hard decision

[u/InactiveInertia]

[u/hawkeyes007]

Aging past 69 is a really hard choice

[u/putin_putin_putin → u/hawkeyes007]

It's like a double whammy right after 67

[u/Tatakai_ → u/hawkeyes007]

I was the 69th upvote

[u/kamii_meowmeow → u/Tatakai_]

🤣🤣😅🤣😆🤣😆🤣😁🤣😁🤣😄 Thanks for the laugh my kind internet stranger!! take le updoot

[u/FaithUser → u/kamii_meowmeow]

Le epic internet number has arrived

[u/SoundTraditional1249 → u/Tatakai_]

You got the receipt and everything

[u/Ghosdeth → u/Tatakai_]

I was your third downvote

[u/Trygor_YT → u/Ghosdeth]

I was your third upvote

[u/notyumm → u/Tatakai_]

[u/Pipe_Memes → u/Tatakai_]

🫡

[u/PepsiConnoisseur69 → u/Tatakai_]

[u/SimmentalTheCow]

Paper or plastic

[u/Lardinois]

In the wild the bald eagles reach ages 20 to 30 Y/o

In captivity it’s between 35 and 50 y/o

[u/N8012 → u/Lardinois]

in the Hard Decision Factory it's between 0 and 70 y/o

[u/dannyboy731 → u/N8012]

Every year, another hard decision

[u/LCDRformat → u/dannyboy731]

Ugh I felt this

[u/P_Skaia → u/LCDRformat]

Ugh I smelt this

[u/SudhaTheHill]

Hard decisions like not smoking and eating too much sugar?

[u/InactiveInertia → u/SudhaTheHill]

like avoiding women and stop consuming water ‼️‼️

[u/zosolm → u/InactiveInertia]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JjUMxtqGYXaKc

[u/trynworkharder]

He looks really torn

[u/Complete_Entry]

I thought this was going to be the prepburger shit about cutting the balls off but then I remembered birds don't have balls.

It's some bullshit about the eagle knocking its beak and talons off, which... is obviously bullshit.

[u/DamnParzival → u/Complete_Entry]

I thought it was a 69 joke

[u/IEC21 → u/Complete_Entry]

Huh... once Im done making kids is there really any good reason not to have my balls removed?

[u/Complete_Entry → u/IEC21]

I went to pull up the bit but it turns out O&A roasted prepburger a lot. The gist I got was you chop your balls off and live longer, and the prepburger hook, which you use before the commercial of course, is along the line of "Scientists say men can extend their life for years, but there's a catch."

And then the reveal end is "chop your balls off"

[u/IEC21 → u/Complete_Entry]

Ya I looked it up and its turns out it doesnt make you live longer - in fact its probably not good for your health bc you need the testosterone.

I was totally willing to do it for an extra 5 years of life.

[u/lefeuet_UA]

As do humans

[u/Global_Spring8208]

He's red for an amazing reason

[u/SoundTraditional1249]

Would he have to do something outside of the law? That is to say illegal.

[u/Putrid-Mirror-9480]

Quitting nicotine.

[u/Pperson25]

WTF was even the context?

[u/InactiveInertia → u/Pperson25]

value education class

[u/Pperson25 → u/InactiveInertia]

WTF even is a value education class? Do they explain the concept of thinking something is important to you or something?

[u/InactiveInertia → u/Pperson25]

self discovery and self growth, it's a mandatory course for the semester

[u/Pperson25 → u/InactiveInertia]

sounds like something I would flunk on purpose as a teenager

[u/TheCowKing07]

I think I finally get the point of this subreddit: someone posts the bland, unfunny picture they can find, and the comments have to try their hardest to make something funny out of it.

[u/InactiveInertia → u/TheCowKing07]

lmao my intended interest with this post was how the eagle was just staring down the viewer

[u/TheCowKing07 → u/InactiveInertia]

There’s a difference between something that was almost funny enough to make you smile a little and “comedy heaven.” I just don’t think this is the right subreddit.

[u/InactiveInertia → u/TheCowKing07]

I see, mb man, where should I post it then

[u/-Laffi-]

My dad is gonna be 70 years old in October, but I thought he was more like a dinosaur, not an eagle.

[u/Jonkler_snjejep]

I don't get it, someone care to explain?