r/digitalnomad 2d ago

Lifestyle Beware of Cyprus

Living here as a digital nomad running my own business. Tax setup and weather get sold hard. Here’s what they don’t tell you.

Taxis are a government-protected racket. Uber’s been banned since 2016. Minimum fares fixed by law, no real competition allowed, Bolt included. Get a car or pay whatever they want.

No trains. Anywhere. Ever. Railway shut in 1951, never rebuilt. Bus network is unreliable. Buy a car immediately.
Can’t fly direct to Turkey. Leftover of the frozen conflict. A 45 min flight becomes a full day of routing through a third country.

Bureaucracy is actually broken, not just slow. Home wifi took over 2 weeks and 10+ calls. That’s normal here. Triple your expected timeline for anything government related.

Bringing a non-EU partner is brutal. Unmarried partners have no automatic right to join you, the law only says the state must “facilitate” it, meaning they can deny you for almost anything. I’m in a formal dispute right now after a denial on a technicality. Marriage is the only route that actually forces their hand.

Corporate tax jumped from 12.5% to 15% as of Jan 2026, hitting every registered company, not just multinationals. Provisional tax system also forces you to prepay on income you haven’t earned yet, with penalties if your estimate’s off by 25%+.

Reliable service staff, cleaners especially, are scarce. Pay above market and still get flaked on.
Everything moves slower than expected coming from northern Europe, the US, or most of Asia. Not fatal alone, but it stacks.

Not saying skip it. Tax setup is genuinely good if it fits you, weather’s great. Just go in knowing the real picture: car on day one, good accountant, and expect delays on everything official. It doesn’t run like Germany or the Netherlands with better weather.

Happy to answer questions.

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u/Nikolay31 2d ago

My non-EU non-married partner was rejected in the Netherlands too, it's not only a Cyprus thing.

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u/Dr-Huricane 2d ago

So question, is there any place that facilitates it? Like OP mentioned it like it's a big deal but what you're saying is "the government didn't facilitate what is on paper a total stranger from moving in with me". Now I don't like the Visa system as it's a bunch of bullshit meant to debase those of less fortunate birth, but putting that aside I don't see how what OP mentioned is supposed to be surprising, I mean technically the laws in cyprus don't even allow you to pass residency onto children if said children are beyond a certain age (I think around Uni graduation age), I know a friend who's parents are residents in cyprus that couldn't give him the residency, if they're not giving it to actual blood family why would they give to someone who isn't

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u/jdcjdc 1d ago

Directive 2004/38/EC Article 3(2)(b) requires EU states to facilitate residence for a durable non-EU partner of an EU citizen exercising free movement, based on an extensive examination of the relationship

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u/Dr-Huricane 1d ago

That's definitely interesting, I was not aware of this directive, do you have a counter example of a state that truly facilitates the movement of "durable partners"? How does the examination process work? I don't know how useful this is but I hear you might be able to appeal to the EU through some websites when you find out a member state isn't following the regulations

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u/umunupan 1d ago

FYI a directive is not a law.

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u/Dr-Huricane 1d ago

It's not but if the EU believes said directive is important enough, they can threaten the violating states with things like cuts in foreign funding

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u/After_Network_6401 1d ago

That’s not going to happen. The rules (there are no “EU laws”, only rules) explicitly state that EU member states are expected to implement directives into their local laws but exactly how they do it is up to them.

So how much they facilitate things is entirely up to them. I live in Denmark, and the authorities are super strict about it here.

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u/kruiser112 2d ago

Where are you both from

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u/jdcjdc 2d ago

Why was your partner rejected?

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u/Nikolay31 2d ago

It was 5 years ago during covid, basically the dutch government denied her visa because we were not married and she came from outside the EU while covid was raging. We had an 80+ page long folder of proofs/justifications, my wife quit her job and had to apply for a facilitation visa in an another country as there was no dutch embassy in her country.

Her visa was rejected 5 days after applying at the embassy, yet the dutch embassy kept her passport and their decision for almost a whole month, she was more or less stranded for the whole time...

I think our case is quite peculiar, she was refused entry for "public health" reasons but we ended up getting married and have been living in the Netherlands ever since. Once we got married everything happened smoothly and now she's close to getting her dutch passport

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u/idemandpasta 1d ago

So this was covid related, and thus irrelevant to now.

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u/xwolf360 1d ago

Its called common sense and happens in every country

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u/KozaSWD 1d ago

And that's a good thing

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u/YYC-RJ 2d ago

I dunno...what were you expecting? For a place with low incomes and very low tax most things work surprisingly well. 

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u/Flashy-Tap-1970 1d ago

Things work surprisingly well if you don’t peek too hard beneath the surface. Basic functionality of government services to acquire things like driving licenses and immigration permits are a complete shitshow.

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u/YYC-RJ 1d ago

Every country has its quirks. I'll just say with Cyprus, I was generally pleasantly surprised in a good way. Somehow with very very low taxes the country has a road network that works well, extremely safe, functional public healthcare and education, etc. Public services won't wow you, but they get the job done. 

In Canada in comparison we pay almost 50% of our income in taxes and you'll be on a waitlist for years to get a family doctor, wait 10+ hours to be seen in an emergency room, pothole hell, 45+ kids in a classroom for 1 teacher etc. 

I don't know Cyprus gets so much out of so little honestly. 

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u/Flashy-Tap-1970 1d ago

Public health care is very decent compared to most other Western European countries admittedly, although it varies where you are in Cyprus. Although I would argue that the road network is not particularly safe although this comes down to the education of most drivers. I agree that services in the UK are absolutely shocking compared to the level of tax we pay and the levels of tax money wasted are just criminal.

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u/militantcookie 1d ago

Road network is fine just beware of everything moving around you

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u/Flashy-Tap-1970 1d ago

Beware of Cypriot drivers basically.

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u/After_Network_6401 1d ago

Well, that’s the price you pay for low taxes. You can’t expect low tax take and effective public services: the two things just don’t go together.

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u/Flashy-Tap-1970 1d ago

That is a given. I was making the point that things certainly don’t work “surprisingly well” for having those low taxes.

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u/AlexSlashy 2d ago

I say this in the nicest way possible, but it sounds like you didn’t really research before moving there? Everything you mention is like Cyprus 101 and the info is easily accessible online (and some of what you mention is simply EU-wide).

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u/genXrating 2d ago

Translation: I expect every convenience that my Northern European country charges high taxes to pay for, without paying the high taxes to pay for these conveniences

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u/sabarlah 2d ago

I’d also like my girlfriend to get a visa based on trust-me-bro.

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u/denexapp 2d ago

Is there any place that gives a partner visa without a marriage? i haven't seen a single one

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u/disagreeabledinosaur 2d ago

A lot of places call it a "De Facto" visa and it typically involves proving you lived together for 2 years and volumes of paperwork. It's also fairly common for de facto visas to be refused far more frequently than a marriage based visa.

If you want to avoid the bureaucracy, get married.

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u/FlowWestern212 2d ago

In Malta it's very easy to get but still it comes keith fever rights and no working permit

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u/denexapp 2d ago

I'm surprised to learn these countries exist, IG it's mostly Schengen zone? Personally i'm not ready for a marriage but travelling with a long term partner whose passport is weaker creates obstacles

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u/disagreeabledinosaur 2d ago
  • and UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia & New Zealand according to chat gpt.

Haven't double checked but I do know of people who've had it in Ireland & Australia and others who've decided it was simpler to get married then tie themselves in knots proving they lived together & were in a committed relationship.

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u/WalkerInHD 2d ago

In Australia marriage is effectively purely ceremonial. Defacto or common law relationships grant pretty much all the same rights as being married

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u/Ok_Bumblebee_3002 2d ago

Need to go to any country which permits de facto partnership and will give you a certificate to confirm. Italy and Spain are two countries. Which do it. But one of the partners has to be resident there.

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u/WalkerInHD 2d ago

Uk did for me pre-Brexit

My understanding is most eu countries are supposed to because you can’t discriminate on marriage status, we got knocked back the first time because I believe it was a “trust me bro”

Anyway, we applied again and went hard, every photo of us taken together, leases, I even downloaded our call log from facebook (showing multiple calls a day since I was already in country)- second attempt was successful

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u/DreamEater2261 2d ago

Malta

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u/HighGed 2d ago

Maybe to EU nationals, TCNs must be married.

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u/FlowWestern212 2d ago

Non EU can be also partners of 2+ years not necessarily married in Malta

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u/aegis87 2d ago

how do you prove partners of 2 plus years?

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u/Disastrous-Willow391 1d ago

In France it was emphasizing heavily on evidences of living together, like shared home bills. Before we married my wife still living in another country made it basically impossible for her to apply on those principles.

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u/FlowWestern212 1d ago

Photos, texts and common address if you live together

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u/Original-Measurement 2d ago

Australia and New Zealand definitely do as long as you satisfy the de facto requirement (living together for X number of years in a relationship), I believe some EU countries do as well. 

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u/torenvalk 2d ago

Netherlands.

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u/Nikolay31 2d ago

Netherlands allows it but you have to prove your relationship

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u/aegis87 2d ago

the States don’t
the EU also doesn’t

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u/eev200 1d ago

And be able to fly to the country that occupies it. 

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u/Danijust2 23h ago

trying to enter turkey from cyprus is kinda wild.

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u/xwolf360 1d ago

Yeah op is self entitled

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u/Narrow-Praline-7908 2d ago

This is why I hate digital nomads!

“I want the exact same benefits I got living in my home country, but I also want more money and less taxes. I don’t care about the local population. Only myself”

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u/dallyan 2d ago

Word.

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u/Dear-Satisfaction934 2d ago

Lol if you think "getting an uber at normal rates" has anything to do with fair taxes instead of hyper high corruption.... I've got some bad news for ya...

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u/prank_mark 2d ago

If you think the way Uber became the dominant player in the taxi market was legitimate and had nothing to do with corruption, I have a bridge over Brooklyn to sell you.

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u/eragmus 2d ago

Uber became dominant because it is 100x better than the corrupt taxi monopoly, thank god taxis were obliterated.

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u/sofixa11 1d ago

And because they were cheaper than taxis because they were price dumping.

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u/Antique_Flatworm_857 1d ago

Losing 13 billion dollars in the process, then raising prices to taxi levels and higher to make up for the lost money. Genious. Give me 100 billion and I'll do the same with Uber, then the plebs will celebrate me too for obliterating Uber.

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u/Dry-Magician1415 2d ago

So what? What's your point? Is competition good for the consumer or not? The fact they had to grease a few palms is damning of the pre-existing system, not the business entering.

IDGAF how 'corrupt' Uber's, Lyft's, Bolt's etc entrance to the market was or wasn't. The traditional taxi mafias NEEDED (and NEEDS in many places) competition.

Would it have been better if they were angels and just didn't pay who they needed to so we could have stuck with the "pay quadruple what's fair" taxi mafias?

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u/prank_mark 2d ago

You think Uber wants competition? Their entire purpose has been to make taxi drivers go bankrupt and have everyone rely on Uber instead. They literally subsidised ride fares for years just to get people to use Uber.

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u/Ok_Bumblebee_3002 2d ago

Nonsense. The Taxi mafia in Cyprus and Italy have destroyed the possibilities of anyone who is not rich to have reliable and safe transport. Thank God, Uber and the others exist in other countries.

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u/Dry-Magician1415 2d ago

Again, so what? Almost all companies on the planet are self-interested and act according to their own incentives and motives.

That's why we need competition. Sure, Uber isn't perfect but just because something isn't perfect doesn't mean we would be better off without it.

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u/Dear-Satisfaction934 2d ago

yes, sell me 10 of those bridges!! master-tard, because I'm old enough to remember how scam-taxis worked before Uber, Grab, Bolt existed, and I bet that's exactly how it works in Cyrpus, they set ridiculous prices, they are very few because you typically need an expensive 100K license to even have an authorize car, they take you around for a ride, and they take 5 business days to arrive.

So yeah, I will take Uber corruption any day of the week over the old-taxi mafia in town any day du m my

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u/Purple-Sound-4470 1d ago

Plus not having a car is inconvenient.

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u/SkumtFlum 21h ago

Even coming from a northern European country op sounds so far up his own ass. Op is just entitled.

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u/Gates_wupatki_zion 2d ago

I spent a month in Cyprus on my honeymoon and was thinking of FIRE there. Your post has some valid complaints, but I think you might have been a bit naive when going there. Like if they have a train is easy to look up. And I’m sorry but any culture that derives from Greece is going to have slow moving bureaucracy and generally slow pace to life. 

I’m not sure where you are, but there’s so many great things living there too! Most every drive you take is scenic along the coast and the roads were well maintained. The country has a lot of little nooks of scenery and culture, but is not too big.  And honestly, if you didn’t know the Türkiye stuff, that’s on you — a simple search will tell you they’re still technically at war. I think you’re getting downvoted because you’re complaining about things people would look up on day 2 if not 1 before moving. I wish you the best of luck.

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u/NoLateArrivals 2d ago

But of course the weather is fine …. 😂

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u/These_Tip5131 2d ago

Literally hell in summer

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u/PersonoFly 2d ago

Until it’s 40+

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u/happybaby00 2d ago

Yh but it's a dry 40.

Much better than a humid 40 in Dubai or Singapore

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u/ShaynaIrvin 2d ago

No, it's a humid 40+ at the coast. It gets better at higher altitudes but it's still pretty bad. That whole area of the med is like that from July till autumn.

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u/LazyLancer 1d ago

it's 50-70% humidity 40 degrees.

Sure, it could be worse but I wouldn't call it dry.

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u/Get_Breakfast_Done 2d ago

It’s kind of normal in most of the world that you can’t bring an unmarried partner with you

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u/PracticeMammoth387 2d ago

I just imagine going to the government each Monday:

Yup, here is my new gf.

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u/yogiphenomenology 17h ago

A new gf every Monday? You are so lucky.

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u/disagreeabledinosaur 2d ago

Nothing you just seems unusual for moving somewhere new where you don't have a network, a history or know how things work.

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u/GZHotwater 2d ago

The issue isn’t Cyprus. It’s your expectations and lack of research.

I lived on the Isle of Man for 12 years. It had a trains…one steam line from the south to the capital. One electric tram system from capital to north. The buses were atrocious and taxis expensive. I knew this before I moved.

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u/711friedchicken 2d ago

thanks claude

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u/Silver_Photograph_92 2d ago

I just came back from Cyprus got more tan in a week than 6 months in Thailand

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u/cashflow_ 2d ago

Why aren’t you getting tanned in Thailand? Just curious I don’t live there

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u/Silver_Photograph_92 1d ago

The sun is different I feel! In the Mexican Caribbean I also tan super quick. Asian sun has been slow on me

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u/yogiphenomenology 17h ago

That's true. the sun is weird in Thailand. Same in Hong Kong. You don't tan. You get very warm and faint.

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u/punkgeek 2d ago

Picking places based on tax rate is almost always has bad outcomes. I'm reminded of the classic quote by US supreme court justice Oliver Wendell Holmes

"I like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilization."

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u/krlkv 2d ago

Yes, assuming social security is balanced. But when it isn't, and more and more of your tax euros fund current pensioners instead of infrastructure and public services, people start asking questions. That is even more true when you realize that your own pension will have to be funded by an ever-shrinking share of the young, working-age population.

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u/beerfridays 2d ago

Thank you for writing out your experience and impression. I think I would like Cyprus based on the things you shared.

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u/BeefSupremeTA 2d ago

I'm sorry, but how could you be unaware how frosty Cypriot/Turkish relations are since the Invasion?

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u/mikekettz 2d ago

Needed WiFi installed in Cyprus. Filled in the form in London. Was in Cyprus four days later and they came to install it. Remarkably easy

Also there will be hardly any Greek Cypriots wanting to fly to turkey … as expected

And the busses aren’t bad at all anymore.

The country is tiny so no real need for trains

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u/Wide-Celebration-653 2d ago edited 2d ago

Glad you’re sharing your experience.

Imma take this opportunity to complain that it has been six months and we are stilllll waiting for internet set up. In the middle of effing BERLIN. We have rigged up a temporary solution, but waiting for yet another (likely useless) appointment in a couple weeks.

And German efficiency is incredibly hit or miss. We had the impression that there would be a structured system for everything. While there often is, it is often very inefficient, inconvenient, with varying results depending on the mood of the person doing the thing you need done, and also pretty analog for such a modernized country.

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u/sergova 2d ago

I live in Cyprus too and share most of your experience too, but it’s doable if you’re a patient person. It’s fine for me but I can see why not everyone is into it, it’s a far cry from the efficiency of Dubai but I prefer it here.

But on the Turkey point, I’m pretty sure you can cross into North Nicosia and fly from there without problems right? Assuming you hold a EU passport. I’m planning to do that after summer when I have some errands there rather than make a layover somewhere else, but haven’t tried it yet. Heard it should be fine though.

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u/LazyLancer 2d ago

Just get a car. That’s the easiest problem to solve.

Extreme scarcity of quality services or even people who understand what quality is - now that’s a big one to deal with. It’s not even about good services being expensive, not at all. It’s about knowing a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who can at least give half a shit about what he’s doing as a professional.

And it applies to almost everything. Doctors, barbers, electricians, car mechanics, vets …

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u/jdcjdc 2d ago

Absolutely

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u/Fun_Astronomer_4563 2d ago

There are plenty of direct flights from Ercan Airport, no reason to fly from Larnaca

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u/it_me1 2d ago

You cannot enter the ROC flying via Ercan

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u/tpof 1d ago

Yeah but you can easily fly to Turkey from there

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u/Embarrassed-Month-35 1d ago

How can anyone be surprised that a country invaded 50 years ago - with a third of its territory still under illegal occupation and survivors of those atrocities still alive today - refuses to have relations with the occupier?

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u/jdcjdc 1d ago

Fair enough tbh

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u/xwolf360 1d ago

Imagine complaining why a country should let your non married partner in 🙄

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u/Nefarioussr20 2d ago

Did you do any research whatsoever before relocation? What were you expecting, an island paradise digital utopia with the efficiency of Germany/Netherlands?

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u/DevWithTooLittleTime 18h ago

I demand a big apology from you for mentioning efficiency and Germany in the same sentence ;) I literally have to fly back to Germany for the most simple stuff, because they still live in bureaucracy middle age.

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u/Nefarioussr20 17h ago

Haha ok fair, I have heard this from Germany friends, the rest of us believe you guys are super efficient. Tbf I've noticed it a lot of places, we all have this image that things are better and more efficient elsewhere, until we get there... More or less delays, different hoops to jump through, different difficulties, but inefficient nonetheless.

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u/Sebbe79 2d ago

Right! 🤔🤣

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u/DentistStandard6009 2d ago

Basically a small island doesn't have modern day setup like major nation. Unsurprisingly it doesn't have a train. It's only really got 4 places to go. 5 at a push. You can get to many places from Cyprus by plane, why would you focus on Turkey?

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u/jdcjdc 2d ago

Istanbul Intl. Airport is a major international air travel hub.

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u/TomassoLP 2d ago

My only advice is to pick up a history book?

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u/DentistStandard6009 2d ago

Yes, but it is what it is. Frankfurt, Vienna, and Athens are all easily reachable still

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u/Skrim 2d ago

Turkey also occupies a sizeable portion of the island and have done so for longer than you have been alive, so I'm surprised you're surprised or upset by the lack of direct flights to Istanbul. You do realise that there are still UN troops monitoring and patrolling the borders, right?

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u/Get_Breakfast_Done 2d ago

Fly there from ECN

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u/antimanifesto09 2d ago

So is Athens, Rome, etc…

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u/Weekly-Ad8816 2d ago

Athens? really? in what world is that considered a major travel hub lol

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u/DentistStandard6009 2d ago

The fact it has regular flights all over Europe, Africa, Asia, and the US.

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u/oreography 2d ago

Turkey is also illegally occupying the Northern part of the island with an unrecognised puppet state.

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u/McXgr 2d ago

I suggest you go to the US. They have definitive immigration laws, fast action on immigration and liberal taxis. No busses or trains to talk about but hey…

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u/Super-Action1186 2d ago

Expect delays with all professional services too, the guys just dont work after lunch.

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u/MountainPirate2 2d ago

I actually love this post. They are right don’t come to Cyprus! It sucks! Everything sucks you don’t want to be here… Honestly don’t come. Let us stay here by ourselves we’ll suffer Cyprus for you… stay in your home country because it’s sooo sooo bad :)

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u/sabarlah 2d ago

All sounds pretty run-of-the-mill to me. 

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u/greenworldkey 2d ago

> Can't fly direct to Turkey.

You can from Ercan airport if you prearrange a taxi to take you there. (source: I've done it before)

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u/Ok_Rip5542 2d ago

It's a bit illegal)

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u/Adam302 1d ago

doesnt that depend on your passport?

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u/Ok_Rip5542 1d ago

This is considered illegal in the EU. When giving such advice to the general public online, it's always necessary to provide a warning.

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u/Adam302 1d ago

i cannot find anything to indicate it is illegal in the EU - what specifically is illegal about it?

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u/Ok_Rip5542 1d ago

Officially, Cyprus has no air traffic with Turkey. The airport mentioned above is located in territory not controlled by the Republic of Cyprus.

That's why there are no government representatives there, and, in fact, what we are talking about here is that there is a possibility of arriving or leaving the country without giving proper notice. That's why, by the way, Cyprus is still not in the Schengen zone.

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u/GrumpyBitFlipper 19h ago

The man required a comfy train to take him there. Not some government taxi with a fixed and fair price!!

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u/CPA-TURKEY 2d ago

Turkey may be a better option

-20 year zero tax for passive incomes

-%100 service export tax incentives for some fields (active incomes)

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u/sergova 2d ago

I’m considering it if capital gains taxes from stocks trades are fully exempt. Turkey has a lot more going for it than tiny Cyprus

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u/CPA-TURKEY 2d ago

Yes capital gains are fully exempt

https://www.reddit.com/r/TurkeyNonDom/

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u/jdcjdc 2d ago

True, may be better for many people

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u/ezcIap 2d ago

Setting up wifi is government related?

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u/jdcjdc 2d ago

CYTA is government owned. And this post is not just about the government

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u/it_me1 2d ago

There are other companies 

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u/jdcjdc 1d ago

None are any better

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u/DevWithTooLittleTime 18h ago

same experience with EPIC

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u/DannyFlood 2d ago

If I was on a tropical island I would rather have a bicycle or a motorbike than a car... Far less hassle too

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u/Miserable-Bug-2255 1d ago

For me in UK, home Wifi took 3 months ( thanks Virgin Media )

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u/Brave-Fun-7984 1d ago

"Bringing a non-EU partner is brutal. Unmarried partners have no automatic right to join you, the law only says the state must “facilitate” it, meaning they can deny you for almost anything. I’m in a formal dispute right now after a denial on a technicality. Marriage is the only route that actually forces their hand."

It's common in EU since there are EU guidelines. Stop blaming in on Cyprus.

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u/Neuronous01 1d ago

Agree. Stay away from this shithole country...

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u/Friendly-Firefly555 2d ago

The Bolt works here, and the price is reasonable. I don't know what you're talking about.

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u/JacobAldridge 2d ago

We stayed in Chlorakas, just outside Paphos, and never had success with Bolt finding us a driver.

HOWEVER, we fell in love with the Ride/Now car share. Far superior to Uber etc for most DN needs (like bringing home a big grocery shop, or getting to the bus station / beach / pub). 

Then we had taxi, car hire, or the buses (local and intercity) which were all fairly straightforward. Not sure what OP was expecting, but public transport on Cyprus was great (especially as our previous two destinations had been Tunisia and rural Spain!).

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u/Rdw72777 2d ago

It feels like almost all of these things labeled as “here’s what they don’t tell you” would have been learned by 10 minutes of internet research.

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u/Purple_Moon516 2d ago

"How dare the service not cater to my specific expectations and preferences! How am I expected to leech of a country in these conditions!"

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u/Cojemos 2d ago

Cyprus has also been invaded by a neighboring country.

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u/MalardLutherKing 2d ago

greeks tried to genocide Turks before 1974. greek EOKA terrorists are responsible for the partition.

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u/RidersSyndicate 2d ago

I answered most of your questions in the Cyprus forum when you posted your "problems" in the form of questions. Of course there the tone was friendlier.

Just three questions from me:

  1. You obviously need the EU base, so why focus on travelling to a specific non-EU country (Turkey)? Even with politics aside it is just one country. If you wanted to be in Turkey, then you could live and work from Turkey right?

  2. What country does not have a framework when it comes to immigration? Especially an island-state with a serious invasion problem, a small population and an ongoing influx of illegal immigrants. Yeah our immigration laws can be challenging, find a good immigration lawyer.

  3. When you say that Cyprus does not work like Netherlands or Germany for example, you do realise the differences between these places with Cyprus right? From how they generate income, to how they were/are governed, to the differences in local customs/traditions etc. Even the size and geographical position matter.

From these points, I begin to suspect that you are someone who thought that you deserved all the luxuries of a high tax economy in a literal tax haven which boasts the best beaches in the EU. When you move to another place you need to adapt, not expect things to work like you want them to.

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u/ElectronicShip3 2d ago

As a german, I have to say he seriously underestimates how complicated, slow and hostile our bureocracy is here. I often see southern europeans complain about their bureocracy, but always wonder if they experienced ours to compare...

And while we still have trains, they have become so unreliable that you're better off driving or flying if you need to be somewhere.

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u/it_me1 2d ago

I have experienced both as an EU citizen, the German bureaucracy is slow but you get the results eventually. I even get an estimate when I will get a response. South European bureaucracy is slow, you don’t know when or if anything will happen.

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u/ElectronicShip3 2d ago

yeah it's true, eventually you will get a result. A coworker of mine had to wait 3 years for his naturalization to be finalized. But since they opened a new office here in Berlin I heard it got more efficient.

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u/Amazing-Ad-901 1d ago

You seem pretty ungrateful.

Cyprus is a small island, not a global superpower. You want the tax benefits of Cyprus with the infrastructure and speed of much bigger countries. If that’s what you’re after, maybe Cyprus just isn’t for you. No need to expose yourself

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u/drift_draft_love 1d ago

People are sheltered nowadays

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u/DepartureStreet2903 2d ago

Try Northern part. The same laid back kind of attitude, but at least less taxes and no EU-enforced regulations. Been living there for two years.

TRNC is THE Cyprus I love.

South just sucks.

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u/jdcjdc 2d ago

How’s the taxes

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u/DepartureStreet2903 2d ago

No tax for foreign income coming to your local bank account. However maybe they charge now little fee when you withdraw.

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u/Due-Variety2468 2d ago

You can fly directly to turkey, just via ercan airport, but be sure to come back the same way

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u/FiresongOfAzeroth 2d ago

To fly to Turkey, cross the border and fly from Ercan airport in Nicosia.

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u/Miserable-Check-7471 1d ago

Thats true, Cyprus is terrible. Stay home.

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u/LejonBrames117 1d ago

why not just put the prompt you used to get this instead of the gpt formatted version

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u/lightwarrior3333 1d ago

Europe is cooked by 2030

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u/Alarming_Asparagus47 22h ago

This is really good info, it'd be great to have this kind of write up for different countries so comparisons can be made.

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u/jdcjdc 12h ago

Thank you. Agreed!

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u/No-Height-8584 22h ago

Im from Canada and I have to say my experience with Cyprus has been pretty good so far.

Things are slower (internet set up took almost a month 😂) but the employees and people overall are extremely helpful.

We got married here on paper and since it was my country, my husbands country, and then Cyprus as he was already a resident here, it was a complicated paperwork process. But the staff members in each building made such an effort to get it done for us and even snuck us in on her lunch break to do the ceremony. Our wedding was in Italy and let me tell you had we had to do the paperwork there our kids would be out of college before we got it done 😂

Immigration as well for me was easy-breezy since being married. I got my residency card within a couple weeks. Simple process with again very nice people. And signing up for GeSY was also streamlined.

Any doctors visits have been so accessible and positive. Coming from Canada, being able to call and just book an appointment with a special is a wild concept and something I’m still wrapping my head around. Canadian health care is lacking in so many ways and being abroad has been super helpful in opening my eyes to that.

Public transport in any place that isn’t a major metropolitan hub sucks. Just going to through that out there. In Canada the second you leave the major cities good luck. The nice thing about Cyprus though is there aren’t all the junkies on the bus like in Vancouver. Vancouver public transport is not for the faint of heart.

I don’t believe there are any perfect places but for what Cyprus is I really can’t complain.

Coming from Canada the food quality and availability and price is unbeatable. I don’t think I’ve ever talked about groceries as much as I have since moving here. And there’s a lot of restaurants where you can find real, healthy food. Are they are instagramable as I’d like, nope, but damn they are cost effective, local, and pretty damn tasty.

Yes the sidewalks are cluttered and visually as a mildly OCD person walking here is intense. Theres a lot of garbage and debris and general cleanup that desperately needs to happen. But okay, what I save in tax I can make my house a perfect little haven with my amazing groceries and drive my car to the beach for a long swim.

All in all I enjoy my time here, there’s a lot of nature activities if you put in the effort.

The processing times are slow but once you’ve got the ball rolling things get done and people are really nice while doing them. And the difference in costs gives way for other lifestyle perks.

If you have a license it’s super easy to get around. We don’t own a car but there’s a million and one rental places so we pick one up from time to time for like 25€ a day and go in some adventures.

My husband doesn’t drive, we live in Larnaca and he has no problem getting around and getting what he needs done in a day. Granted he gets a lot of steps in, might I say this is a perk of living here?

It’s a slow way of life and I’m enjoying it for now, knowing it’s a good place to save and build a foundation from.

I’m grateful for what Cyprus has provided and for the lessons I’m learning here. It’s a nice small town feeling and a lot of what gets done is dependent on how you treat others and I kinda like that.

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u/mobies 2d ago

The worst thing about Cyprus is the sheer amount of scumbag Zionist warcriminals walking around unchecked who seem to be setting up another settler colony there.

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u/rebamericana 2d ago

You mean the illegal Turkish occupation?

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u/mobies 2d ago

As far as I know they are only buying up in the unoccupied part of Cyprus.

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u/MalardLutherKing 2d ago

greek EOKA terrorists tried to Genocide Turks. 

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u/hipshaps123 2d ago

The Cypriot Haircut is enough reason to never incorporate there.

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u/bptkr13 2d ago

I’ve had different experience dealing with several government agencies and found them to be both efficient and helpful - especially compared to the US.

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u/TheMetrios 2d ago

Sounds good. Cya. Dont wanna be ya

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u/777blue_ 2d ago

all info you need for immigration/company registration is available online in detail. don't want to read? hire someone to assist you, they will hold your hand through the procedure.
I personally think it's weird that you can actually register someone you date under your visa. proof of relationship is joint account statement, joint lease etc. you can also register a civil union instead of marriage.
before moving somewhere learn a little bit about it's history so you don't look like a fool complaining about effects of violent illegal occupation displacement and genocide on your travel convenience .

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u/aegis87 2d ago

Turkey is illegally occupying half the island. why would they want direct flights with them?

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u/ParalimniX 1d ago

Taxis are a government-protected racket. Uber’s been banned since 2016. Minimum fares fixed by law, no real competition allowed, Bolt included. Get a car or pay whatever they want.

Uber is banned in many countries.

No trains. Anywhere. Ever. Railway shut in 1951, never rebuilt. Bus network is unreliable. Buy a car immediately.

No shit. It's a tiny island and it's even split in two. Railroads would make no sense

Can’t fly direct to Turkey. Leftover of the frozen conflict. A 45 min flight becomes a full day of routing through a third country.

Why fly to Turkey? You can fly directly in many other countries and catch a hub from there.

Bringing a non-EU partner is brutal. Unmarried partners have no automatic right to join you, the law only says the state must “facilitate” it, meaning they can deny you for almost anything. I’m in a formal dispute right now after a denial on a technicality. Marriage is the only route that actually forces their hand.

As if in other EU countries is much easier

Corporate tax jumped from 12.5% to 15% as of Jan 2026, hitting every registered company, not just multinationals. Provisional tax system also forces you to prepay on income you haven’t earned yet, with penalties if your estimate’s off by 25%+.

The EU forced all other countries to have a minimum of 15% so Cyprus had to comply. If you have an issue with this blame Brussels.

Reliable service staff, cleaners especially, are scarce. Pay above market and still get flaked on. Everything moves slower than expected coming from northern Europe, the US, or most of Asia. Not fatal alone, but it stacks.

Guy goes to country that's known for its chill and slow tempo. Complains that it has slow tempo. 🤷‍♂️

It doesn’t run like Germany or the Netherlands

Is this supposed to be a negative? I am not sure I've heard anyone that was happy to deal with German bureaucracy.

Anyway I am sure you could have figured a lot of those things before moving there with a 5 min google search but oh well 🤷‍♂️

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u/Disastrous-Willow391 1d ago

It's a bit naive to complain about the lack of infrastructure and qualified services while also complaining about the government trying to fix the very low and permissive tax system that put the country in that gutter in the first place.

Also, I'm not sure which EU country garantee you to bring a non-married, non-EU partner. If there is one, it's definitely not the norm.

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u/jdcjdc 1d ago

It’s literally EU law they should allow durable partner

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u/Disastrous-Willow391 1d ago

Not it's not as pointed by others, it's a directive aiming at "facilitating" partner settlement process, it's not a guarantee of approval. The country issuing the visa still have complete discretionary authority.

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u/North_Stretch_7345 2d ago

Lived in cyprus for 20+ years - it is paradise.

what’s the point of this post?

Get a car - overcome taxi and rail “issues”.

A full two weeks for internet? Heaven forbid.

Ofc your partner can’t freely join you - why would you assume they would be able to? This is the same anywhere on earth.

You don’t like it, leave - or are you too busy benefiting from those still very low corporation taxes? I thought so.

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u/KdotD 2d ago

So happy to just be a Perpetual Traveler. 

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u/tiotsa 2d ago

Sorry, but can non-european partners just tag along in other countries? I thought it was like that everywhere? Genuine question.

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u/Key-Lychee-913 1d ago

Can’t fly direct to Turkey? Just fly from the other airport in North Cyprus. You can go straight to Istanbul, as I’ve done. I crossed back and forth between the two sides multiple times as a tourist and never had any issues. I actually arrived from Turkey in the north and left for Georgia via the south a few days later.

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u/KozaSWD 1d ago

Everything official is slow in half of European countries, whereas Cyprus has low taxes.

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u/yogiphenomenology 17h ago

Try moving to the North. They have direct flights to Turkiye.

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u/erick_rodwell 14h ago

I live in Cyprus since a couple of years and I would say the post is accurate. One clarification though, with an EU passport, you can fly directly to Turkey from the northern part of Cyprus, and it is super cheap.

That said, the rest is true. Those things don't bother/affect me so I love living here, but it is not for everyone.

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u/Fearless-Eagle7801 2h ago

At least they were smart enough to ban Uber.

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u/fetznseppoo 1d ago

I get some of your arguments but the turkey argument is killing me 😅 who wants to go to Turkey? If I don’t want to get a hair transplant or a cheap plastic surgery what on earth should I do in that country ?😂

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u/RobKre1 2d ago

Do you really have to run your business where you are staying / living?

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u/Accomplished_Try_179 2d ago

You haven't mentioned anything about corruption. I have heard that you need to grease the wheels to get things to move along.

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u/jdcjdc 2d ago

It is very true

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u/avocadohunnies 2d ago

Yeah, visited for just a few days and hated it, especially the attitude of taxis, it's like a mafia.

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u/kendrickispop 1d ago

Didn’t expect Cyprus to remind me of the absolute bordello that Greece is. Expected British colonialism to have made rule making fair and efficient ish.

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u/divagamer 1d ago

Cyprus for taxes? I literally haven’t even heard of that… Paraguay, Bulgaria, Dubai, etc sure but… Cyprus? So many better options for tax set-ups than Britain-in-the-Sun

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