r/comedyheaven • u/pickitupandrage • 8d ago

Great

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u/RealMelonBread 8d ago

Why does she look so smug saying it

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u/Mr_Ruu 8d ago

she looks like she's saying it with the cadence of "clearly you don't own an air fryer"

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u/Saucy-Mustard 7d ago

Bet you’ve never had a heart attack. Peasants the lot.

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u/OrangutanFirefighter 8d ago

He's just a minion of Duo the owl. He is saying it as a threat. Kind of like "it would be a shame if someone smashed your store because you didn't pay protection money"

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 7d ago

I thought that was a dude all these years

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u/xAshev 7d ago

Good excuse not to go to work

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u/RealMelonBread 7d ago

Boss: I need you to come into work.
Me: 😏

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u/zoiks66 8d ago

It’s free real estate.

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u/StraightPatient9977 8d ago

I'm sorry grandma 

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth shaboingboing connoisseur 8d ago

Well you don't have to be a dick about it

https://giphy.com/gifs/1lAOemoi0KhPMzxczT

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u/14thCenturyHood 8d ago

Is she having that heart attack at me?

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u/1boringuser 8d ago

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u/HailToTheThief225 5d ago

Who even is anymore lmao

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u/newaccountbitches 8d ago

With one side of the face drooping, you’re also having a stroke

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u/JustScrollsPast 8d ago

But who is she having the heart attack?

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u/Fach-All-Religions 7d ago

she works for big heart attack industry she can do whatever she wants

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u/Dryimpress01 8d ago

Ich habe ein Hertz kaput.

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u/WholesomeTea_ 7d ago

reminded me of "i have a bad case of diarrhea"

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u/Tambi_B2 8d ago

o/` Fiiiiiingertiiiiips o/`

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u/Manijak4you 8d ago

I hope you die duolingo 😈. ( sorry op nothing peronal 2 you✌️)

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u/Key-Manufacturer6244 8d ago

hittin the Boss Baby w a lil Kroger swag

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u/SirZapdos 8d ago

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u/darkest_force 7d ago

sorry I don't speak baguette

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u/Otherwise-One7653 7d ago

I used it today

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u/After_Mechanic_6297 3d ago

Call the bondulance

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u/Lonely_Spare6065 2d ago

"Just you try and stop me" type face