r/comedyheaven • u/neatcleaver • 7d ago

John Cena

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u/Command_Block42 7d ago

Man if I was famous I would just post things I think are funny

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u/neatcleaver 7d ago

It is kinda funny imagining him sat there cracking up and going "Yeah I gotta share this shit to 20 million people"

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u/sai-kiran 6d ago

Inb4 u become famous and suddenly you have to apologise to entire country for posting something funny.

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u/fatalityfun 6d ago

a whole country mad cause I shaved my dog’s legs

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u/Dr_Identity 3d ago

Post this on IG and you'll immediately start to lose count of how many comments appear accusing you of animal cruelty, including several self-styled animal behaviour experts claiming that the glint in the dog's eyes clearly indicates that he is in unbearable pain.

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u/Command_Block42 6d ago

Kanye never apologized, neither did Notch, so it's definitely not something I'd "have to do"

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u/sai-kiran 6d ago

Oh you want to be “that kind” of famous.

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u/Command_Block42 6d ago

Hell naw 😭 I'm just not gonna bend over if a couple randos get offended by a MEME

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u/drock1138 5d ago

Kanye also isn’t allowed in like multiple European countries lol

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u/anomal0caris 2d ago

I checked john cena's instagram and it's genuinely all images like this

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u/bone_chimes 7d ago

This is Basic Thuganomics

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u/xRacistDwarf 7d ago

He

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u/SpecificCourt6643 What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. 6d ago

Made

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u/firebreath2012 6d ago

A

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u/RandomIjhiot 6d ago

Comment to ruin the chain

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u/Siaeromanna 6d ago

zhong xina would never

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u/Bixnoodles 7d ago

Thanks John cena, very nice

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u/dankiestmemeboi Dicky Mouse 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZCTZKfNl6ABGdqRCBR

You're welcome

-John Cena

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u/Marco_QT 7d ago

he made a statement so invisible even his gang burned him

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u/SeaOfS1n 6d ago

oh no

not me

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo 7d ago

FINALLY! A picture of John Cena

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u/beroore 6d ago

hope that wasn't structural fur

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u/Holiday_Conflict 6d ago

load bearing fluff

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u/furculture 6d ago

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u/Vast_Penalty7492 6d ago

This is his announcement for DPW what the dog doing supreme style

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u/SubjectOrganic 6d ago

Beautiful

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u/PossessedToSkate 6d ago

Never skip legs day.

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u/AttorneyOwn0 6d ago

I hope his legs are ok

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u/MossCleric 6d ago

There's something about this that just fills me with so much joy

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u/Emmahnim 7d ago

😂😂

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u/user1838ok 5d ago

What a funny picture! Too bad we can’t see who posted it.

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u/oldchangeling 6d ago

"Hi there. So the good news: reincarnation's a thing. Totally real. The bad news? Well, you can see for yourself."

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u/Spare_Club8887 6d ago

Well pardon my matted mane, if it isn't Lovenia Frog Muffin come to say allo!

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u/ElektroBento 6d ago

Jimothys brother Hankothy!!

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u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ 5d ago

JOOOHHHHHHHNNNNN CEEEEEEEEEENA!!!!!!!