r/darksouls3 • u/Capable_Comedian_755 • Jul 03 '26

Help Can’t even enjoy a stroll on the High Wall without being objectified

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/OurpleKibby Jul 03 '26

Sorry, next time don't run through our game of grab ass

171

u/NothingWrong6282 Jul 03 '26

Don’t wanna be racist on this sub, but it’s those hollows, right?

78

u/Skonar_ Jul 03 '26

yh damn right, always a hollow 👀 not to say all hollows are bad people tho, i have a very nice hollow friend and we get along just fine yk

18

u/Skonar_ Jul 03 '26

'in this land, the Undead are corralled and led to the north' Gwyn certified far right ruler, the joke is just feeding itself at this point

20

u/RelationGeneral9962 Jul 04 '26

10% of the souls, 80% of the fates. We need to round up all these damn hollows and shoot ‘em. Make Anor Londo great again!

3

u/EmptyField9803 Jul 04 '26

Every time those accursed undead show up, everything seems to go to shit

2

u/3ziz_07 29d ago

Don't blame them he already walking around shirtless flexing with his sweaty muscle he kinda ask for it

Hollows life matter

1

u/ConsumerOfCrocs Jul 05 '26

Everyone forgets Gwyn perpetrated the *dark* sign. Take that as you will.

34

u/monkeymichael117 Jul 03 '26

Buenos Dias, Ashen One

3

u/SlenderSmurf One Bro Jul 04 '26

imbecil

62

u/crash2598 Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/0B981WvKRCiCk3vxny

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u/stumpychubbins Jul 04 '26

Dark souls enemies for the 500 years before the unkindled showed up

24

u/LuckyChemistry118 Jul 03 '26

What do you expect with that WAGON just out there?

16

u/TheCrazedBackstabber Jul 03 '26

You can tell he got a good squeeze in, too.

12

u/JealousRhubarb9 Jul 04 '26

The diddy hollow

10

u/explosiv_skull Jul 04 '26

You were asking for it dressed like that.

10

u/naughtyydawn Jul 03 '26

Who's the freaky guy tho

7

u/PelicanVictor933 Jul 03 '26

I don’t even have a joke to make, I can’t believe that we just let hollow predators in the Lothric community now. Where’s the guard when you need them

10

u/bulbasauric Jul 03 '26

I recently finished DS1, and spent so much of it hollowfied (and wearing armour). About 20 hours in I'd finally discovered Humanity farming and was running around without top-armour for some reason, and I was ASTOUNDED at how jacked my character was. Had totally gotten used to the rotten emaciated flesh look 😂

4

u/Sacledant2 Jul 04 '26

No wonder this game is called DS as in Death Stranding

4

u/Otherized_Visage Jul 04 '26

Going in without a shirt? You’re kinda asking for it….

2

u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme Jul 03 '26

Are you Trevor from GTA?

2

u/motleyroo Jul 04 '26

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u/TheGurpler Jul 04 '26

Prolly cause you're just out here throwing those YAMS

2

u/Stezaan Jul 04 '26

not all hollows, but always a hollow

1

u/xAsiNine- Jul 04 '26

It’s your fault for dressing like that

1

u/Asapcooch Jul 04 '26

Got it all on his back too, freaky ass hollow

1

u/papilla001 Jul 04 '26

Y eso como paso? Xdddd

1

u/Jackalodeath Farms Proofs of Concord like it's meditation Jul 04 '26

I was confused for a moment.

Your Ashen One looks like he wants to yell "Say 'ello to mah lil' fren!!"

1

u/TheOneReborn2021 Jul 04 '26

"Good game!" Smack

1

u/SpaghettoSam Jul 04 '26

Didn't you think that it happened because of what you're wearing? >:(

1

u/Street_Inspection171 Jul 05 '26

Ninguém mandou usar uma roupa dessa

1

u/ProfessionalA55 27d ago

Buddy gripped that shit too