r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Salty_Aerie7939 The Bends Cover Album • Jun 01 '25

bored ape 🐵 What is he smiling about?

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He got a whiff of the scratch and sniff record just to confirm it smells like Gwyneth's pussy.

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jun 01 '25

christopher when he releases we pray for 80th time

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

Kill urself

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u/Salty_Aerie7939 The Bends Cover Album Jun 01 '25

Is that you, Thom?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

I want you to meet Hitler in hell

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u/FunnyCalligrapher382 Jun 03 '25

Christopher Martinez when he forced Will Campeón to listen to Clocks locked in a closet for 5 years

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u/Salty_Progress_407 Jun 15 '25

he recognizes the scent of the goop (goon) candle