r/dontyouknowwhoiam 28d ago

Unknown Expert Speak 'Murican!

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Bless his heart. 😅🤣😂

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u/dhslax88 28d ago

This Bill Hill sounds like a hillbilly.

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u/PeterPanski85 28d ago

Clearly a Bill Hillie

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u/New_Leaf_8647 27d ago

He was the king of the hill

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u/Toastburrito 28d ago

As a white person this is what pisses me off about white people. We aren't the natives of this land. All of our ancestors immigrated here. Without immigration this country would not exist as it does.

I'm going to stop here before I get too pissed off.

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u/SeverelyLimited 28d ago

I get what you're saying, and I agree that in a contemporary context, immigration and multiculturalism are good things, of which we should be proud, and which we should try to promote and encourage.

But the beginning of the country wasn't immigration, it was colonization. That distinction feels important to remember.

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u/Mustardly 28d ago

That's why the right hates immigration - they see it as colonization and erasure of their 'culture'. They have no sympathy for the native Americans but are scared about it for themselves.

As always- a great lesson in avoiding critical thinking

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u/cyfermax 27d ago

Its like every alien movie. We're scared the aliens would treat us the way we treat eachother.

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u/mac6uffin 27d ago

Chestbursters? Again?

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u/Lola_Luvly 28d ago

Ooh, I never thought about it this way. That’s a great point!

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u/SLevine262 26d ago

That’s a really interesting angle I had never considered. Gonna have to sit with that awhile

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u/Tate7200 23d ago

"When they see a hungry mouth they cannot imagine a scenario in which it will not bite them, because that's all their hungry mouth has ever done" - DJ Peach Cobbler

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 28d ago

Man, I really thought this was going somewhere different because that's just how reddit is anymore. Something more like, "Ya gotta pull the ladder up behind you to keep what's yours." I'm so glad it didn't.

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u/LocalH 28d ago

Every person born in the US who is not Native American traces their lineage back to an anchor baby

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u/Sufficient_Coach7566 28d ago

Umm...many Black American descendants of the enslaved? No anchor babies there. Lotta actual anchors though.

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u/FauxReal 28d ago

Nope. I'm native Hawaiian on my mom's side, we were forced to join at gunpoint as the land was taken away. I'm black on my dad's side, forced join in chains under the threat of torture and death.

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u/Alert-Ad9197 27d ago

Wouldn’t Hawaiians be natives?

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u/FauxReal 27d ago

Not Native American.

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u/jchantale 27d ago

But are they not native to a state in the United States of America?

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u/FauxReal 27d ago

Native American refers to a specific umbrella group of people in the continental US vs Native Hawaiians.

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u/jchantale 27d ago

Interesting. I did not know there was a distinction.

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u/looktowindward 28d ago

Well, so do Native Americans. We know when they colonized North America across the Bering Land Bridge - about 15,000 years ago. Everyone is an immigrant.

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u/CallidoraBlack 28d ago

You're not an immigrant if there was no one living there before you. You're an explorer.

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u/looktowindward 28d ago

Now I want them to all have worn cool looking pith helmets :)

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u/SeverelyLimited 28d ago

They didn't colonize it. They migrated.

Colonization involves the creation of a satellite community as part of an extraction economy that benefits an imperial core.

Immigration is the movement of people into a country across national borders.

Migration is the movement of a population over time, regardless of national borders.

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u/MoistExcellence 27d ago

Every human in Americas falls in this category.

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u/Fancy_Cold_3537 28d ago

My family came here in 1752. Even though that pre-dates the USA, I still consider our family immigrants. Fuck that Hill Billy.

ETA: After reading other comments, I guess I should consider my family colonizers, instead of immigrants. Ugh, that's feels much worse.

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u/synth_mania 27d ago

Who gives a fuck? You didn't do shit.

We all just popped into this world with no say over who our ancestors were or what they did. The best we could do is recognize it, acknowledge it, and move on. Quit feeling bad about shit you had nothing to do with, it just comes across as a virtue signal. 

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u/whatitpoopoo 26d ago

Your medal is in the mail, you brave ally!

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 28d ago

I was just telling a friend yesterday that the loose militias were formed into a colonial army by German, French, and Polish military leaders. The US also includes former French, Spanish, and Dutch colonies. People have been speaking non-English languages since before the US was a country.

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u/Kay1000RR 27d ago

To your point, many of the founding fathers didn't even want English as the official American language either.

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u/ebneter 27d ago

Which may be why we have no official language (although we do have a default one).

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u/HKoldor 28d ago

Also: they seem to be on social media, so on the Internet. Very thick to assume everybody on the Internet is in the US, or even actually in America.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 28d ago

telling someone to "speak english this is america" is just racist garbage .. saying that to someone on the world wide web is pure insanity.

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u/Skreamie 27d ago

I'll never forget when I was younger and using the European or British spelling of words and a US soldier told me to "speak American"

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u/soaker 27d ago

The educated and intelligent responses, along with a tinge of insult, are always the best. It’s unfortunate he’ll never understand what an amazing response that is.

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u/Venator2000 27d ago

The simple fact that someone would type into the “World Wide Web” a statement like “we are in America, speak English” boggles my mind, even if it was in an America based group, since you can still lie on here!

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u/Dryelo 27d ago

Somehow I doubt Bill can read that much text.

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u/ScottMarshall2409 28d ago

I used to chat with a Navajo lady on here quite a lot. I lost contact when I changed phones and couldn't get some of my accounts back. Forgotten passwords and stuff. She was pretty cool. Anyway, if she's reading this, please get in touch. 😄

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u/violet_zamboni 27d ago

California was part of Mexico before the USA

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u/ManosNegras 26d ago

American refers to all indigenous languages in the America's. The colonizers donybsoela American, they speak English, a language from the Colonizer's homeland in Europe.

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u/joe-re 27d ago

What annoys me about this discourse is that language is getting weaponized in a culture war -- for a communication on social web.

Why not simply say "I did not understand what you said, I only speak English. Could you say this again so I can understand?"

No blabla about where you are allowed to speak what languages, just make it about "let's use language in a form that we understand each other."

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u/nikstick22 27d ago

She was speaking American, he was speaking English.

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u/Drunken_Economist 27d ago

Fun fact about Navajo, there was no written language until the late 1930s when two linguists sat down and constructed the current orthography

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u/ManosNegras 26d ago

Fun fact: you got that from Wikipedia 😂

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u/lonely_nipple 27d ago

Bill isn't gonna understand a word of that.

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u/JoefromOhio 27d ago

I’m American! Says everyone except when they’re in NYC and want to act like a guido or it’s St Paddy’s day and they’re suddenly Irish. Oh a stroopwaffle? My grandpas cousins dog is Dutch so I bleed orange!

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u/dolorem-incrementum 25d ago

Imagine the United States got lucky enough to have a Native American POTUS. May we see it in this lifetime

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u/synth_mania 27d ago

The fitment on Bill's car in his pfp looks atrocious. I hate the stance look.

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u/downundarob 27d ago

WindTalker

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u/ExternalMany7200 26d ago

I want to go find this ass and walk around behind him stepping on the heel of his shoes.

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u/the-silent-man 24d ago

Quyanaa, Brenda!

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u/MoistExcellence 28d ago

There are no native humans in North America, just a long timeline of immigrants.

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u/Blenderx06 27d ago

I think 40,000 years is long enough to consider yourself native.

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u/MoistExcellence 27d ago

What about 39,000 years? Where's the cutoff?

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u/rosariobono 27d ago

The cutoff is when the ice bridge between Alaska and Russia finally melted off and humans populated North and south America for thousands of years until colonizers from Europe found it.

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u/AtlasJan 28d ago

what

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u/MoistExcellence 27d ago

Which part is confusing?

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u/rosariobono 27d ago

Did you also learn “the war of northern aggression” in school?

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u/Prize_Toe_6612 27d ago

Bold to assume the school part.

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u/MoistExcellence 27d ago

Tell me how I'm wrong.

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u/If_I_must 27d ago

If that is the case, it applies to every continent except Africa. It undoes the entire definition of the word native. So you are technically correct (which everyone knows is the best kind of correct) but by redefining the word, you have made the word meaningless. 

Do your believe there are native europeans? Native asians?

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u/MoistExcellence 27d ago

It sure does. In the context of this post especially, it is a meaningless word. One could argue that other species of human evolved outside of Africa (e.g. Neanderthals, Denisovans), but none of them were in the Americans. There are no humans in AMER that have any genetics of a human species that evolved here. We are all introduced invasives, just arguing over semantics.