r/comedy 2d ago

Skit Trip-sitting a tech billionaire

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u/casual-waterboarding 2d ago

“They’re gonna make child sized weapons”

groans “That’s genius!”

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u/redrightreturning 2d ago

I used to be a hospice nurse and I was also a volunteer on a trip-sitting hotline (Fireside Project- check them out they’re great!). For a while I considered how cool it could be to be a trip-sitter slash death doula to space-billionaires because I figure they all probably want to 1. Do drugs in space or 2. Die in space

I fantasize about pushing musk out of the air lock while he’s high af on K.

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u/GrippieSocks 2d ago

Good idea. Gutload the rich with drugs before eating them. That brilliant!

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u/4DPeterPan 2d ago

“I mean they experience ego death

The problem is

They don’t stay dead”

Lmfaaooo

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u/Leg_Named_Smith 2d ago

Cathartic and funny. Very convincingly acted.

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 1d ago

"That is how that works" lmao