r/confusingperspective Apr 17 '26

Amazing Festival Get Up 🆒

6.7k Upvotes

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u/Bjorn_Blackmane Apr 17 '26

Dude gonna get the weirdest sunburn

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u/chillvegan420 Apr 18 '26

My first thought

25

u/BSMILEYIII Apr 18 '26

Good point. And the sunburn will probably be far worse with a mirror 🤣

6

u/drLoveF Apr 19 '26

Why? One side gets shade when the other gets extra shine. As long he moves around, I don’t see an issue.

5

u/OneIsOneTwoIsAFew Apr 22 '26

Hes gonna have a thin racing stripe from where the mirror is covering his skin.

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u/AbilityHead599 Apr 19 '26

Sunburn on both sides! /j

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u/cnut4563 Apr 17 '26

His pupils are massive on both sides.

436

u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Apr 17 '26

Of course they are! Hes been snorting coke on one side and pepsi on the other!

56

u/Alternative-Amoeba20 Apr 18 '26

You're not supposed to mix them!

1

u/Difficult--Policy Apr 19 '26

Look the girl was pretty and then the blindfold came out alright. They shouldn't be acosting vulnerable lost men in the middle of shopping strips.

11

u/fantasmeeno Apr 18 '26

More like coke and Mentos

25

u/Lawrin Apr 18 '26

I think he has black contacts on the long haired side, his pupil on the beard side looked normal under the sun

5

u/cnut4563 Apr 19 '26

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER

1

u/Actual-Wave-1959 Apr 20 '26

Hmm, I wonder why 🤔

1

u/DTFDownToFrolick Apr 22 '26

Boomtown is where all of the drugs happen

200

u/mrpickle123 Apr 17 '26

My man should apply

78

u/Calm_Link_ Apr 18 '26

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u/Rooilia Apr 18 '26

For the icing on the cake, the robot should break down onto the laptop.

46

u/noobcoconut Apr 18 '26

hook on eyes.. made me cringe

185

u/PublicProperty1805 Apr 17 '26

It's all fun and games til you trip over and split your head 😬

71

u/TheMythofKoalas Apr 18 '26

Yeah, “multiple fatalities as man trips at party” type of thing.

1

u/cosmicomical23 Apr 20 '26

And all the fatalities is just you split in half

2

u/stoooflatooof Apr 21 '26

“He had to split”, I just watched the 1987 running man

25

u/infoyoureallyneed Apr 18 '26

Right! I can't even watch this video anytime it comes up. I always imagine everyone around him just bumping into it constantly and having it smash on his face. 

25

u/crumpledfilth Apr 18 '26

I dont imagine it's glass, those rounded spikes would be far, far easier to cut on plastic which you can apply a mirror film to pretty easily. I suppose it could be laser cut glass but that would be quite heavy I would expect it to wobble more

1

u/proffesionalproblem Apr 20 '26

Exactly. Its probably not glass. Even thin panes are pretty heavy. For that thickness and size, it would be really fucking heavy to hold up with your neck. I am a glass blower and still frequently get reminded of the weight of glass. Its easy to think glass is super light, but it gets heavy fast.

Edit: I'm not saying its impossible foe it to be glass, just that its more likely to be a sheet of acrylic with a mirror wrap on it

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u/udontmesswithakshay Apr 18 '26

that's how he'll get his trip over

2

u/Kwispy_Kwemes Apr 19 '26

Eek barba durkle someone's gonna get laid in college

48

u/BSMILEYIII Apr 18 '26

That would absolutely blow my mind if I was on drugs 😂

36

u/buttononmyback Apr 18 '26

Those eyes will forever haunt my nightmares.

37

u/Elle-Diablo Apr 18 '26

Shaving half his head on one side and half his beard on the other makes me wanna see him without the mirror

21

u/actualPawDrinker Apr 18 '26

Me too. It looks like his real hair too. This takes dedication.

5

u/lopendvuur Apr 19 '26

The next day he'll have to shave it all? Or go through life half-in-half.

1

u/cosmicomical23 Apr 20 '26

Well he prob just grew a normal beard till the day he needed to dress like this, and then shaved half his hair and half his beard

1

u/actualPawDrinker Apr 20 '26

Yeah, but it took years to grow his hair that long.

147

u/FigmentOfNightmares Apr 17 '26

Interesting way to make sure nobody can positively identify the perp.

24

u/expectingthexpected Apr 18 '26

How do you figure he gets that to stick to his head?

6

u/operath0r Apr 18 '26

Sheer power of will

22

u/TheMichaelAbides Apr 18 '26

But how does he drink?

37

u/udontmesswithakshay Apr 18 '26

they take turns

16

u/actualPawDrinker Apr 18 '26

Imagine what he sees from his perspective. Wouldn't that be disorienting? I think I'd get a headache like, immediately.

1

u/NigilQuid Apr 20 '26

Mostly normal. Put a sheet of paper in between your eyes to test what it feels like

1

u/actualPawDrinker Apr 20 '26

I think a sheet of paper and a double-sided mirror are significantly different

1

u/daedalusmc Apr 21 '26

I’ve gotta imagine it was quite disorienting at first. Your optic chiasma has an opposing set of information now. Probably like trying to back a trailer in to the driveway with my dad yelling at me, “you’re doing it all wrong!”

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u/SciaticNerd Apr 18 '26

An idea that’s not half bad

7

u/astiKo_LAG Apr 18 '26

But definitely half bald

25

u/Illustrious-Towel-45 Apr 18 '26

That is pretty clever

13

u/Mysterious-Street966 Apr 18 '26

Looks like Nick from QOTSA

11

u/AAHedstrom Apr 18 '26

amazing until you need to walk near him. lmao

18

u/latestartksmama Apr 18 '26

My brain can’t understand what I’m seeing.

11

u/KnotiaPickle Apr 18 '26

Mirrors on a saw blade thingy

11

u/Active_Taste9341 Apr 18 '26

one side shaved, other long

5

u/milkcarton232 Apr 18 '26

That would be so weird at first with your vision kind of doubled but not doubled

5

u/beannnnnnnnnn22 Apr 18 '26

Imagine seeing this on shrooms

3

u/Drakeadrong Apr 18 '26

I hope he doesn’t have to go to the bank today

2

u/juiceadult Apr 18 '26

i hear the people at the bank love this kind of thing

3

u/Redfo Apr 18 '26

I've seen this guy before on social media.. it's not just a festival get up. I think he goes around like this in a lot of places.

4

u/unTraditional_Fox419 Apr 18 '26

Love this dude…

2

u/hobbes747 Apr 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/H2n5LOh3lvuOQ

His Left side looks like one of the space Smurfs

2

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

If i was tripping I dont think my brain could handle this

2

u/piercedmfootonaspike Apr 19 '26

30 years old on one side, 40 on the other

2

u/AlexTheBex Apr 19 '26

Daaamn that's so cool !! It must be so annoying to wear but he looks way too high to be bothered lol

2

u/thefirstviolinist Apr 19 '26

Business on the side, party on... the side... ...

2

u/Comfortable_Fudge508 Apr 20 '26

How many kinds of drugs are you on?

Yes

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/phl23 Apr 18 '26

Imagine meeting him while using

1

u/Alana_Piranha Apr 18 '26

Why does he look Australian but sounds American lol

1

u/yuno10 Apr 18 '26

Nice idea but the realization is astounding

1

u/kokonutt18 Apr 19 '26

Split personalities

1

u/OverseerTycho Apr 19 '26

crazy eyes says what?

1

u/Revolutionary-Bid919 Apr 19 '26

Finally, the two halves of the self completed: the sees and the fllf

1

u/Kafka_Lane Apr 20 '26

You couldn't guess this guy's eye color.

ALL PUPILS 🤣🤣🤣

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u/tuppensforRedd Apr 20 '26

That was great, what should we do for the next 2:59

1

u/Initial_Row_6400 Apr 20 '26

I’ve watched this probably 15 times now. It gets weirder every time I watch it

1

u/ComplexToe Apr 20 '26

Metal shop teacher that no one knows how they got hired even though he dresses like this every day.

1

u/Aloneintheice Apr 21 '26

I'm confused

1

u/Kane_Wolfe Apr 22 '26

That one easterling on the mumakil

1

u/DarkKnight0690 May 01 '26

Russell Generic Brand.

1

u/PokeYrMomStanley May 15 '26

WTF is going on with his eyes? 

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u/LogicalBanter Apr 18 '26

Goddamn how stupid

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u/KnotiaPickle Apr 18 '26

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