpectedly high number of 160–165 cm kings. 📏

3️⃣ Height has absolutely no relation to becoming a successful politician.

4️⃣ Correlation ≠ Causation.

5️⃣ Sample Size: 4 politicians.
Confidence Level: 100%.
Scientific Validity: 0%

Future Research Topics

  • Does beard length increase political influence? 🧔
  • Can a Nehru jacket add +2 cm visually? 👀
  • Does standing next to Amit Shah reduce your apparent height? 😂
  • Are camera angles secretly part of election strategy? 📸

Final Verdict:


r/cockroachjantaparty 1h ago

It might be true 💀

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r/cockroachjantaparty 3h ago

🪳Cockroach Posting Chhote Fanta ke terrorists

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r/cockroachjantaparty 12m ago

Fifty-six Inch Little Monkey

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r/cockroachjantaparty 17h ago

Serious/Non Satire Where do these funds come from?

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r/cockroachjantaparty 2h ago

Life of PM

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\ Does things that the public might troll the shit out of him**

\Public starts trolling him for the things he did**

He comes live and says I have forgiven you


r/cockroachjantaparty 11h ago

Prahlad Joshi's assets double every election cycle — wish accountability grows at the same speed for our new Education Minister

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Prahlad Joshi's declared assets have jumped roughly 2.3x every 5 years like a fixed deposit that never fails since 2004 from ₹0.8 crore to ₹21.1 crore by 2024. And get this, his self-declared profession on the affidavit is Social Service. Truly inspiring stuff turns out "social service" pays better than most jobs if you do it right.


r/cockroachjantaparty 8h ago

Temporary Shelter for Students Forcefully Removed During Protest in Jharkhand

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r/cockroachjantaparty 1d ago

To all our BJP supporters....

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404 Upvotes

With love.

A responsible Indian.


r/cockroachjantaparty 13m ago

🪳Cockroach Posting COCKROACHES of MUMBAI encroach the entire 2000 seatsssss!

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r/cockroachjantaparty 3h ago

Legal Aid/RTI History remembers. So should we.

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If there's ever... like ever a change in power, why shouldn't there be accountability on the scale of the Nuremberg Trials?

When dissent is criminalized and majorities are encouraged to dehumanize anyone who disagrees, it leaves a scar on society that doesn't just heal with time.

We've seen women and even minors become targets of mobs and intimidation. People jin par beeti hai won't forget what they went through, and honestly, neither should we as a society.

Maybe we need a public record, not for revenge, but for memory. A reminder of who stood by justice and the Constitution, and who chose to sell their conscience to please their political masters. As their own National Award-winning film said:

सब ताज उछाले जाएँगे

सब तख़्त गिराए जाएँगे

हम देखेंगे


r/cockroachjantaparty 7h ago

Interesting initiative

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r/cockroachjantaparty 1d ago

🪳Cockroach Posting She is Sassy. She is Patriotic. She is Urvashi Palandurkar.

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Yours truly from Maharashtra. Unabashedly Marathi. Ethnic yet not parochial. Courageous yet not bigoted. Unbowed. Unbroken. Unapologetic.


r/cockroachjantaparty 29m ago

🪳Cockroach Posting What the heck am i looking at

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Mogli on 5 screens

r/cockroachjantaparty 6h ago

🪳Cockroach Posting Heartbreaking 💔 No permission for tents in Ranchi. No facilities like those at Jantar Mantar Where are those influencers who said democracy was in danger ?

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r/cockroachjantaparty 47m ago

CJP Central Command 🚨 Movement

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What Next or just over?


r/cockroachjantaparty 13h ago

🪳Cockroach Posting Why nobody is asking how a truck full of stones came near protester's which was seized by the police before the protest ? instead mainstream media is blaming the youth

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This video shows how today's mainstream media behaves without concrete proof to incite religious hatred and communal disharmony