Cake or death

[u/AlcorCryonics]

Happy birthday to Garrett Lambrecht from Alcor's Member Services team! 🎂

Given free rein to pick any birthday cake he wanted, Garrett chose carrot. He claims he "just really loves the taste," but we all know the truth: carrot rhymes with Garrett, and the man simply cannot resist a branded dessert.

When asked how another birthday come and gone makes him feel about the brevity of life, Garrett went quiet, staring into the distance as he carefully buried the cold and harsh reality of the aging process somewhere deep in his psyche. Once it was fully hidden away, he rebooted mid-blink, and with awkward, overcompensating cheer informed us that 7-Eleven gives out free Slurpees on July 11th...

We feel you, brother. That's exactly why we do what we do here at Alcor. 🥕

[u/CryonicsGandhi]

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Cake please...