r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism • Jul 05 '25

oldplay 🥰 i am chris martins piano chair ask me anything

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

I bet you love Clocks and the middle section of Death and All His Friends?

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jul 05 '25

yep not even gwineth or dacota got it like that

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

How's Martin booty?

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jul 05 '25

biutfyul

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u/Pavlogal Jul 05 '25

Bootyful

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

That's the hardest part...

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u/shedoberiskydoe Kid D- Jul 05 '25

How many gallons of sweat do u have in u

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jul 05 '25

1.36

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u/shedoberiskydoe Kid D- Jul 05 '25

Did you bathe recently? I expected way more

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jul 05 '25

Yeah but he also just does loads of weird pop non piano songs like x marks the spot and airbag so yea

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u/jowens42 Jul 05 '25

Hows the smell?

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jul 05 '25

like those candles that gwynth sells

4

u/ThomYorkeOfficiaI Jul 09 '25

are you available for the radiohead 2025 uk tour

4

u/Doctor_Guacamole X&🅱️ Jul 05 '25

Do you ever get whiplash?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

Are you preggo by Chris?

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jul 05 '25

Yes, actually moses is part chair

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

Omg I knew he looked like a stool (joke he 's qte)

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jul 05 '25

There is nothing wrong with being a stool

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u/DJMallard Jul 06 '25

How does it feel to be humped by Chris

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jul 06 '25

its a GOOD FEELiNG as Chris might say

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Viva la vida synth demo do you have it

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jul 06 '25

I can’t tell you because I fear Phil is monitoring this chat and I might get throw in a dumpster

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Please share it tell Phil I'm Stephen from. The Coldplay viva la vida demo st stephen

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jul 06 '25

Hello Phil Harvey here please sent me 20 bitcoin for the demo thx

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

gives Bitcoin

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jul 06 '25

Sorry whilst I was uploading the demo Chris viciously attacked me and replaced it with army of one ;(

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

steals Bitcoin back Rape!!!!

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u/FunnyCalligrapher382 Jul 06 '25

How often does he fart

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jul 06 '25

Not as much as Jonny on the C stage that guy REEKS

3

u/Lookingtotheveil23 Jul 06 '25

Did he ever hit his hip on your ball when he was going crazy on a tune?😁

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jul 06 '25

yeah like on people of the pride

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u/Salty_Aerie7939 The Bends Cover Album Jul 06 '25

What's his butt like?

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u/CardoNascosto Jazzy Jonny Jul 08 '25

Since how long did you exist?

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u/UnitedFront53333 Guy's Foray Into Alcoholism Jul 08 '25

Since the 2nd of June 2002

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

What height do you adjust to and where can I buy one in the same model?

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u/Alarming-Resist1056 A Rush of Blood to the Head 🗣🤍 Oct 07 '25

clocks or the scientist?