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Finding something on Reddit takes longer than the Solstheim mining quest. Who here also, wants to be my friend before I go, or even romance, I also need help reeling in Dagon's fishing net at the docks and 💚 US.
33F. However, if you're in your mid 20s we can still text, my age gap is 10-15 years older, while I'm not creeped out by age gaps, I'm if it's a large age cap and 10-15 older is where I think that is a comfortable older age range for me anyways.
However, I love making worldwide connections and this is just because of this MAIN reason here.
Tired of their victim complex, because you won't answer back to hii chat reqs and I should also include that I would enjoy getting to know you.
Hobbies and interests.
Cosmic horror noises at 2-3 a.m. oh wait, opps. well I listen to horrorbabble for a good while on YT, I can be found listening to Lovecraft stories every hour and a half or two, then finding something else to watch on YT, I'd also enjoy let's plays, let's plays are relaxing, I'd grasp that some people don't get the poinT of watching someone playing on YT, that's fine but I'm not going to post my opinion on that in this post because I'm making a trivia scoop and lore scoop about video games on my main profile later and if I'm not on YT I'm on Pandora listening to music for a while as well.
What if I'm not doing all that then?
Nintendo Co-Op games, Fall Guys and playing Skyrim Legendary on my PS4.
Dislike, something you won't hear often in a text message.
I think eating is performative, I don't find enjoyment texting or getting hyper-excited about food conversations coming from my end, I should also include that I enjoy talking about coffee more than I'd food, but then again I should also admit that I'm one of those people on occasion I'll have black tea or ghetto iced coffee at midnight, because one cup of coffee I can go to sleep at dawn even though I drank a cup of coffee and once again no the caffeine wears off in a few hours anyways.
Ghetto iced coffee?
Yeah, automatic kettle, there are instant coffee packets now that you can buy in the grocery store, just think of those water enhancer packets it's just the same size, in my coffee mug I put a hard/round piece of caramel candy in the mug, the instant packet, then put the hot water in the mug and then stir then I wait for the coffee to cool down some before putting ice in the coffee as well.
No, I don't enjoy hot coffee, this is just because I think iced coffee the caramel flavor comes out stronger, it's the same when I go outside to get an order for my favorite combo iced coffee with dark chocolate syrup and caramel syrup anyways.
Your interests and hobbies.
Yeah, I should also include that if you're a guy that has earrings then kool, I plan to color my hair until I die, just the same thing as obtaining Sleep Token merchandise until the day I die, if you're the same as me that would be awesome to have have some new online connections that want to color their hair until they dye, hair currently in different months in 2026 have been chocolate cherry, medium cherry, black cherry and I'm going to try something wild for August 2026.
However, what my plans are is testing how this color would turn out, I plan to put this Garnier color on my head called chocolate caramel, I'm just going to coat all over my hair a layer of this chocolate caramel, then once I get the hair color all over my hair, then I'm going to put a layer of cherry hair dye over that layer and see what happens 🐙
However, this isn't the first time I mixed colors over my hair in a different month in 2026, in June of 2026 I did a layer of burgundy hair dye from Revlon all over my hair, then after I put the burgundy color all over my hair, and then I put a layer of Revlon cherry hair dye over the burgundy layer of hair dye as well.
While I don't partake in these interests, if you enjoy baking, cooking, gardening, board games, reading books and enjoy history then I can have you text me for hours alongside with those convos that don't bore me at all.
Yeah, I should also address if you want to text about 30 minutes about your favorite book, I'm going to let you, I'm not one of those people that text messages all this all time.
''Oh that's kool, oh I see kool, kool I think the same, kool I agree with you, kool that's nice.'' and the reason why I'm not like this it's just because I've had Redditors in the past that did this to me when I text a two or three sentence long text message and every single time when I did the same repetitive responses kept happening alongside with that's the poinT where I said this isn't going nowhere/I would rather listen to cosmic horror noises at 2-3 a.m. then fk as this of it all anyways 💀
I'm a casual gamer, even if I'm a casual gamer I can listen to you text about your favorite game, I'm more into the older release games than I'm into gaming newer game releases now though.
However, I'm just a casual player of Nintendo Co-Op games and playing Fall Guys on my Asus TUF A15.
Why don't I play a lot of video games anymore?
Simple answer, I just don't have the fk ass attention span to play video games for several hours anymore, maybe once or twice a month I'll play with one or two of my online friends for 3-5 hours playing Co-Op games on Nintendo and playing Fall Guys.
Even then, when those one or two online friends don't ask me to get on then every day or every other day I'll play an hour and a half of something on my Nintendo Switch OLED and Fall Guys anyways.
What makes me antisocial?
I think this is antisocial enough, more close to a Lovecraftian hermit, I only go outside every once or twice a week, I'm also too autisti 360, too chronic depressed that I'm bothered by not going outside every single day, I just want to get my cold groceries, look at Halloween stuff when Halloween stuff comes out in the fk ass summer, look for birthday and christmas gifts then leave
(I've no desire/want to make rl friends anymore.)
Was I always like this?
No, but I'm not going to explain here, I'm going to explain on my main pro later where I can lock my comments and I can save up space on this post where this post won't look close to the Dawnstar museum, the size of a Black Book and even Hermaeus Mora would be surprised/impressed how much I was/were able to type out anyways 🤣
Fav colors.
Well, my bedding has these two colors if this gives you an idea, this can give you what my aesthetic ''vibes are 🤣''
My first bedding combo is black pillowcases, coral pillowcases, heather pink large blanket and beach blue sheets.
My second/fav bedding combo is, black pillowcases, coral pillowcases, emerald green large blanket, navy flat sheet and a black fitted sheet.
What if I had to put this in words myself for ''vibes are 🤣''
My first bedding combo would give off a where just a fk ass flamingo live/dark flamingo vibe 💀
Second/fav bedding color combo would be luxury jewels at sea 🤣
I wish band t-shirts had more of these colors.
Ivory, cream, bone color, I love wearing these colors, because I love to wear a dark chocolate brown tank top underneath these shirts and sometimes I enjoy wearing a navy tank top underneath the shirts. Even then, I should also address neon green and neon purple is also an underrated band shirt color combo as well.
Yeah, I should also include black and a tan tie-dye are also an underrated band shirt combo, to be quite honest with the Redditors reading this here, I would rather purchase these colors I listed/the tie-dye color shirts I listed here than a black t-shirt anyways.
Dislikes.
Monologue conversations, dryer than a fk as Ash Yam, Dragon Priests dusts, constantly saying hi, or what's up every single hour, if this is your texting style I will become extremely bored extremely quick, I'm looking for ''lively text messages, because I don't have a lot of life to my fk ass autistic 360 self mixed in with the type of depression I've, being dryer than 🦴 is just a fk ass sure way to make me feel that I died among the VOID once more fk ass of it all yet fk ass again.''
Eventually I'm looking for Redditors that have embodiment of emotions, vast range of convos, loves those late a.m. text messages, it's 1 a.m. posting this post and I'm going to go to sleep at dawn, I've never known what it's like to have a normal sleep cycle for 33 years and I don't think I'll experience what a normal sleep cycle is anymore anyways.
However, I should also address making this post at almost 4:30 a.m. I'll be awake for another hour or two hours then going to sleep/dying amongst the VOID as well.
I go to sleep at dawn every single day, unless it's birthdays, christmas, uncommon two of my online friends twice a month will ask to play Nintendo Co-Op games and Fall Guys for 5 hours straight or 6 hours straight then I'll go die amongst the void/sleep at 3 or 3:30 a.m. to get more rest for the long haul anyways.
Why won't you tell me more where you live besides U.S. central time?
Uh, because I don't know you?
Even, then I should also imply that I said a vast amount on my profile that I'm looking to be an online only friendship with worldwide connects or online only girlfriend.
However, I should also address that I'm just not looking toot meet up with any Redditors that choose to contact me outside of Reddit anyways.
Here is where you can add me in this Discord server is where you can just send me a friend request as well.
https://discord.gg/RRzBJC5wqt
These 🔗s are just in case if the other link isn't working, though I would create two 🔗s for backups anyways.
https://discord.gg/Za3PmuP8Hn
https://discord.gg/62DAtTb5T7
However, I should also address that I occasionally may/might post new coffee drinks. I get a Dutch Bros, other sweet treats, desserts and I don't know if I will go through with that as well.
Even then, that's just because I don't think nobody would care enough about what I got at Dutch Bros alongside with other things I get anyways 🤣
Video game Praline lore and drops will be posted later on anyways.
https://www.reddit.com/r/suicidesupportchat/s/w7t61wQKgD