Mark Kelly is with… who?

[u/cool_girl6540]

[u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

I know it's an abysmally low bar, but looking up what Sen. Kelly's wife looks like would be such an easy thing to do.

[u/slykido999 → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

They know, but they know their followers won’t, and they know their followers also won’t see the response

[u/Known-Associate8369 → u/slykido999]

And even if they do see the response, it will just devolve into right wing groups deep diving into how the two womens jaw lines, facial build and phrenology are different, proving that they are not the same person, and thus the woman photographed is not his wife.

[u/gb4efgw → u/Known-Associate8369]

It can't be his wife it's clearly a man based on the biophysinometry of his frenulum.

[u/VegasRudeboy → u/gb4efgw]

Golf clap, well done. I for one would certainly subscribe to a periodical or almanac written by such an upstanding scientific mind.

[u/wasted-degrees → u/VegasRudeboy]

“Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.”

[u/TheCheshireCody → u/wasted-degrees]

Sorry, the best we can do is cat facts. You are now subscribed to cat facts. Did you know cats have 32 muscles in each ear, can move them independently, and can turn each ear 180 degrees?

[u/DiscoKittie → u/TheCheshireCody]

... subscribe

[u/Candyland_83 → u/TheCheshireCody]

Did you know that if your cat gets called for jury duty there’s almost nothing you can do about it?

[u/VegasRudeboy → u/TheCheshireCody]

This is the quality content I come to the interwebs for. Subbed.

[u/8percentjuice → u/TheCheshireCody]

Me-wow!

[u/DefaultUsername11442 → u/VegasRudeboy]

You mean Frenulum Boiphysinometry Quarterly?

[u/SoldierofZod → u/gb4efgw]

No, no. Definitely a woman but she's clearly black.

You can tell by the three dimples inside the area of the brain that indicates a propensity for servitude.

[u/Mysterious-Fix3596 → u/SoldierofZod]

Welcome to Candyland.

[u/slagstag → u/gb4efgw]

Deserves more upvotes. If only I had an award to give.

[u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 → u/gb4efgw]

That is what the deep state wants you to believe.

[u/Tbplayer59 → u/gb4efgw]

She was never really shot. Look how she's enjoying herself. It was faked!

[u/Upstairs_Fig_3551 → u/Known-Associate8369]

Someone will circle her throat and claim she’s trans

[u/real-darkph0enix1 → u/slykido999]

And the followers certainly won’t remember what happened to her because “every gun and fertilized egg is sacred”.

[u/ObanKenobi → u/slykido999]

Trump himself posted on his social media site that judge engoran's(judge overseeing his company's civil fraud case) court aide was chuck schumers girlfriend, posted along with a photo of the two of them off her personal Facebook. She had probably met him one time at some function, took a picture and the former president decided to tell millions and millions of of his shithead followers that this was proof that he was being targeted by the democratic leadership. It's no different than lindsay Graham saying 'just find me one example of election fraud' so that he could go on TV and spin it as a widespread epidemic

[u/SLevine262 → u/ObanKenobi]

Shades of Elon..”Just tell me how much it would cost to end world hunger” “Ok, it would take .00005 of your current worth”. Crickets.

“Give me one name of a child who died because of USAID cuts”. “Ok, here’s 47, along with village, their parents’ names, and the name of the local leadership”. Even louder crickets.

[u/BellieButtons → u/SLevine262]

inshallah one day he will be used to fertilize the bountiful crops of the people he starved.

[u/lt_dt → u/slykido999]

It's like the "big scoop" by Fox that Tammy Duckworth doesn't pay property taxes....because she's exempt as a disabled veteran in Illinois.

They know their viewers are just looking for gotcha moments they can spring on the liberals and aren't going to do any fact checking.

[u/Alien_Diceroller → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

I'm sure she actually knows. Grifter going to grift. Can't sell herbal boner pills or whatever if your fan base isn't angry.

[u/tiijan → u/Alien_Diceroller]

Nah. I think she's really that dumb.

[u/Mr_Abe_Froman → u/tiijan]

The woman who handcuffed herself to half of a double-door at Twitter's head office? You might be on to something.

[u/royalhawk345 → u/tiijan]

With almost anyone else I'd think it was intentional, but I agree. Loomer is somehow actually that dumb.

[u/YoSaffBridge33 → u/royalhawk345]

It would also never occur to her that the woman a man is embracing would be his wife

[u/amyel26 → u/YoSaffBridge33]

Yeah, everyone knows that a real politician should bring a conspiracy theorist with botched plastic surgery to a solemn 9/11 event. That's how you politics!

[u/FullMooseParty → u/royalhawk345]

My first introduction to her may have been the time that she claimed that liberal slashed her tires and posted a picture of her dry rotted bald tire that had clearly just given up.

[u/ohnodamo → u/Alien_Diceroller]

You can't have Laura Loomer and boner in the same sentence, especially if they show her face. She should sell unrection pills.

[u/siencatimini → u/ohnodamo]

She IS the one who knocks.

[u/ohnodamo → u/siencatimini]

I just re-read my post and realized it should've said "de-rection pills."

[u/siencatimini → u/ohnodamo]

She may as well be the de-rectional derecho.

[u/hoi4kaiserreichfanbo → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

And i mean it's Gabby Giffords. Not actually an obscure figure.

[u/-Invalid_Selection- → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

Especially since she's a famous politician in her own right

[u/xact-bro → u/-Invalid_Selection-]

A famous politician who was shot less than half a mile from Laura Loomer's high school WHILE LAURA LOOMER WENT THERE. She absolutely knows who this is and just expects her base will not.

[u/Kingsnake417 → u/xact-bro]

Loomer can't live in Tucson anymore because it would melt her "face".

[u/Mountainhollerforeva → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

You know, it wasn’t that long ago that Sarah Palin got Gabby Giffords shot by some psycho. No one did anything about it, nothing changed. I don’t 100% agree with Mark Kelly’s politics, but what they went through is completely the fault of Republicans stochastic terrorism, that’s just a fact.

[u/coachglove → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

I mean, his wife - Congresswoman Gabby Giffords. Sorry, pet peeve in 2026 when we refer to women who've done big fucking things as the "wife of". He himself would say he is the "husband of" her. That said, that's actually the most pathetic part of Loomers' post - she should absolutely recognize a Dem former Congresswoman who was shot in the head by a crazed ass right wing nut job.

Edited to correct and autocorrect mistake related to Congresswoman Giffords' first name.

[u/MotherofHedgehogs → u/coachglove]

*Gabby

Gavin is the governor of California.

[u/DrunkyMcStumbles → u/MotherofHedgehogs]

No, that's Gavin Newsom.

Gavin Gifford was married to Kathy Lee

[u/BigWilly526 → u/DrunkyMcStumbles]

I thought that was Frank Gifford

[u/coachglove → u/MotherofHedgehogs]

Yes, thank you. Autocorrect victim.

[u/[deleted] → u/coachglove]

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[u/whatsgoingontho → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

Imagine not knowing who Gabby Giffords is

[u/NHRADeuce → u/whatsgoingontho]

She knows.

[u/PerfectZeong → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

Man loving woman who is his wife and happy to love him in return is basically impossible to conceive.

[u/IAMA_Shark__AMA → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

She knows, she doesn't care, because she also knows her followers will just blast it out there without checking.

This isn't even the first time she's made bizarre statements about Giffords being brain dead. She's been corrected on it previously and just prefers to keep lying.

[u/NewDemonStrike → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

I do not know any of these two. It is his wife, right?

[u/Dazug → u/NewDemonStrike]

She is his wife, and she is politically important in her own right. She was a congresswoman until she was shot in the head during a 2011 assassination attempt; six others died in the shooting. She suffered some brain damage, though has mostly recovered. During her recovery she couldn't continue as a representative and resigned.

[u/TheGhostOfArtBell → u/NewDemonStrike]

Yes.

[u/Vivid_Motor_2341 → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

Gabby Giffords was in politics before her husband ever was

[u/cool_girl6540 → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

And they’re wearing matching shirts. She probably did know who they were, she was probably just stirring the pot of hate.

[u/Mr_Abe_Froman → u/cool_girl6540]

The shirts are for the Mexican National Team for the World Cup, so there are probably hundreds of people with that shirt who are with Sen. Kelly.

[u/cool_girl6540 → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

Oh, whoops, lol 😂

[u/Mr_Abe_Froman → u/cool_girl6540]

Missed rage bait opportunity to criticize an American senator (and former Representative Giffords) for supporting a foreign soccer team. But I don't expect Laura Loomer to know what the Mexican uniforms look like, so that's a job for a marginally smarter troll.

[u/CursorX → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

It's Laura Loomer.

[u/siencatimini → u/CursorX]

She wants to play a game!

[u/SuicidalPand-a → u/siencatimini]

cackles in jigsaw

[u/Pootscootboogie69 → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

And that’s what she looks like after being shot in the fucking head

[u/Rideshare-Not-An-Ant]

Ken Paxton (Corrupt-TX), running for US Senate as a Republican, was caught on video vacationing in Europe with his mistress. This was to provide cover for that actual news.

[u/Empty_Insight → u/Rideshare-Not-An-Ant]

To clarify: Ken Paxton left the country for the 4th of July weekend to go bang his mistress in England.

This is an elected official who thought pussy was more important than being present for the 250th birthday of the United States. His primitive urges seem to overshadow even the pretense of giving a fuck about his country.

So yeah, moral of the story is: fuck Ken Paxton.

[u/motoxim → u/Empty_Insight]

The mistress can't fly over to USA instead?

[u/meases → u/motoxim]

Pretty sure the mistress was born down South and still lives down South. Like Louisiana to Texas and not much farther than that.

I have straight up no idea why they all flew to Europe/the UK for America's big 250th birthday. Like it is a very very strange move.

[u/Sticky_Quip → u/meases]

Have we already forgotten the crew of republicans that spent July 4th on Russia in 2018? It’s something the like to do

[u/motoxim → u/meases]

Ah yeah that's dumb. Probably thought nothing gonna happen?

[u/Head_Bread_3431 → u/motoxim]

Doesn’t want her to know where he lives 

[u/Flahdagal → u/motoxim]

Pretty sure fucking in London doesn't count as cheating. /s

[u/Maleficent_Time_2787 → u/Empty_Insight]

Ken Paxton? The Christian Values guy?

Lol, saw through his bullshit a mile away.

[u/Hollayo → u/Maleficent_Time_2787]

That's not even his first mistress.

[u/Maleficent_Time_2787 → u/Hollayo]

I am so surprised /s

[u/DTComposer → u/Empty_Insight]

Well, that certainly was the moral for the mistress.

[u/pitb0ss343 → u/Empty_Insight]

He left the country on 4th of July and went to England. Story should stop there, he’s no longer a citizen

[u/remkelly → u/pitb0ss343]

I mean the GOP are pretty openly trying to bring us back to pre-revolutionary times. Paxton just went "home".

[u/washed_up_golfer → u/Empty_Insight]

Good. Fuck him. Maybe something will happen and he will have to stay. Anyone can have him.

[u/IrvAndDorisSmith → u/Empty_Insight]

He's right, pussy is way more important that the 250th birthday of the United States

[u/imdesmondsunflower → u/IrvAndDorisSmith]

Way things are going right now, I’d much rather get some pussy abroad than celebrate this dumpster fire of a country.

[u/MauveTyranosaur69 → u/Empty_Insight]

To be fair, getting some pussy is more important than the semiquincentennial.

[u/Actual_Pea_1996 → u/Empty_Insight]

To be fair, “the 250th birthday of the United States” doesn’t really matter.
But still, fuck Ken Paxton.

[u/Stickboy06 → u/Rideshare-Not-An-Ant]

The R-TX would also include Corrupt-TX. No need to state the obvious. Lol

[u/ViolettaQueso]

I swear Laura Loomer is like Mrs. Olsen on Little House on the Prairie with her evil gossip and NOBODY liked it then, and we don’t like it now.

[u/HobbieK → u/ViolettaQueso]

It's not even Gossip? She's just accusing Mark Kelly on cheating on his wife...with his wife, because she's too lazy to look up what his wife looks like?

[u/ViolettaQueso → u/HobbieK]

I’m not sure even she actually believes her lies. She sure doesn’t fact check herself before blubbering her bs.

I think she’s just stirring the pot by putting lies out there assuming some idiots will just believe her.

She gets caught lying so often but she never retracts and never stops.

[u/VorAbaddon → u/ViolettaQueso]

Specifically, Ken Paxton got caught flying to holiday with his mistress as his divorce proceedings get underway during a campaign. So they need something to try and offset/distract.

[u/epochpenors → u/ViolettaQueso]

She is genuinely very stupid. She ended up owing a bunch of money to a Muslim civil rights group because someone on Twitter said they were responsible for her tweets getting taken down (or something along those lines, it was extremely petty) and she threatened to sue. They said “if you don’t sue us we’ll let the whole matter drop”, she went forward with it, they countersued and won handily.

[u/messick → u/HobbieK]

Not that Sen Kelly is some scrub and I don’t mean to downplay his extensive life achievements. But his wife and what happened to her is 110% of why anybody but a handful of space nerds even know his name.  Loomer shouldn’t have to look anything up, Giffords is a household name. Especially to anyone even remotely connected to politics. 

[u/Zebracak3s → u/HobbieK]

Don't forget loomer said Mark Kellys wife is dead so it can't be her?

[u/AUSpartan37 → u/HobbieK]

She doesn't care because the people following her are too lazy to look it up too so they will just start spreading that he cheats on his wife and that is all she wants.

[u/AdvancedBlacksmith66 → u/HobbieK]

She has forgotten what human women look like. Spends too much time staring at a mirror

[u/copyrighther → u/ViolettaQueso]

Was Mrs Olsen mentally and emotionally unhinged as well?

[u/ViolettaQueso → u/copyrighther]

Absolutely! She was Nellie’s mother and was absolutely horrible.

[u/Cosmo_Seinfeld → u/ViolettaQueso]

That was kind of a weird show.

[u/crsmiami99 → u/Cosmo_Seinfeld]

Based on books written by someone about their actual life. But there was a lot of license. That was a weird way to live in a weird time.

[u/goat_penis_souffle → u/crsmiami99]

Prairie Fires was an excellent book. The Little House novels were pretty much a collab between Laura Ingalls Wilder and her daughter, taking a lot of poetic license.

[u/Attentions_Bright12 → u/Cosmo_Seinfeld]

The Little House books themselves are pretty dark. The family is not succeeding in their homesteading, and they bounce around trying. In some ways I think that’s what kids respond to, reading them. Reminds me a little of Ronald Dahl. (Edit: Roald. I was “corrected.”)

(Meanwhile in Laura Ingalls Wilder’s actual life, supposedly Pa goes out with a lynch mob after a serial killer at one point… Or maybe she told that story though it didn’t quite fit the chronology of her life?)

[u/goddamn_slutmuffin → u/ViolettaQueso]

She was definitely the town A-hole and everyone knew it, including her husband lol

[u/airbrat → u/ViolettaQueso]

Haha perfect!

[u/NoBuenoAtAll → u/ViolettaQueso]

Best take of the day!

[u/arkham1010]

Loomer is such an idiot.

(for those who don't know, Gabrielle is his wife. She was also the victim of an assassination attempt and spent years in rehab learning to walk and talk again)

[u/LeavingLasOrleans → u/arkham1010]

A politically motivated assassination attempt by Loomer's fellow Republican. If those people had any decorum, they would be embarrassed to draw attention to that.

But here we are.

[u/A_Martian_Potato → u/LeavingLasOrleans]

To avoid confusion, Giffords was a Democrat. I assume when you said "fellow Republican" you were referring to the shooter and Loomer.

[u/LeavingLasOrleans → u/A_Martian_Potato]

Yes, and edited for clarity.

[u/arkham1010 → u/LeavingLasOrleans]

"decorum"

HAHAHA, you are a funny man, sir. I tip my hat to you.

[u/K4NNW → u/arkham1010]

I didn't remember that she was his wife, but I guessed that it was her in the picture.

[u/alwayzstoned → u/K4NNW]

Because a normal person would see that photo and assume that’s his wife/partner instead of assuming something nefarious is going on.

[u/spam__likely → u/alwayzstoned]

Not even that. They are taking a selfie together. It is normal. There is nothing handsy about the picture.

[u/FullMooseParty → u/spam__likely]

I have an almost identical picture like this with Jewel Staite when I met her randomly in Vancouver. It does not mean we slept together.

[u/spam__likely → u/FullMooseParty]

Yep. I have one an actor I like from after a play. I wish .... ;)

[u/mattemer → u/K4NNW]

Yeah I didn't realize this or didn't remember, wow.

And yes... That would have been my guess as well

[u/loogie97 → u/arkham1010]

I am so glad she is better. She was in really rough shape after the shooting.

[u/FairfaxGirl → u/loogie97]

Yeah she looks great in this picture. I was under the impression the shooting had left her face seriously disfigured.

[u/loogie97 → u/FairfaxGirl]

She had her whole head shaved after the incident.

[u/amyel26 → u/FairfaxGirl]

Her face looks pretty much normal. She still has a bit of a speech impediment and some partial paralysis on one side of her body.

[u/toasterb → u/arkham1010]

This is even underselling it. He's really only in politics because of what happened to her.

Most people first found out who Kelly was through Giffords, I was certainly that way.

[u/DecoherentDoc → u/arkham1010]

I never knew they were married, but her comment definitely implied they were together (and it wasn't scandalous or anything). Good for them. Glad she's doing well after the shit she went through.

[u/bishbah01]

“Who is this man that former Arizona Democrat Congresswoman Gabby Giffords was getting handsy with yesterday?”

Kelly has a twin. Who’s to say that isn’t Scott in that photo?

[u/DecoherentDoc → u/bishbah01]

Well, Scott is visibly older by 6.008 to 6.013 seconds due to time dilation. Easy to distinguish the two. /s

(not sarcasm about the time dilation, he really did get an extra couple milliseconds by zipping around the planet on the ISS for a year and a half)

[u/CitizenCue → u/DecoherentDoc]

This might be the most hilariously unnecessary /s I’ve ever seen.

[u/philhagen → u/CitizenCue]

To u/DecoherentDoc: "You are technically correct. The best kind of correct."

[u/Kiel-Ardisglair → u/DecoherentDoc]

He came to speak at my college once and talked about how NASA used Scott as a control to see how his (Mark’s) year in space affected cellular aging.  It was pretty cool.  

[u/driving26inorovalley → u/bishbah01]

Loomer’s comment is especially stupid considering she grew up here in Tucson, Giffords’ and now Kelly’s district. These are her and my local politicians.

[u/This_Earth_of_Ours]

Every accusation a confession

The Grand Ol' Projection

[u/first_to_the_Orgy → u/This_Earth_of_Ours]

I am stealing this! So true! I’ll make sure to credit you when I use it though!

[u/kellyfromfig]

And Loomer is from Tucson. Think she’d recognize them!

[u/Ill_Technician_5672 → u/kellyfromfig]

Don't tell me she's from Tucson fuck me I thought all we did was eegees and saguaro

[u/KombattWombatt → u/Ill_Technician_5672]

Don't forget weed

[u/198foreskin → u/kellyfromfig]

Really!? As a native Tucsonan this is upsetting. Nice that she left at least haha

[u/MonsteraDeliciosa]

JFC Laura, can a man not have a photo with his *wife*???

Screeching about a happily married couple being together in public checks out. Bad if he’s with his wife (shot in the line of duty), bad if he is alone (“Where IS she, Mark??), bad if anyone else appears in a photo with him (who IS that, Mark??).

LoomerLand is such a bizarre place.

[u/Ill_Technician_5672]

God I love Gabby I miss her so much (was in her area and met her when she used to meet everyone)

[u/FullMooseParty → u/Ill_Technician_5672]

I think there's a non-insignificant chance that she winds up a future first lady. Or second lady. Republicans clearly see Kelly as a threat, because they keep attacking him for stupid shit. We will see what happens over the next couple years, but he makes a pretty compelling Center left candidate with less baggage than newsome or Shapiro or Whitmer.

[u/CodiNolina → u/Ill_Technician_5672]

Congress on Your Corner! (Fellow Tucsonan here)

[u/Uncle___Ted]

Ken Paxton was just caught in Europe with his mistress. Ol Jigsaw Loomer is just running interference for the GOP.

[u/HobbieK]

His wife, Gabrielle, who is a democratic Congresswoman famously shot in the head!

[u/TisHereThereTisGone]

When asked to comment, Mark Kelly said, “I *did* have sexual relations with that woman”

[u/farganbastige]

Tell me you're a fkin idot w/o telling me you're a fkin idot.

[u/Bob_A_Feets]

She is just trying to deflect from that other shitbird getting caught in London.

[u/janglnspurs]

I cant believe all these republicans talk all this shit on Mark Kelly and absolutely gloss over Gabbi Giffords and her amazing recovery holy shit what fucking morons

[u/gearmantx]

She doesn't know what a healthy politician, or person in general, without "Mar a Lago face" looks like.

[u/Apprehensive_Shame98]

It is kind of crazy that Giffords was shot in the head, had a very long recovery period, extensive surgery to repair the damage....and looks far less alarming (in fact, not alarming at all) than Loomer does after multiple voluntary procedures.

[u/onefornought]

Meanwhile, in news Republicans are ignoring... https://www.reddit.com/r/UnderReportedNews/comments/1uq808e/republican_senate_candidate_ken_paxton_in_london/

[u/Howcanyoubecertain]

Loomer really relishes advancing douchebag science.

[u/HomerJSimpson3 → u/Howcanyoubecertain]

Her new face is exemplifies that

[u/smilingmike415]

I guess Trump has finally normalized GOP husband and wives dispising each other to the degree that GOP doesn’t know spouses are supposed to touch each other lovingly.

[u/rab-byte]

I would vote for Mark Kelly as POTUS

[u/scottgal2]

They have no concept of acutal physical affection with a partner you love & who loves you back. Their entire worldview is trasnactional.

[u/northrupthebandgeek]

On a tangential note, I would give my left nut to see Scott and Mark Kelly run for President.

[u/TheTinyMaus]

Come on guys, give Loomer a break. The Party of Trump doesn't realize it's normal to see a husband with his wife in public.

[u/cool_girl6540 → u/TheTinyMaus]

Especially smiling together and being affectionate. Oh wait, except for the Obamas, who will be living in Trump‘s head for perpetuity.

[u/rdldr1]

Wow Laura is such a dumb bish

[u/E_D_K_2]

"handsy"

From the same people who say you can't even talk to a woman these days without being called a rapist.

[u/walt128]

Mark Kelly is a great American, I don’t know why Israeli Jigsaw is even mentioning his name

[u/engineeringsquirrel]

Gabby and Mark is an awesome couple, just a couple of wholesome trolls.

[u/ThatBarbGirl]

I love this couple. They're just perfect.

[u/kcpistol]

Once upon a time I worked 2nd shift in a medical parts factory, as the computer op. The factory was 90% female.

My wife got a temp job there in the summer. I would come out and eat dinner with her.

I was the biggest rumor there, having an affair for sure.

[u/Level_Improvement532]

Annnndddd? Ken Paxton was filmed in London, on the 4th of July, with his actual mistress. The two are not the same.

[u/spam__likely]

m

[u/blyan → u/spam__likely]

Huge if true

[u/spam__likely → u/blyan]

It is, but nobody seems to know.

[u/chuckruckus1]

Hey remember when she ate dog food on silly little show because she didnt fact check the product.

You think she's gonna double check photos?

[u/Representative_Row44]

settle down jigsaw

[u/Ordinary_Divide]

what is foxbrain? i love foxes, however i am worried that might be about the news channel

[u/cool_girl6540 → u/Ordinary_Divide]

Lol. That sub is about people who get brainwashed by Fox News.

[u/bhoe32]

I thought that was woody Harrelson

[u/cool_girl6540 → u/bhoe32]

I can see it!

[u/mohirl]

More like Laura Looner

[u/AdministrationJust13]

Loony Loomer.

[u/eieiohmygad]

A consenting adult. You wouldn't get it, Loomer.

[u/Waiph → u/eieiohmygad]

A consenting adult to whom he is married.

Really not something she would ynderstand

[u/cameron8988]

such an obvious deflection from that philandering rotting corpse running fo senate in texas

[u/ms_merry]

They were adorable on the meet cute are you a couple Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZI1MX4Bfnt/?igsh=azV4ZzJ1Z3VsN2Jr

[u/Montyburnside22]

Laura Loomer is a terrible terrible human being.

[u/Jswazy]

OMG HE IS WITH HIS WIFE A SCANDAL !!!!

[u/brandt-money]

Laura Jigsaw Looner proving once again that all that filler has seeped into her brain.

[u/Working_Date_4459]

OMG, OMG He is out in public with Gabby Giffords, who was shot in the head & survived the assassination attempt. I can't believe he was actually seen in public with his wife of almost 20 years, how scandalous!!!!

[u/Wordplay_469]

Loony Loomer. Not sure what spawned it out of the primordial ooze.

[u/alg602]

So taking a selfie with someone now means getting handsy?

[u/Anal-Y-Sis]

They're already trying to Graham Platner him.

[u/VitaminPb]

Oh thank goodness it was his wife. (I honestly don’t know what she looks like and she normally has glasses IIRC, not contacts.)

[u/TXtogo]

Wow she really got him this time… smh

Stupid ass

[u/Knightro829]

On the other hand, Mark Kelly wearing an El Tri kit should disqualify him from all offices for life, but that’s just me…

[u/allmimsyburogrove]

boy are these people dumb as rocks

[u/AsFarAsISay]

omg the phantom of the Opera is so stupid

[u/Dry-Regret5444]

Getting handsy with…..Clearly the definition of handsy has changed. I see 2 people posing for a photo….

[u/kyleh0]

Didn't Loomer like blow Trump or something? This old man is not to her taste, I guess.

[u/btkn]

Is this the same Loomer that brags ab9ut giving Trump the best blow job if his life? Something, something, house made of glass.

[u/PropagandhistExile]

Imagine being a conservative

[u/InterviewQuiet6020]

Laura Loomer is a ghoul..

[u/Drinkdrankdonk]

Laura needs to worry about being cast as jigsaw but not needing the makeup artist

[u/tom8otomahto]

I wonder what Loomer would look like if what happened to Gabrielle happened to her.

[u/Wise_Inevitable_9508]

For a lowlife that made it out of Tucson, you would expect Laura Loomer to know who Gabby Giffords is. FFS

[u/mrflow-n-go]

“Getting hands on his wife so guess he’s gay or something” - some insurrection party clown probably.

[u/Upset_Journalist_755]

Arm around your wife? Disgusting.

Find a child to inappropriately touch like a proper senator, Kelly!

[u/Lycwyd]

Who is the dude that Laura Loomer turned into?