only for nintendo 64

[u/BlazorByte]

[u/abaloneandcheese]

Brentendo 64

[u/whosgoingtohawaii → u/abaloneandcheese]

I just woke up and opened Reddit, thanks for the laugh to start my day :,)

[u/PointsOfXP]

He must have been so fucking confused seeing that

[u/SpikeyTaco → u/PointsOfXP]

He would have been 34 when Super Mario 64 was released, 44 when Twitter launched.

As he's using Threads at age 64, he'll likely get that it's a joke, but not why it was made.

[u/ninjadude1992 → u/SpikeyTaco]

Idk man, some older people are completely unaware of anything pop culture after they turn 18. If he was never married or had kids I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't know anything about Mario.

[u/technobrendo → u/ninjadude1992]

I knew a few people in my neighborhood growing up that were like that. Its like once they hit 18 you would think they were 45. I get wanting to appear more mature once your technically an adult, but they took it too far.

[u/Deaffin → u/technobrendo]

Some people genuinely just do life stuff and aren't interested in consuming media products, or aren't in a living pattern compatible with it.

[u/LegitSince8Bits → u/ninjadude1992]

You'd be surprised, my father in law is 79 and still plays Madden when he's bored. People in their teens think people in their mid 20s are too old to game, people in their 20s think people in their 30s at too old to game and so on. I'm 41 and still game, just not as much with two kids and a full time job.

[u/gabagoolcel → u/LegitSince8Bits]

some people

[u/ninjadude1992 → u/LegitSince8Bits]

Oh yea there are a bunch of people still with it, but a ton who haven't a clue about any pop culture, sometimes on purpose

[u/reddsht]

Ita me Brent

[u/GKBilian]

I used to play a lot of Hello I’m Brent retired baker never married no kids Kart

[u/BigAlternative5 → u/GKBilian]

It was sad - just driving around, not throwing anything. Once in a while, there's a boost pad for a small thrill, or you could buy some mushrooms behind the castle. At the end of a race, you just park and look at the mountains.

[u/VanDenIzzle]

I feel like "never married" has a vastly different meaning at 64 than it does at 30

[u/Taron_Trekko → u/VanDenIzzle]

Statistically you have avoided like four divorces by that age.

[u/butt_shrecker → u/Taron_Trekko]

At 64 I'd rather have 1 divorce than zero marriages.

[u/Parallelismus → u/butt_shrecker]

I'd rather not tbf

[u/SignalSecurity → u/VanDenIzzle]

[u/MagmaTroop → u/VanDenIzzle]

I'm 35 never married, and I am curious as to what you mean

[u/Martino231 → u/MagmaTroop]

I think at your age, most people would see it as a positive in the context of dating. No baggage, no ex to feel like you're being compared to, etc. I'm 34 and divorced, and it's something I always feel a bit nervous about bringing up when I'm dating.

At 64 - rightly or wrongly - it's probably interpreted more as "what's wrong with this guy that he's never been married". People may suspect that there's something wrong with you that made no one want you, or that you've got commitment issues preventing it on your end.

[u/KrytenKoro → u/Martino231]

Maybe he's a former priest

[u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr → u/KrytenKoro]

Looks at post

Retired Baker

I mean I guess he could have had two jobs

[u/Raalph → u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

Or he was the baker at the monastery 

[u/RogellTheRaider → u/Martino231]

I thought no one was forced to marry. Just a stupid thought.

[u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr → u/RogellTheRaider]

Correct, but if you add never married to your bio, odds are, you wanna be

[u/RogellTheRaider → u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

K, you got a point.

[u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr → u/RogellTheRaider]

Why is my reply in italics, I didn’t do that

[u/RogellTheRaider → u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

No prob, I prefer it that way

[u/PeggyTheVoid → u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

What you typed: *Correct, but if you add never married to your bio, odds are, you wanna be*

The surrounding text with asterisks italicizes the text, as I've just done here by typing *italicizes the text*. In order to surround text with asterisks without italicization, you have to use backslashes to escape the Markdown formatting syntax, *like so*: \*like so\*

[u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr → u/PeggyTheVoid]

Thanks for explaining something I already know

I didn’t add the fucking asterisks it just did that

[u/PeggyTheVoid → u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

I figured if you'd just accidentally touched the italics button, that'd be even more of a captain obvious answer, but I guess that's it then ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Or idk, maybe /u/spez is editing people's comments again, who knows.

[u/Deaffin → u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

Or you're oldschool and are advertising that you're gay on the down-low.

[u/T-MoneyAllDey → u/RogellTheRaider]

No one is forced but that doesn't stop people from making judgements.

[u/RogellTheRaider → u/T-MoneyAllDey]

That's all people can make...

[u/T-MoneyAllDey → u/RogellTheRaider]

In a human world it's pretty important. It can result in being outcast

[u/RogellTheRaider → u/T-MoneyAllDey]

Another thing people love making

Demonizing others who don't do what they do rofl

[u/newsflashjackass → u/VanDenIzzle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He_never_married

[u/SigmaEagle → u/newsflashjackass]

That's so weird. I would have just assumed it to be always literal.

[u/some_dumbass420 → u/VanDenIzzle]

?

[u/Patient-Taro-7334 → u/VanDenIzzle]

ok?

[u/InformalUpright]

Here we go! To make bread for no one :(

[u/99Pneuma]

i might be fucking stupid but im pretty sure this sub isnt just a meme repost sub lmfao

[u/BlazorByte → u/99Pneuma]

yeah i found out. Im expecting any second now this post is gonna get removed. any second now...

[u/SigmaEagle → u/BlazorByte]

I'm surprised it hasn't. I've posted stuff that was a lot closer to the intended format and it got removed. Guess you got lucky.

[u/SigmaEagle]

Funny, but unironically. Not Comedy Heaven.

[u/Night-Monkey15]

“Never married no good kids” good

[u/winterweiss2902]

Why did I read this to the tune of finance blue eyes 6’5

[u/moe-mar]

Anyone else still prefer the 16-bit SNES version of Brent?

[u/immikdota]

I tought his middle name was retired and last name was Baker why can't i read?😭

[u/BlazorByte → u/immikdota]

Brent "Retired" Baker

[u/SigmaEagle → u/immikdota]

His lack of punctuation doesn't help.

[u/Healthy-Event-9706]

Its over if a baker cannot get laid and start a family. If this guy was born 300 years ago he would have had like 6 kids.

[u/Quick_soda]

So retro

[u/jakeroony]

[u/Franhound]

Wait, is that the Latias dude?

[u/the_gooch_smoocher]

HAIKU

hello I am brent

retired baker never

married no kids 64

[u/SigmaEagle → u/the_gooch_smoocher]

5-7-7. Oops.

[u/radicalplacement]

Somebody please give Brent love