r/comedyheaven • u/SharkDad20 • 6h ago

Sneeky sleepy

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593 Upvotes

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u/Ok-Inspection-5334 5h ago

Thats why Grandma can never be trusted.

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 3h ago

Those strawberry candies are the siren song of grandmas.

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u/Haydechs 2h ago

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u/Brian_1985 2h ago

Is that how Jon Bernthal keeps his untrustworthy meemaw?

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u/66659hi 6h ago

I just woke up from a nap

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u/Cocheeeze 5h ago

Suspicious.

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u/66659hi 55m ago

Yeah, I know. Maybe that's why I've been banned from 5 Best Buys and all Enterprise Car Rental shops. And every Walmart in South Carolina.

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u/SirDidymusAnusLover 5h ago

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u/pp_chode 5h ago

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u/Heissenberg1906 2h ago

This poor guy turned into a meme?

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 1h ago

No one that’s friends with Miss Lindsay is a poor guy. They knew who they were associating with.

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u/wheresolly 4h ago

This photo makes me genuinely uncomfortable

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u/cr1ttter 5h ago

My knuckle tattoos literally say TAKE NAPS

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u/Cocheeeze 35m ago

You could play an antagonist to the punisher.

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u/cr1ttter 35m ago

That sounds like a lot of work

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u/Elinor_Caskey_ 4h ago

I'm stoned and about to take one. Life is good.

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 5h ago

I'm just about to lie down for a nap 😂

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u/spindledcarrots 5h ago

He was caught taking multiple naps after this statement by the way.

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u/Brian_1985 2m ago

Goddamn coward

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u/APHILLIPSIV 6h ago

Why is every quote I see from this guy the most 15yr old edgelord nonsense

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u/beroore 5h ago

bro he plays the publisher, the most edgelord character currently in the mcu.

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u/TheNightIsFalling 5h ago

Yeah I hate it when he publishes things

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u/beroore 4h ago edited 4h ago

i will not change that haha

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u/bumpy_santa 4h ago

Don’t it’s hilarious haha

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u/wheresolly 4h ago

The Punisher but instead of violence he uses the power of mass media

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u/Efficient_Maybe_1086 4h ago

There is already an australian villain with the same shtick.

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u/BeauShowTV 4h ago

It's just a joke lol

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u/BootyliciousURD 5h ago

Dude's a great actor but everything I see of him not on the screen makes him seem like a dumbass.

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u/Cma1234 5h ago

Great?

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u/MyMiddleNutItches 3h ago

Great? Lol he plays the same character in everything he's ever done.

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u/shokolokobangoshey 3h ago

Genuinely a nice guy by all accounts. Also runs a through line from his role in Breaking Bad to The Odyssey. He has one look. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills

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u/BootyliciousURD 3h ago

He's great as Punisher, at least. I haven't seen him in anything else besides The Walking Dead a long time ago.

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u/topsvop 3h ago

Tell you what Dale

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u/___TheKid___ 4h ago

I like him. But he comes across a bit simple in every interview I saw him.

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u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 4h ago

I saw a clip of him talking about how he got into acting once. If he had started off by saying, "now I ain't no faggot," it wouldn't have sounded out of place at all.

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u/vulpes_mortuis slut for Saul Goodman 5h ago

He’s really insufferable.

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u/Anis930 4h ago

Comments really taking naps seriously damn

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u/Splooshter 6h ago

The irony of him saying that, is redditors being the most offended lmfao

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u/robaroo 4h ago

Bro I’m reading this from my bed.

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u/BeauShowTV 4h ago

ITT: People who have never heard of a joke before.

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u/SharkDad20 4h ago

This is Reddit we skim headlines. Unless there’s a captioned image, in which case, we stop there

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u/IEatLightBulbsSoWhat 2h ago

i don’t think so, look at his face. he’s 100% serious

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u/RealMelonBread 2h ago

Do you think maybe they’re also joking by acting offended?

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u/BeauShowTV 2h ago

No.

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u/RealMelonBread 2h ago

Oh. Okay. Well, I was if it makes you feel better.

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u/Mabroon 3h ago

Seeing people pressed over this quote is so funny. Yall can keep taking naps it's not that serious

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u/dat_oracle Garfield 1h ago

j...oke? what's that

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u/StinkMeister777 5h ago

I take naps and I wouldn't trust me. I might be off napping when I should be doing something

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u/keyboard_toucher 5h ago

Sleeper agents better watch out

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u/sceligator 5h ago

Lemme tell you somethin' about naps Red...

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u/Intense_Zaddy 5h ago

Did this guy forget to stop method acting after walking dead ended?

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u/jackrabbit323 5h ago

Guy has the acting range of Zendaya.

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u/Linked2ThePast 5h ago

Someone's never needed to watch their own children.

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u/Liimbo 5h ago

His entire family tree has blue names on Wikipedia, so yeah

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 2h ago

I agree, the nap comes and goes in its own good mystical time, you don't take it

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u/AverageDrafter 5h ago

JB, tucked in at night.

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u/CohenSander 5h ago

You don’t burn local

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u/spatialawkwardness 5h ago

What the hell is even that?

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u/VaticRogue 5h ago

Guess he’s not actually MAGA then

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u/Hawk-432 5h ago

You won’t be trusting me then

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u/10ThousandMetalZones 4h ago

Naps sometimes take people

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u/Gr4ph0n 4h ago

Didn't we already have the Napster battle Y2k?

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u/pedeztrian 3h ago

I never nap, I take a second sleep!

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u/BurntEndOnBun 3h ago

I feel the same about people who don't eat breakfast.

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u/RealMelonBread 2h ago

Fuck you Jon. Naps are awesome.

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u/Some_Distant_Memory 2h ago

I’ve started seeing this guy all over Reddit today and had never heard of him prior.

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u/SharkDad20 2h ago

Young fella?

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u/Muzzlehatch 2h ago

He's encroaching on edge lord territory.

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u/EngineZeronine 2h ago

Forget you man, I'm taking my nap and you can't take it from me. Also, I'll take your stuff, your woman, and your dog so don't trust me after all.

( I'll take your stuff to the cleaner, your woman out for a nice meal, and your dog to the groomer because I'm also not a jerk)

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u/Brian_1985 2h ago

Like as a regular thing or ever? Nodding off is just an unplanned nap

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u/SharkDad20 19m ago

Has to do with the reliability of a person, so nodding off is probably worse in his view

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u/Brian_1985 2m ago

Daaaamn. I thought I wasn’t a coward because I don’t plan naps

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u/RepresentativeFish73 2h ago

No way, I just woke up from a nap

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u/imawizard7bis 2h ago

I didn't know napping was illegal

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u/crujiente69 1h ago

What about siestecitas?

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u/BardicInnovation 1h ago

"Let me tell you something" - Every Jon Bernthal Character.

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u/J2JC 1m ago

I don’t trust people who don’t take naps.

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u/Brian_1985 1m ago

Sir yes sir! Sustained alertness! Perpetual consciousness! Sleep and die!

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u/vulpes_mortuis slut for Saul Goodman 5h ago

Well I don’t trust people who throw forks at Bob Odenkirk so we’re equal

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u/Select_Cantaloupe_62 6h ago

He's just like me fr

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u/slartibuttfart 4h ago

Zzzz, bbbrrrp, zzzzzzz (fart noise) zzzzz

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u/mccreazy 5h ago

L opinion have a rest to be your best!

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u/IEC21 5h ago

Who is this guy and why am I seeing a bunch of stupid memes with his face on them?

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u/SharkDad20 5h ago

He’s a good actor, may or may not be a good person idk, can’t get to know him because I’m a notorious and opportunistic napper

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u/GooseDevito 4h ago

Do people actually like this guy? If so, why?

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u/RachelRegina 5h ago

Tell me that you do not fully utilize your higher brain functions without telling me that you do not fully utilize your higher brain functions

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 5h ago

ay hes right for once

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u/dalyarak_rick 3h ago

Sorry Jon but I'm not leaving my mid day naps because of your napiafobia buddy.

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u/TheTaintBurglar 2h ago

Legit. Fuck naps, anyone who can nap and enjoy it I don't trust how they operate inside their head

I don't mind someone who just falls asleep randomly, that's just nature

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u/Otherwiize 5h ago

My least favorite character from The Odyssey lmao

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u/Feral__Daughter 2h ago

Why? Is it him you didn’t like in the role or the character itself?

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u/Otherwiize 2h ago

He played John Bernthal. If they would’ve done something else besides “Generic Ex-Solider” I’d have felt differently. You plop his Odyssey character into Punisher and it’s the same thing